Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

Scott is a wreck after missing three WWE shows on the east coast, Macho Claus stops by with mistletoe looking for dick kisses, Rejected Touts have two potty mouth kids saying gross things to the Hollys, Grab Bag returns with your favorite Christmas movies starring your favorite wrestlers such as "It's A Wonderful Life" starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Lita, John Laurinaitis sings all the holiday hits off his Christmas album, we answer your #jerktweets including "What has been the worst match you have ever seen live or on pay-per-view?", and Goldust reaches in his sack.

Straight from the Curtain Jerks vault, comes the pulse-pounding review of Half Past Dead 2! The Jerks subject themselves to Goldberg's cinematic masterpiece! Hear! Triple H and Goldberg on a camping trip with their fictional daughters! Hear! The Jerks do an in-depth film analysis! Hear! Steve mis-prounounce tater tots!

The Race To Raw GM continues as Scott Hall talks about being the best "bad guy" for the job but may have an identity crisis, Christian York reveals that TNA Gutcheck is real just like professional wrestling, Rejected Touts have Karl complaining that Kane used to be better as a monster, it's time to get excited for Mick Foley vs CM Punk and now it's time to stop because it's never gonna happen, Matt and Jeff Hardy talk reuniting but end up competing over grapes, Chris Jericho hosts a new show with robots checking their oil, Curtain Jerks want to know about the best unknown English wrestlers from the fans in the UK, The Boogeyman joins Twitter and needs to be a guest on the podcast, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which wrestler would you give a comic book to and why?", and Vince McMahon insists you watch all WWE programming with your parents.

Curtain Jerks are celebrating Curtain Janksgiving with a full traditional Thanksgiving spread, but chaos ensues as they are interrupted by Jack Swagger, Goldust, Jeff Hardy, John Laurinaitis, The Iron Shiek, Triple H, Damien Sandow and "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Also, NXT members Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns make internet geeks cry with their debut at Survivor Series, big names are rumored for WWE Hall Of Fame 2013, Rejected Touts have Bane trying to be Robin Williams funny, Colt Cabana nearly losses a finger, and your #jerktweets are answered including "Could you ask Goldust and Sheiky Baby what is the best way to stuff the turkey?"

The Race To Raw GM continues with Rey Mysterio sticking up for the little guys with bad knees, Fandango plans on cutting in on our wrestling, the archives reveal Vince McMahon coming up with Dolph Ziggler's name, Rejected Touts have John Cena's brother Tyler Cena saying some mean things, A.W. is frustrated with politics after making indy wrestler Eric Hartsburg get a Mitt Romney tattoo on his face, Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to get back in a WWE ring with CM Punk and Justin Gabriel(?), your #jerktweets are answered including "With Survivor Series on Sunday, what would be your dream team of wrestlers using past and present stars?" Team Red Eye vs Team Straight Edge, the Jerks address the controversy surrounding Jerry "The King" Lawler's heart attack and CM Punk getting heat, and Jeff Hardy can't get out of the Comedy Podcast Network bathroom after taking too many blows to the head in his ladder match at TNA Turning Point.

The Race to Raw GM continues as Earl Hebner, Iron Shiek and Adamantium Shieky Baby Baby jump into the race. Also Scott Steiner sues TNA because Jeff Hardy was wreckless, Scott watches The Man With The Iron Fists starring Batista, Rejected Touts have Sylvain Grenier complaining that he was the original Brad Maddox, Carlito spits in the face of people that don't want to employ him, Triple H talks about why he cut his hair, your #jerktweets are answered including "In WWE, who do you think will be the next person to hold a world title that has never held it before?", the McMahons for misusing $100 million on the senate race by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, and Vince McMahon erupts with joy over the outcome of Linda's outcome in the election.

The race to Raw GM continues with new candidates. Randy Orton drops a bomb, John Laurinaitis sings and Jake "The Snake" Roberts inhales the requirements of the position. Hell In A Cell exposed Ryback's weak balls, Paul Heyman has a t-shirt for sale, Hulk Hogan settles the score with Bubba The Love Sponge, Rejected Touts has a guy who's all fingers, WWE '13 is now available for everyone but Scott, and your #jerktweets are answered including "If you could of been live at any wrestling moment when would it be?"

