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Stock up for all the fun tomorrow on April Fools Day!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good luck.  Question everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All these acronyms... you may need to take notes on this one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwback Thursday LOL from 2014.  Back when everyone was getting their pets stoned. (Not really, relax). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems so simple... just GET UP and start you dumb-ass day... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're into these long lines at the airport, what else would you like? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the robots can hear you anywhere else... wrap up in the no ads cocoon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The eulogy of Mr. Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris.  May he RIP (Real Impossible Power).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The future (in 2014) was... er IS, er... will be DRONES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is FINE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ah the historic delusion and perpetual disappointment of the citizens of Colorado. Hope can be a cruel hoax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE TAKE TO THE STREETS TO FIND THE MEANING OF ST PATTY'S. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Networks are OUT of ideas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For those of us that can't get enough o that fluff! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not everyone is cut out for this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The very questionable but prolly true history of Keggs and Eggs.  We should raise a glass to Shamus O'Tootles at the 20th next Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that Colorado's Government is considering legalized prostitution?  Just imagine!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI may be pretty smart, but it definitely doesn't get humans sometimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Checking in with our budget correspondants at the Winter Games in Italy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take you back to Italy for a nother update on the Winter Games.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.