Nerf's Lols At 5:05

Maybe this is what Mom REALLY wants for Mothers Day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy May The 4th (be with you).  "This is the podcast you're looking for". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always in my hand, I just don't notice anymore.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Possibly the funniest LOL ever.  Thanks to our friend and collaborator John.  Writing credit goes to him, but we like to think we were the inspiration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I should look at my phone to see if I should look at my phone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So dumb, my spellcheck broke.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was just dumb enough to lock myself out of the podcasting software, so trust me I know what I'm talking about here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why wait till you go OUT to drink? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you're unemployed, what now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that this is the end, what if I have questions? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feels like we're not far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your cat is great.  But could they be better? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is FINE if you're tan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are in the 2026 MLB season, and the Rockies aren't quite as awful as we're used to!  Good Luck Penner family! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isn't it cute how ridiculous the IRS is? -BOOP- See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Home by 8pm?  Don't say that like its a BAD thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deflatio was already taken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's gonna be a dry summer.  Here's what you can do to save water. ...except the coffee part. Never mind that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to have "THE TALK", with your kid?  Hmmm... are you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Haven't pranked anyone yet?  Here are some suggestions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.