Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

The Jerks watched The Dark Knight Rises in theaters looking for the Pope D'Angelo Dinero but Scott only found Abyss beating up Batman, unused superstars Randy Orton, Goldust, John Laurinaitis, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne didn't get to come out on Raw 1000 so they join the podcast instead, Hulk Hogan is still recovering from back surgery and assures everyone that Brooke Hogan has things under control even though Velvet Sky is quitting, oooOOOooo Chavo Guerrero signs with TNA, Aces and 8s identities are guessed, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which WWE star would you want for President?", Kane cries over wrestling weddings as Undertaker cheers him up, and Vince McMahon makes life easier for everyone sharing his "hard" mantras.

Comedy Podcast Network is in chaos because of Hulk Hogan's recent back surgery, Steve and Scott give their report from attending WWE Money In The Bank live, Sin Cara gives his thoughts on the Smackdown ladder match, Jesse "The Body" Ventura uncovers the conspiracies between John Cena and Chyna, AJ and Daniel Bryan are getting married at Raw 1000 and broke the Jerks hearts, your #jerktweets get answered including "Who is the biggest joke in wrestling?", the Grab Bag segment returns to discover who blew up Vince McMahon in his limo, and Goldust talks about pitching his brother vs brother match against Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania.

Hornswoggle was revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM and the Jerks ask Booker T to talk about it but John Laurinaitis shows up in disguise, the Jerks are headed to WWE Money In The Bank and want to meet you there, Earl Hebner brags about his mad pimp skills that he used on TNA Knockout Madison Rayne, the first transgender female pro wrestler makes headlines, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the stupidest piece of wrestling merchandise that you bought for yourself and why did you buy it?", Austin Aries and Mason Andrews steal the show at Destination X, Batista has a big surprise, and Vince McMahon holds no grudges and invites all wrestlers back for Raw's 1000th episode.

Special guest comedian Phil Ranta from the Sports Sports Sports Podcast sits in this week for a special 4th of July episode. Ryback is in a hot dog eating contest, Jim Ross and the Jerks obsess over AJ, Money In The Bank is heating up and Damien Sandow educates everyone on why they should buy the pay-per-view, The Rock gets hit below the belt by Mark Wahlberg's kid, former TNA Knockout Angelina Love goes back to her pirate ship, your #jerktweets get answered including "How come wrestlers from England never win a world title but only tag titles?", Wade Barrett gets picked on for being different, Bruno Sammartino turns down HHH to go into the WWE Hall Of Fame, Jack Swagger gets scolded by his boss, and The Iron Shiek wishes everyone a happy 4th of July.

"The Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay's momma talks about her son's first loss on Raw, Comedy Podcast Network gets their numbers crunched by Jack Swagger, WWE Network gets delayed to 2013, Booker T reads his Fave Five, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the most useless or obscure piece of wrestling trivia you know?", Earl Hebner has a potty mouth, Ric Flair has a one hour Broadway with his wife and John Cena gets bullied by his. Tweet Mick Foley @realMickFoley and tell Mick you want to hear him on the podcast and tweet Chyna @ChynaChyna9 to have her come on the podcast so the Jerks and Chyna can call Jennifer Nelson on the air to get her dog back!

Ken Doane gives the inside scoop on John Cena, wrestlers and Hollywood make a great tag team, Mike Tyson takes WWE '13 by force, Brett and Steve give their WWE No Way Out review, your #jerktweets get answered including "If a Curtain Jerks movie were made, which wrestlers would portray the Jerks?", and Sting takes time out from shaving a goose to share the latest news on Ric Flair and the lawsuits between WWE and TNA.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura refuses to fly, Vader returns to WWE Raw to battle Heath Slater, Scott and Steve's debate is solved from last week about if the DX Band also did Mr. McMahon's theme, Christian returns to TNA Slammiversary whether he wants to or not, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo reads a poem about the TNA Hall Of Fame, lawyers give John Cena an attitude adjustment, Jeff Hardy has the attention span of his cat Mittens, Booker T reads a Scott Steiner twitter rant, your #jerktweets get answered including "If you could be the manager of any wrestler past or present, who would it be and why?", Vince McMahon is livid over fatties, and Steve talks about the NWA CASHEW show he went to featuring Austin Draven vs John Morrison.

Randy Orton talks about his recent suspension when Jesse "The Body" Ventura interrupts with his own questions, Sin Cara is having dark matches on tv, Big Show donkey punches Santino Marella, Earl Hebner just called to say he's sorry, Ric Flair gets spotted in Flair Country, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the lamest finisher?", the Jerks examine if upcoming wrestlers Ryback, Damien Sandow, Tyler Reks and others enough to justify making Raw three hours, Hulk Hogan goes ballsdeep on Brooke Hogan, and Vince McMahon explains why he wanted Kane to have a three foot long penis in the WWE Film "See No Evil".

WWE '13 is announced on Raw and C.M. Punk is on the cover, Lord Tensai is pulled from tv, Ryback beats up middle school kids, Jillian Hall and Stone Cold Steve Austin are destined to be together, Scott got Don West the deal of a lifetime, Bully Ray doesn't know what anyone in TNA is talking about, Booker T talks about how tough you gotta be to make love to Mae Young, your #jerktweets get answered including, "Who do you want to see inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame?", and The Iron Shiek humbles everyone by telling them why Hacksaw Jim Duggan would've made the greatest world champion.