AJ Lee has resigned from her position as the General Manager of Monday Night Raw and all the superstars are coming out the woodwork and drywall for the job. Jack Swagger, Goldust, Joseph Parks, R-Truth and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are the first to declare their candidacy! Also, Jeff Hardy has his own custom TNA world championship while CM Punk can't even get his WWE title to spin, Rejected Touts feature Paul The Giant, Ryback prepares for his main event debut on Sunday at Hell In A Cell, Gene Snitsky leads the SnitsKommand of the Japanese Foot Patrol with Tensai on his way back to the WWE, Kane and Sin Cara join Twitter, your #jerktweets get answered including "Can you talk to Evan Bourne to find out when vacation ends?" which causes a huge blow up between Kofi Kingston and R-Truth. Next week will feature more characters declaring their candidacy for Raw GM!

Joker Sting gets everyone hyped for TNA Bound For Glory even though it already happened, Hulk Hogan is fired up and is suing anyone who crosses him, WWE NXT may have a silly title belt but they have a great show, the Grab Bag returns to reveal the next crop of unknown 2nd and 3rd generation NXT Superstars including Todd Gunn "Son Of Ass", Rejected Touts has Jack Swagger trapped in the basement, Ryback keeps CM Punk out of the main event at Hell In A Cell, your #jerktweets get answered including "In honor of the new Bond movie, if Vince McMahon were the villain of a Bond movie, what would his evil plan be?", The Iron Shiek makes all mustaches humble, and Kane tells everyone that he is a really funny guy.

Alberto Del Rio steps in the Shark Tank bullying a child and tearing up his sign, Hulk Hogan is depressed because he didn't make any money off his sex tape, Rejected Touts has the Iron Shiek wanting to make his own sex tape, Batista wins his MMA debut against Vince Lucero while Steve was asking the hard hitting questions, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's son Colt steps into the wrestling ring, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch gets arrested again and joins the Booker T Five Time Club, your #jerktweets get answered including "Ryback vs Undertaker at WrestleMania has been brought up. Would this really work?", Wade Barrett gets homesick, CM Punk shows fans why you're not supposed to touch the WWE Champion, Vince McMahon shakes things up backstage with a new head writer and brings his attitude back into the ring.

Curtain Jerks takes a look back at the best interviews they have had on the podcast...so far. Championship Wrestling From Hollywood's Scorpio Sky (aka TNA's Mason Andrews and WWE's Harold) talks about who influenced him in wrestling from Brooklyn Brawler (kidding) to Bret Hart. WWE Tough Enough contestant Eric Watts talks about if he received a fair depiction of being on Tough Enough. WWE 2012 Hall Of Fame Inductee and Manager of the legendary 4 Horsemen, J.J. Dillon talks about the particular group of 4 Horsemen being inducted. Former WWE Superstar, John Morrison gets in on the fun with Curtain Jerks doing his impression of The Undertaker giving us the latest love scoop between Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. WWE's One Man Rock Band, Heath Slater reveals his survival plan if a zombie outbreak happened live on Monday Night Raw. ECW Original, Tommy Dreamer talks about getting an awkward ride from a fan who is a "huge fan" of Tommy's wife, Beulah McGillicutty.

Macho Man Air Jordan's elbow drop the streets, Alberto Del Rio exposes Sin Cara's face on Raw, Smackdown GM Booker T has a plan to stop all NFL and WWE referee controversy, Mick Foley and CM Punk steal the show, Harley Race escapes the jaws of breaking kayfabe, your #jerktweets get answered including "If u could make a Kane storyline, how would it go, and would you continue with the current tag team storyline?", Wade Barrett predicts the outcome of the Manchester football game, the WWE '13 video game lets Divas be Kings, announcer Justin Roberts is a speed demon, and Vince McMahon is furious at John Cena for wanting to take time off.

Edge explains why he cut his hair, Jack Swagger leaves Raw and climbs Mt. Kilimanjaro with JBL, more Rejected Touts are played, WWE Night Of Champions impresses, "The Viper" Randy Orton gives the bird to breast cancer survivors, your #jerktweets are answered including "Since wrestlers are becoming movie stars, which movie stars would you like to see in the ring?", Matt Striker is the lame step dad of wrestling, TNA could prevent their employees getting beaten down by letting Aces and 8's tryout in Gut Check, and Vince McMahon tries to buy Jerry Lawler out of the Montreal hospital.

