Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

Randy Orton tries out some catchphrases, Steve loves a bruised lady, Scott gets angry at 7 year old Make-A-Wish kid Charlie about his wrestling knowledge, your #jerktweets are answered including "Replace Raw commentary team with any current WWE roster members", and Jack Swagger pulls ribs.

Steve cleans his spit guard on his microphone just like how Kane protects Daniel Bryan from fire, The Shield vs The Undertaker and Team Hell No steal the show at WWE Raw in England, Maffew Gregg of Botchamania has heard of us, R-Truth and Kofi Kingston get heated up when they challenge each other to a Eat My Dick match for the US Title at Extreme Rules, your #jerktweets are answered including "If John Cena is Hulk Hogan and CM Punk is Randy Savage then who is Randy Orton? Ultimate Warrior?" and Jeff Hardy is in the hospital injured but still has enough energy to plug Dixie Carter action figures.

Fandango runs wild throughout the world thanks to Wrestling Memes, Curtain Jerks makes an appearance on the Botchamemia podcast, the ultimate Smark stops by and complains about the current state of professional wrestling, "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce gets snubbed on TNA Gut Check, MMA Jeff Jarrett brags about being with Kurt Angle's ex-wife, your #jerktweets are answered including "Favorite WrestleMania ever and favorite Aliens Movie?" and Vince McMahon is furious that the new Jackie Robinson movie "42" starring Harrison Ford ripped off Vince's real life story with Kamala.

The fans at WWE Raw in New Jersey (the night after WrestleMania 29) gave such an amazing performance that thrilled the world, Curtain Jerks decided to say thanks with a Bonuspode! Steve missed this Raw on Monday and Scott forces him to watch and get reactions on the air before, during and after Raw. The Jerks talk Dolph Ziggler cashing in his Money In The Bank briefcase to become World Heavyweight Champion, Ryback turning heel on John Cena and "Singing" John Laurinaitis takes credit for singing Fandango's theme "ChaChaLaLa" in the crowd at the New Jersey Raw.

Scott and Steve watch WWE WrestleMania 29 and give a full review in another installment of the "Gets Jerked" series. Also, Doc Hendrix hosts the WrestleMania hotline, Triple H explains what ended up on his stomach during his entrance, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who was the best rookie of Mania? Reigns, Rollins, Ambrose, Big E Langston or Fandango?", and AskMacho returns with "Macho Man" Randy Savage giving his thoughts on WrestleMania 29.

"Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce takes TNA Gut Check to a whole new level, Impact Wrestling live tv tapings cost a pretty penny, X-Pac's anus talks about his love of technical wrestling, the fans demand Antonio Cesaro have a WrestleMania 29 match, "Singing" John Laurinaitis brags about hanging out with The Rock on Smackdown, we answer your #jerktweets including "What do you guys think the worst WWE dvd ever is?", Damien Sandow is dating multiple Divas, and Sting stops in to hype Slammiversary that is two months away.

Special guest Marc Warzecha returns to the podcast this week. Plus, X-Pac tears his anus on a failed Bronco Buster, Curtain Jerks GM Jack Swagger brags about being the main event of WrestleMania 29, Damien Sandow's robe will makes any fan at a wrestling show more debonair, Dixie Carter gets hot and bothered on her porch in Florida, your #jerktweets are answered including "Now Bully Ray has been revealed as the leader of Aces and Eights, is it enough to save what's been a lackluster group?", Scott tests his knowledge from the March 1989 WWF Magazine quiz, and Andre The Giant shares his thoughts on whether the 2013 WWE Hall Of Fame class are worthy of being inducted.

Scott and Steve celebrate two years of Curtain Jerks with special three time guest Phil Ranta (The Sports3 Podcast). Also, Ryback wants to be an Ewok in Star Wars Episode 7, Rey Mysterio may have to retire because his knees are made of dandelions, Jeff Hardy reports on how Matt Hardy is doing, Fandango vs Chris Jericho at WrestleMania 29 in the Dancing of the Superstars match, your #jerktweets are answered including "What match was much better than your expectations going in?", Wade Barrett wins a prize for punching Phil's head, Kofi Kingston cheers up by using old WCW Nitro story lines, Dana White and Vince McMahon don't fight or wrestle each other, and a new segment Ask Macho debuts with "Macho Man" Randy Savage answering all of life's questions.

TNA Lockdown delivers, Earl Hebner reveals himself as the President of Aces and Eights, Joker Sting is celebrating Team TNA's Lethal Lockdown victory, WrestleMania turns into male manager mania, the feedback is in about The Marine 3 and it is hilarious and unenthusiastic, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who's the better dancer, Scott or Steve?", and Curtain Jerks GM Jack Swagger is taking charge.

Paul Bearer rests in peace, Triple H makes pee pee on Raw, Superstar Billy Graham wants out of the WWE Hall Of Fame, Scott wants Team Hell No vs The New Age Outlaws at WrestleMania 29, The Marine 3 starring The Miz is out and nobody cares, Thomas Dotterer tries to give CM Punk an advantage over The Undertaker, your #jerktweets are answered including "If a new Mortal Kombat movie was made and you guys had to cast it using only wrestlers, who would you pick?", AJ Styles (ArJo Styles) reveals his mission in TNA, and the finalists for Curtain Jerks GM Randy Orton's feces and Jack Swagger face The Grab Bag.

