Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

After attending the September 9, 2013 Raw live in Toronto, Canada at the Air Canada Centre, Scott sat down and talked with fellow comedians Hayley Kellett (@hjkellett), Mike Kellett (@MrMikeKellett) and Morgan George (@morganjgeorge) about the show in this special Curtain Jerks Bonuspode. From everything including Edge's hometown return to Ryback's angry bedroom behavior to Fight Brand wrestling shows in downtown Toronto.

This week welcomes Scott back from abroad and he details the inner-workings of live wrestling in a Canadian venue. Also Goldust talks fighting for his brother Cody Rhodes' career and we answer your #jerktweets including have we ever been genuinely surprised by wrestling. #Yes.

On this episode of Curtain Jerks Marc joins Steve on a somber analysis of Big Show's bitter boo-hoo bash on Smackdown and Raw. The debut of a brand-new segment, the ill-timed "Ask Scott". Also, Steve messes up the outro and accidentally deletes Impact before watching it.

Christian Rosenberg is our special guest on the podcast this week. Christian talks about sharing terrible tasting beers with John Morrison, working on Afterbuzz TV, and becoming a last minute referee. Also Jack Swagger starts a petition to be a legend in WrestleMania mode in the WWE2K14 video game, your #jerktweets are answered including "Any tips for new WWE fans?", and Earl Hebner awaits his invitation to be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame.

Special guest Marc Warzecha (Director of On Your Mark www.youtube.com/onyourmarkshow) returns to the podcast this week. Also the Jerks went to WWE SummerSlam live at the Staples Center and give a full rundown from the show, A.W. wants to cash in on the news of Darren Young coming out, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which matters more in a wrestling storyline: the logic or the execution?", Marc replaces wrestlers with Smurfs for the new event SmurferSlam, and The Iron Sheik is responsible for everything terrible happening to Hulk Hogan's family.

Jack Swagger prefers his states united, Kofi Kingston explains the significance of his new long tights, Triple H doesn't understand social media, TNA Bound For Glory series is heating up, Chris Sabin is getting awkward, your #jerktweets are answered including "Hey Scott. How did your date go? I think we're all pretty excited to hear about it." and Vince McMahon refuses to give the Jerks press passes for SummerSlam Axxess.

Hulk Hogan's restaurant Hogan's Beach is not wrestling themed, Scott is scared to mention he likes wrestling on his upcoming date, Bray Wyatt thinks Fletch Lives is funnier than Fletch, WWE Superstars are required to send out quota tweets for the company, your #jerktweets are answered including "What is the stupidest item you have seen that has been used as a foreign/international object?", Mark Henry has a confidence baby, listener Leslie Schaeffer shares his embarrassing wrestling encounter with ROH wrestlers, and A.W. wants a piece of SummerSlam.

Steve prefers TNA World Heavyweight Champion Chris Sabin over Michael Cera, little people have their own hotel in Culver City, Bully Ray's attorney incriminates his own client, a mystery man is coming to Impact Wrestling, Suburban Commando's Dennis Burkley passes, the race to the shitty wrestler turned better actor is on between Kurrgan vs Nathan Jones, your #jerktweets are answered including "who is the one wrestler you enjoy see getting their ass kicked?", John Laurinaitis celebrates his own birthday by singing his favorite wrestler theme songs, listener Graeme Glover share his embarrassing wrestling encounter with TNA wrestler Robbie E, audio from the exclusive hard hitting encounter from Scott and Daniel Bryan at San Diego Comic Con, and Rey Mysterio is used as a pinata.

John Morrison returns to the podcast as this week's special guest! John talks about working on a movie with "Tiny" Lister Jr. aka Zeus, prepping for a ladder match, questioning Seth Rollins training, shares an embarrassing wrestling encounter with Brock Lesnar, your #jerktweets for JoMo are answered including "Were there any gimmicks in WWE that you flat out refused to do?", if he would ever be Fandango, and John meets Make-A-Wish Charlie. Also, Scott went to Comic Con, Randy Orton dumps in his own Money In The Bank briefcase, Jesse Sorensen gets released from TNA, Scott is upset that TV ratings aren't measured accurately, Jack Swagger thinks everyone is jumping up his ass after his loss on Raw to Daniel Bryan, and Mark Henry will knock you out with his chocolate cake.

John Morrison and Jeff Carrier, creators of Out Of Your Mind Fitness, are this week's special guests on the podcast talking about their fitness program, empowering wrestling fans, and getting Tensai and Paul Heyman in peak physical condition. Also, WWE Money In The Bank impresses, Damien Sandow needs to replace his briefcase with a scroll, there is no photo proof of Triple H as a child, special correspondent Jeff Hardy reports on the latest TNA releases, and Wade Barrett is so upset he is going to join the Wyatt Family.