The Jerks give a rundown of what they thought about WWE Over The Limit, John Laurinaitis makes mistakes on Raw because John Cena put a finger in him, Hulk Hogan talks about losing Matt Morgan, Alex Shelley and Ric Flair but says Brooke Hogan is qualified to fill in for them, Sting is having a party and brags that he is #1 on the Top 50 Superstars in WCW list, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which wrestler would we be for a day and why?" and "Macho Man" Randy Savage talks about being named the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time by WWE.

Never give up! Never quit! Unless you're John Cena and file for divorce. Speculation runs rampant on what could be in the Elizabeth Huberdeau tell all book, Steve tries to make amends by calling Brodus Clay's momma to wish her a Happy Mother's Day, could Matt Morgan leaving TNA for WWE be what the fans want to see? Your #jerktweets get answered including "which old gimmick would you like to see come back on a new superstar?" The debut of #swaggertweets read by the new Comedy Podcast Network archivist Jack Swagger, Jesse Ventura stops by to unveil his new book. Plus, is the WWE pay-per-view Over The Limit worth the Jerks bucks?

Triple H gets called to explain getting caught in Las Vegas not selling his broken arm at the Mayweather fight, Paul Heyman makes a surprise return on Raw, your #jerktweets get answered including who would win in a match between The Red Rooster vs The Gobbledy Gooker, the Jerks went to see TNA live in Ontario, CA and give a full break down of the show, WWE.com has a poll on what the new tag champs R-Truth and Kofi Kingston should be named, Stone Cold Steve Austin gets his own reality tv show featuring redneck challenges, and Vince McMahon reveals how intimate his relationship was with The Ultimate Warrior.

This podcast just got EXTREME! Brock Lesnar and John Cena bring back the blood to professional wrestling, we ask Booker T about who else besides Brock is a "legitimizer" in the WWE, the tag team race war continues as Kofi Kingston and R-Truth win the WWE Tag Team Titles, more #jerktweets get answered including who the best valet is, the Jerks ask Hulk Hogan about what they'll be seeing at the TNA house show they're attending, and Vince McMahon gets interrupted during his stockholders conference call.

Hulk Hogan reveals images of his sex tape to the Jerks, Jack Swagger is gets a new job at Comedy Podcast Network in the basement, Andy Leavine gets released from WWE but makes Hogan's dreams come true in TNA, Jake "The Snake" Roberts is in a horror comedy... and he's in a new movie too! Your #jerktweets get answered including what the best wrestling video game of all time is, Brett's action figures obsession gets tested by Steve and Scott, and The Iron Shiek reports on his fat finding mission in Israel with Brett!

The Jerks have Jack Swagger filling in as their new receptionist and Swagger has many surprise guests for the guys to talk to including "The Viper" Randy Orton, HHH and WWE GM John Laurinaitis! More #jerktweets get answered which includes Steve's problem with face paint, how Hercules and Tyler Reks could save the tag division, and Katie Vick is finally made funny. Super internet wrestling fans Justin "Powerhouse" and Preston "Perfection" come on the show to say they can do everything better. Plus the Jerks also pull a prank on Joker Sting and Vince McMahon and get them to talk publicly for the first time ever!

TNA Lockdown vs WWE Extreme Rules, Hulk Hogan wants revenge on the Three Stooges and Will Sasso, Daivari ruins the Curtain Jerks movie, #jerktweets get answered, WWE's first Asian referee tricks everyone, 10 big matches with Brock Lesnar (?!), Booker T is ready for Starrcade, The Bella Twins wish WWE well in its Future Endeavors, and find out how you can become a WWE Summer intern!

The Jerks talk WWE Wrestlemaina 28 and the next night's Monday Night Raw including Brock Lesnar's return, Rock, Cena, Triple H, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Seamus squashing Daniel Bryan, and the Raw crowd getting revenge on Seamus and Alberto Del Rio (Si! Si! Si!). Plus we find out what Vince McMahon thinks of WM28 AND WM29, we call Brodus Clay's Momma (and she's still mad at Steve), Japanese Yoshi Tatsu challenges Not-Japanese Lord Tensai's young boy, Randy Orton's still not a Marine as he gets dishonorably discharged from WWE Studios, and Scott Steiner keeps it real on Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and TNA.

In the first ever Curtain Jerks iTunes-only Bonuspode, WWE Hall of Fame inductee J.J. Dillon chats with the guys about his years in the wrestling business, his autobiography, and Wrestlemania

2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee J.J. Dillon is our special guest for this Wrestlemaina themed episode - he talks WM28, finding out the Four Horseman are going into the HOF, Ric Flair's status with TNA, the Rock/Cena match and much more! Plus the Jerks run down the Wrestlemaina card and play HOF Mad Libs with Ron Simmons, Undertaker makes plans with Shawn Michaels for April 21st, Cena Tweets, Rock gets ready with Curt Hawkins, plus Vince McMahon and the new WWE writers plan out the top matches for Wrestlemania 29

It's Curtain Jerks' one year anniversary! The Jerks put on tuxes, drink champaign and celebrate! Its a wild wrestling party as the Jerks cover Vince McMahon relentlessly plugging WWE Wrestlemaina, Booker T relentlessly plugging WCW Starrcade, Golddust creeping everybody out, Dixie Carter waking up from a drunken stupor, Hulk Hogan tring to keep everything from running wild, and why Jesse Ventura thinks this one year anniversary crap is a government conspiracy.