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Well, OK science, what CAN we eat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of paying high prices for Beef!?  Try Mustang Meat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the last heat dome happened, we took to the streets to see how it was affecting people's lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Perry, he's up for ANYTHING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Perry the #2 Pencil getting you stoked for back to school.  Here's another way you can use a pencil that is not at all creepy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're young.  What should you do with your life?  Have you considered a cult? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thought you had all the time in the world didn't ya? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dispelling Myths every day.... it's MYTH-POOPERS!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What T-Shirt you wear to a concert matters.  Don't be "That Guy" but don't try too hard either... let's refer to the experts on the runway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The department of education says... Nah.  Don't go back to school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now all the drudgery of life will fall into poetic place.  Namaste. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in traffic?  Of course you are... here are some things you can do to keep yourself occupied. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broke? Stop that!  Be a billionaire today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a drought.  Save water OR ELSE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are just too sexy.  Well, now there's SMOKING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need to know something about the great state of Colorado?  You can count on Native Man... er whatever he's called. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There now, don't you feel enlightened? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How well do you know your house robot?  I mean really KNOW her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please... no More-dor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.