The Race To Curtain Jerks GM is down to the semi-finals as each remaining candidate gives one last Gut Check promo saying why they should make it to the finals. Also the internet doesn't lie about CM Punk vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania 29, Fandango dances his way to Smackdown, The Shield are selling the t-shirts off their back, Brock Lesnar plays The Game on Raw and bleeds, your #jerktweets are answered including "With WWE rolling out lots of films, what movies and plots would you create and which wrestler(s) would star in it?", Hulk Hogan names his son (not Nick Hogan) No.1 Contender at Lockdown, and Glenn Beck talks about his disdain for WWE but his love of ECW,

The Shield shocks everyone at Elimination Chamber, Desk Sergeant Dale Caalhooon recounts the arrest of Jack Swagger, the new WWE Championship looks like a super hero emblem, the Aces and Eights President reveals a lot more than what's under his mask, Stone Cold Steve Austin says Tough Enough is done, your #jerktweets are answered including "Inspired by Swaggs awesome new music, what are your favourite and least favourite theme music?", WrestleMania XXX is going to Mardi Gras, Jack Swagger makes his one phone call from Biloxi Mississippi jail to Curtain Jerks to get bailed out, and The Iron Shiek with Adamantium Shieky Baby Baby goes up against the Jack Swagger in the Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

Steve watches all the Die Hard movies, Scott gets the role of Renfield over Sponge, dark Jack Swagger is back due to popular demand, Curtain Jerks correspondent Jeff Hardy reports on why wrestling has been removed from the Olympics while begging for money for squirrel food, your #jerktweets are answered including "What wrestling related band would you like to see perform a cover of Hoeski?", porn star Kendra Lust denies giving John Cena the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and Paul The Giant and "Macho Man" Randy Savage face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

Jack Swagger bursts onto the podcast revealing his close friendship with Gary Busey, Dixie Carter announces that Impact Wrestling will tour the tv show starting in March at Steve Sears Chicago Arena, Brock Lesnar throws chairs at The Miz, Fandango has not been forgotten, HHH visits Vince McMahon in the hospital and breaks the news about allowing Bruno Sammartino into the WWE Hall Of Fame Class of 2013, Amazing Red is in limbo, two new member of Aces and Eights are forgotten, your #jerktweets are answered including "What's your dream heel vs. heel match?", Mark Henry is back and is the 5th most unstoppable force in the WWE, The Shield seeks justice and money off iTunes, and R-Truth and Goldust face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

Scott and Steve talk about their road trip to Phoenix and their experience of watching the 2013 WWE Royal Rumble live. Also Vince McMahon is in pain from Shane McMahon not saving him after getting F5ed by Brock Lesnar, Scott has a vendetta against the Fat Kid on youtube, Goldust talks about his surprise return facing Cody Rhodes in the Rumble, your #jerktweets are answered including "With all the wrestlers that have died if they were to a royal rumble in heaven who would win?", the winner between singing John Laurinaitis and sexy Earl Hebner is announced, and A.W. and Thomas Dotterer (the 77 year old CM Punk fan who got shot in the eye) face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

Steve bullies a bodybuilder at an audition, THQ goes bankrupt, HHH promises the best game ever with Wrestling The Game I, Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan impact the world with their tv marriage, your #jerktweets are answered including "Do you think WWE will guarantee the Royal Rumble winner the opening match of Mania for the 3rd year in a row?", Scott and Steve reveal whether or not they would kiss Vince McMahon's ass, Wade Barrett recaps the last six months of TNA Wrestling, the winner between Randy Orton's feces and Rey Mysterio is announced, and John Laurinaitis and Earl Hebner face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

Wedding bells are ringing with the wedding of Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan on TNA Impact Wrestling, Rejected Touts return with Rob Van Dam offering to get Bully Ray high on his honeymoon, the Race To Curtain Jerks GM begins with the first Survival Debate between Randy Orton's feces and Rey Mysterio, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would you induct into the Hall of Pain?", Jeff Hardy updates everyone on whether or not he got out of Hulk Hogan's aquarium, and The Iron Shiek wants to be in the WWE Hall Of Fame a second time.

Steve makes Dolph Ziggler jealous by becoming Archer on stage, Mike Knox is revealed on Impact Wrestling, a masked Aces and Eight's member reveals their job hierarchy, Raw has a TLC match that blows minds, Superstar Billy Graham is a real mark for CM Punk's promos, Jack Swagger reveals his championship suit, your #jerktweets are answered including "What do you think would be the resolutions for some of the stars of WWE/TNA?" meet announcer Mike TNAy, and former WCW wrestler Alex Wright bursts in letting everyone know he's available for everything.

Wade Barrett wins the Intercontinental Championship and warms up some cold tea, Scott and Steve are looking forward to attending WWE Royal Rumble 2013 live and talk about who they want to see show up in the Rumble, Curtain Jerks corespondent Jeff Hardy reports from Hulk Hogan's new restaurant and gets stuck in the fish tank, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which 4 wrestling stars, past or present, dead or alive, would you invite to your Ultimate New Year party?" Steve wants to bring Samoans, Vince McMahon wants no help with finding a new Raw GM, and a big name is announced that will be a guest on the podcast soon.

Scott and Steve take a look back at the highlights and lowlights of wrestling in 2012. Brodus Clay "The Funkasaurus" debuted, big interviews were gotten with John Morrison, Tommy Dreamer and J.J. Dillon, Triple H breaks his own nose giving the state of 2013 address for WWE which will include eight different covers for the WWE '14 video game, Hulk Hogan had sex on tape, Daniel Bryan broke out, Brock Lesnar returned and made us hungry for beef jerky sandwiches, Joker Sting is under the table and is going steady with Mickie James, nobody liked John Laurinaitis, Heath Slater rocks out with 3MB, your #jerktweets get answered including "To celebrate the release of the new Star Trek movie, which superstars would you cast for the movie?" Val Venis = Captain Kirk, final thoughts on the year of the good, the bad and the funny, and The Iron Shiek gives his 2012 Urine Review calling out every wrestler!