Nerf's Lols At 5:05

How well do you know your house robot?  I mean really KNOW her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please... no More-dor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweat!  It's SOOOOOO funny!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't suffer any longer.  Get help now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since there's not a lot of baseball happening at Coors Field, really, it's LoDo's biggest bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, AC in the pool?  Does that work?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get to know our lil parasite friend here, with a salad, a burrito or lick a doorknob! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Right in the BIG, RED... nose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You going to take these jokes from this clown? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No sugar daddies we're harmed in the making of this LOL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing worse than this heat, is some clown that thinks it's funny.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's HOT out there.  Here's some tips to beat the heat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denver is full.  If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...no YOU'RE immature.  In Your Face! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you going to do with all that time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CLASSIC!  Stay out of the hospital this weekend peeps.  But if you don't say Hi to Ben as he goes in for that lightbulb.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting closer to that cup... but consider the germs... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football... no not that one.  Let's start at the beginning... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's almost the 4th of July, what are your plans?  We take to the streets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.