Goldust exposes the news of former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler and George Clooney's sexless break up, BryanSpoon79 on Twitter creates Halle-What-Yes!!!, Hulk Hogan renames Suicide to Manik, up and coming TNA wrestler Tragedy debuts on the podcast, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would be a better boy band, 3MB or WCW's 3 Count?", The Iron Shiek is outraged he is not on the cover of The Best Of WWE At Madison Square Garden DVD, and listeners Sebastian Hegmar and Samuel Alba share their embarrassing wrestling encounters about not meeting anyone in Sweden and meeting Trent Barreta, respectively. Next week former WWE Superstar John Morrison returns to the podcast!

TNA Wrestling cuts down their roster, Joker Sting and the Main Event Mafia are suffering from budget cuts, Ricardo Rodriguez gets suspended from WWE for violating the wellness policy, Brooke Hogan gets engaged to NFL player Phil Costa while she is married to Bully Ray, Mark Henry bursts in again to bring the pain, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would win in a fight and why, Brock Lesnar, or a bull?", Ask Macho returns with "Macho Man" Randy Savage pairing wrestlers with animal mascots, and listener Benjamin Eyriey shares his embarrassing story about potentially meeting JTG and Titus O'Neil.

Jack Swagger reveals what happened during his arrest, Steve needs a reason to tell his parents he is in The Human Centipede 3, the Main Event Mafia in TNA are bringing factions back, former Tennessee State Rep. Scotty Campell annoys everyone on Raw and Scott, the WWE 2K14 cover contest is on, the SummerSlam poster is fun, Paul The Giant has been hiding as our table, your #jerktweets are answered including "If you could switch lives with any pro wrestler who would it be?", and listener Jamie Westwood shares his embarrassing story meeting WWE legend "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith.

Scott invaded E3 forcing booth babes to Fandango with him, an update on Steve in The Human Centipede 3, WWF President Jack Tunney clears up who's in charge in the WWE, Brad Maddox is a creeper, the Main Event Mafia is returning to TNA, Eric Young's fishing show Off The Hook: Extreme Catches is hysterical, Make-A-Wish Charlie gets The Great Khali and Hornswoggle mixed up, your #jerktweets are answered including "After seeing the CM Punk v Brock Lesnar feud begin, do you think Curtis Axel should be involved in the storyline, or left out?", Mark Henry says he is sorry for fooling everyone on Raw, and Zach Shoemaker shares his embarrassing story meeting WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan.

Steve reveals the secret movie project he has been working on is "The Human Centipede 3", The Wyatt family is a poor redneck Shield, John Laurinaitis is Kaitlyn's real secret admirer, Edge has been working at Comedy Podcast Network this whole time, your #jerktweets are answered including "What is your all time favorite finishing move?", listener Sam Alba shares his embarrassing story meeting WWE Superstar The Miz, and Mark Henry has too much hate in his heart.

Marc Warzecha returns as our special guest! Also Marc meets Star Trek's George Takei while directing a show over the holidays, TNA Slammiversary delivers beyond our expectations, Hulk Hogan goes on a tirade, Dixie Carter explains there is no need for new talent when Sting can go another 30 years, your #jerktweets are answered including "What is your favorite commercial that features a pro wrestler?", Vince McMahon makes match stipulations that don't make any sense, and Marc and WWE Hall Of Famer Drew Carey are not two libertarian peas in a pod.

Curtis Axel has his theme watered down, The Miz still can't smile like a normal person or grab his sandwich, Paul Giamatti wants to get fingered, Scott embarrasses himself talking to Kurt Angle at WrestleMania XIX, AJ Styles enjoys watching Argo more than having sex, Make-A-Wish Charlie gives Scott hell, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who off the current WWE and TNA rosters would you be happy to never see wrestle again?", Netflix presents both sides of the Montreal Screwjob and Joker Sting gets hyped up about CM Punk returning at WWE Payback.

John Laurinaitis brings the Renaissance Faire to Curtain Jerks, The Miz cannot genuinely smile because he is a true bad guy, Scott has a strange obsession with Paul Heyman's clients and pork, correspondent Jeff Hardy gives a recap of the last 3 months of wrestling, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would be your new Paul Heyman guy as well as or instead of Curtains (jerk) Axel?", Curtis Axel gets repackaged but keeps the same look, and General Manager Jack Swagger interviews A.W. for Curtain Jerks PR rep.

Scott doesn't want TNA Gut Check in his Bound For Glory series, Goldust talks about upcoming movies in the theater, Harley Race is excited for the cage match at WWE Extreme Rules, Joseph Park explains from his Mystery Van why he stopped looking for his brother Abyss, your #jerktweets are answered including "What was your first major mark out moment?", Triple H gets his job done in his other office during commercial breaks, and Jack Swagger is sorry for giving Dolph Ziggler a concussion.

Steve saw Pain and Gain in the theaters and experienced far more pain than gain, the triple threat Ladder match for the World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules doesn't have a clear hero, Vickie Guerrero interrupts with annoying thigh rubbing, Brock Lesnar redecorates the office of Triple H at WWE Headquarters, your #jerktweets are answered including "recast the tv show Full House with WWE wrestlers", and Vince McMahon makes wrestling better by removing the wrestling.