John Morrison makes his return as a guest on Curtain Jerks! Finally, the questions about the wrestling future of John Morrison have been answered! Listen to Curtain Jerks exclusive audio of Morrison's meetings with Hulk Hogan and Joker Sting at TNA, Hollywood executives, and Triple H and Vince McMahon at WWE! Also, The Rock puts his boots to criminal asses, more Rejected Touts are played including Booker T needing a good lawyer, Bret Hart visits his ex-girlfriend Montreal after 15 years, the Taliban entices young men with the Divas, The Undertaker gives love advice to George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, NWA leaves Hollywood, and your #jerktweets get answered including "Who's idea was it to bedazzle John Morrison's abs?" Tweet your #jerktweets every week to @CurtainJerks on Twitter, "Like" us at www.facebook.com/curtainjerks and rate and review our podcast on iTunes!

The Jerks call Funkadactyl Cameron's Momma to break the news about Cameron's DUI, more Rejected Touts get played including Linda McMahon's senate election opponent Chris Murphy attacking her, Luke Gallows joins TNA and is now in charge of Aces and 8's, Bully Ray reunites with his father Tom Ray, Bruce Hart wants to bring back Stampede Wrestling, the Jerks open Topps 1987 WWF trading cards and Steve finally learns who Koko B. Ware is, A.W. gets controversial and helpful, the Jerks talk about their favorite wrestling memes of the week.

This is part 2 of Curtain Jerks talking about the matches and experience of attending the 25th Anniversary of SummerSlam live at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Hulk Hogan talks about Brooke "Brulk" Hogan training to become the TNA Knockout Champion, Jerry Lawler says the "C" word on WWE Raw, A.W. goes off during Rejected Touts, Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio need to stop, the new WWE film The Day has no wrestlers and the Jerks have no interest, Joker Sting plays golf for charity, your #jerktweets are answered including "HHH didn't look to be in too much pain after his match, yet it was said he broke his arm. So what happened after the show?", Brodus Clay's momma explains why The Funkasaurus was not dancing during Kevin Rudolph's performance, Fred Durst is a classy gentleman, the perfect storm is perfectly awkward, and Vince McMahon sings to Triple H to prepare him for Brock Lesnar.

This is part 1 of Curtain Jerks talking about the matches and experience of attending the 25th Anniversary of SummerSlam live at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Smackdown GM Booker T is excited for two Mark Henry's in the WWE 13 video game roster, Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho give future curtain jerkers a run for their money, Steve's girlfriend threw away his 7/11 SummerSlam cups, your #jerktweets get answered including "Do you think Raw is working at 3 hours or should it have stayed at 2 hours?", Charlie Sheen and The Iron Shiek tag up as the ultimate tag team, and Rey Mysterio embarrasses his teenage son dressed as Batman.

The Jerks watch another mind numbing disaster, this time it's Little Hercules in 3D. This movie stars Hulk Hogan as Zeus, the Greek God not the bad guy from No Holds Barred, and The Big Show as Marduk, in a battle to control Mt. Olympus. It's a family comedy, for families who feel spanking their kids is taking it too easy on them, also starring Richard Sandrak (as "Little Herc"), Nick Hogan, Linda Bollea, Brooke Hogan, Judd Nelson, Elliott Gould and other actual accomplished actors that had nothing better to do. As a bonus the Jerks play the audition tapes of other wrestlers that auditioned for the movie including Jack Swagger, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Bully Ray, Randy Orton, Sting, The Undertaker and more!

Jack Swagger unleashes a 13 inch All American American snake, Shawn Michaels has turned into the Church Lady, Triple H books himself a disaster with Brock Lesnar for SummerSlam, more rejected WWE Touts are played, your #jerktweets on Twitter get answered including "Can you guys call A.W. and ask him to share some more Kobe Bryant wisdom or motivational phrases?", Wade Barrett reveals an astonishing secret about Raw GM AJ Lee, the Jerks talk about their favorite Wrestling Memes of the week, and Joker Sting gets so excited he swallows his phone. Get your free audiobook from Audible by going to www.audibletrial.com/comedypodcastnetwork and tweet Mick Foley at @realMickFoley about wanting to hear him as a guest on our podcast!

Booker T talks about the changes he will be making to Friday Night Smackdown as the new GM, Yoshi Tatsu is getting frustrated in WWE because Steve has only seen one of his matches, Jack Swagger has a birthday gift for Scott, the Jerks play rejected Touts that didn't make the air, the BFG series on Impact Wrestling is seriously a BFD, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which WWE stars would you pick as running mates in this years presidential elections?", Randy Orton returns to Raw after his "vacation" and is excited to talk about his new haircut.