Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Greetings from the Swamp Viewers! Sorry for the short episode, but we moved AGAIN! This time to our nation's capitol, and boy is it full of spooky stories. Join us as we discuss two local legends from our new home and Producer Cathulhu goes on a rampage! It's Episode 44: Tales From The DMV! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us on Moll Dyer's Rock and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Greetings Viewers! Join us for Justin's long awaited return to the show! In this one we discuss the FBI's Bigfoot Files, Netflix recommendations, Gumlog updates, and the intriguing history of the Burrs. Spies, traitors, Dead River, politics, Georgia facts, this episode has it all. It's Episode 43: Back To Burr! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us drinking our corn in Gumlog and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Hi Viewers! Welcome to the finale of our Betty & Barney Hill series where we discuss Barney's side of the story, as well as the Fish Map, whether or not Bunkum is a word, and how bad an explanation Jupiter is. Also, I burped again. It's Episode 42: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part II - A Little Phallic! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us your own Fish Map and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

We are back for Part 1 of the OG alien abduction: the story of Betty & Barney Hill. Join us as we discuss the night in question, the weeks that followed, Walter Webb's NICAP report, Barney's genitals, and Betty's strange and mildly erotic dreams. It's Episode 41: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part I - Sweet Delsey! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a picture of Jimmy Durante and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

We're back in the saddle again viewers! And this time we've got four terrifying tales of travel, taxidermy, trains, tasty treats, and they all take place in our new home Tennessee! Come find out about the Legend of Sugar Flat Road, Werewolf Springs, The White Bluff Screamer, and the Mystery of the Nun Bun in Episode 40: Tennessee Terrors! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a picture about how much you missed us and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Merry Christmas, Killer Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Yummy Yuletide, Wockin' Winter Solstice, and an Awesome Anything Else you're celebrating Viewers! In our final episode of 2018, we find ourselves on the aptly named Meon Hill amidst a tangle of mangold pulp, devils with bad aim, Black Shuck, fraud, preconscious autobiographies, an unsolved murder, a solved murder, and a bunch of Italians. Follow us following Fabian of the Yard, and his trusty sidekick Detective Sergeant Webb as they try to solve the Murder of Charles Walton, a.k.a. The Witchcraft Murder, in Episode 39: I Caim, I Stanged, I Blasted! P.S. We'll be going on a brief hiatus after this one while Katie and Carl move, so savor it. P.P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Turkey doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

We have just one question for you this week, Viewers: Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? It's the Hagley Woods Mystery, complete with spy rings, witchcraft, murder, graffiti, and did I mention spy rings? Justin and Carl speculate on it all in Episode 38: The Hagley Woods Move! Plus, stay tuned after the ending theme for a special stocking stuffer from Justin. Actually, maybe don't, because its the most vulgar, blue, disgusting thing we've ever talked about: The Ryan's Steakhouse Incident. P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Turkey doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Happy Holidays Viewers and welcome to our Thanksgiving Leftovers! Feast you ears upon the Mystery of the Cuban Yellow Balloons, the Horror of Rufus the Demon Core, and the probable hoax of the Man from Taured! Plus, have you ever heard of Doveland, Wisconsin? Don't stand too close to the microwave! It's Episode 37: Thanksgiving Leftovers - The Highest Stakes Jenga! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Turkey doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Thanks, Viewers, for coming to our autumnal celebration of the undead: Fangsgiving. Join Carl and Katie for a cornucopia of vampire tales. Tonight we spin yarns about Ghost-Vamp William Doggett, The Alnwick Vampire, The Vampire of Berwick, and the the ooky spooky story of Arnont Paule and the Vampires of Meduegna! We hope your cranberry sauce has rings on it, because its Episode 36: Fangsgiving! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Turkey doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we ponder our way through one of the most unsolved of unsolved mysteries: Roland T. Owen and the Curious Case of Room 1046! How? Why? Who? We probably won't find out in Episode 35: Bathtub Made Of Knives! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us Room 1046 and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

I know of no reason why you shouldn't listen to this episode! Join us for gunfights, getaways, gullibility, and GUNPOWDER. It's the conclusion to our two-parter on England's infamous Gunpowder Plot, where things go south in a hurry. Find out why dying of a urinary tract infection in the Tower of London is definitely not the worst case scenario in Episode 34: The Gunpowder Plot Part 2 - Threats Are Only For Boyz! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Guy Fawkes doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspired one of the great graphic novels of all time! Remember remember! It's Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wintour Is Coming! P.S. We pre-recorded, so we didn't mention it in the show, but thank you for all your support in our Teepublic drive for the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank during October! We raised $50! All of you should feel super smug! If you missed out, you can stil donate directly to them at www.FoodbankCENC.org! P.P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at [email protected], or draw us a Guy Fawkes doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and the spookiest ship ever to round the Cape of Good Hope in 12 Parsecs: The Flying Dutchman. It's Episode 32: Diabetes & My Wife! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Shiver me timbers Viewers! Tonight we continue our Fiestaween theme of Spooky Ships with a tale of insurance fraud, experienced seamen, and a butthole Flood. Join Katie and Carl for one of the most famous maritime mysteries ever, the Mary Celeste! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more in Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat! We guarantee the ending of this story is so bizarre, you won't see it coming. Just like whatever that is behind you... Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, unexpected, unparalleled, and maybe even unsolved murder mysteries ever to sail the high seas. WHODUNNIT?!? It's Episode 29: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part I - Fuller Half Empty! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines, and most importantly, we've got a tale so full of mystery it might not even exist. Get your limes and your lifejackets ready, because we're diving headfirst into the mystery of the S.S. Ourang Medan in Episode 28: Porkmanteau! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank, but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Cropsey! There will be blood, there will be showers, and there most definitely will be missing pigs in Episode 27: First In Fright II - Countdown To Mid-Light!

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disappearance of Congressman Hale Boggs and his fellow passengers on a flight over the Alaskan coast. Find out more than you ever wanted to know about the Warren Commission, Watergate, J. Edgar Hoover, and how Boggs' connection to all of the above may have had something to do with the events of October 12, 1972! It's Episode 26: Hale Or High Watergate!

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident! If you love it let us know! We'll do more! Subscribe, Rate, Review, and follow us on Twitter @Slothpod and @TX_Files!