Savage Lovecast

Dan's old radio chum Mary Martone joins us for a very special episode of the Savage Lovecast, featuring unwitting exhibitionists, fat-baiters, adult babies, and the word fuck. Fuck! Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Her cousin's boyfriend is locked away in prison. If the cousin slept with someone else while she waited it out, would that make her a skank-ass ho? A man who was abused as a child discovers that his lover wants to be the dominant in a BDSM relationship. Should he end it now? As a former waiter, Dan explains the proper etiquette for hitting on servers. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Hear the tale of the bi, pagan, poly lady who is dating, of all things, an asexual. A man committed a pretty nasty electronic crime. Does he deserve to do time? A new Pavlovian weight-loss program. And more! Call us at 206-302-2064. Congratulations, Tim! Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

You've heard of sleep walking...but sleep spanking? A fat man with toxic insecurity begs Dan to help him get some game. A man recently diagnosed with ALS wonders if he should seek out a relationship knowing he'll soon be gone. This one's rough. Count your blessings. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Hooray! It's the good doctor Barak come to answer your gnarly medical questions! Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Did you hear the news? Science approves of porn! How many dating sites can your boyfriend be an active member of before you have the right to get pissed? And, from coming out to bedbugs: the complete lesbian experience. And more! Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

More with the webcamming! A woman is doing it. Her BF doesn't know about it. Is it cheating? In a similar conundrum, a woman wants to watch two guys doing it. But her BF doesn't know about this desire. She's contacted the guys on Craigslist-… should she tell her man? And, hear the tale of the dick-punching pussy. Listen for the phrase that pays: "If my pussy doesn't punch you in the dick, you must acquit." Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Is it wrong for a fellow who loves big asses to ask his big-assed girlfriend to shake it for her man? A white bi man is only attracted to black men and Asian females. Hand-wringing ensues. A man's sister is getting married. She has Asperger's and a lot more sexual experience than her fiancé. Is this grounds to make him try to stop the wedding? And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Special guest star Mistress Matisse joins Dan to answer a cavalcade of kink questions! And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. The Mistress commands you to check out her website at www.MistressMatisse.com. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Is a dom entitled to sex with her sub on her birthday, even if he doesn't wanna? In another sub call, a bondage-loving woman goes from aroused to totally freaked out in the blink of an eye. What went wrong? What the heck is going on in Tonga? What the fakelele? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

After a drunken, seedy hookup with an alleged straight man, a gay man wonders if he should follow up. Will he still love him tomorrow? For a couple who suffers from recurrent miscarriages, sex = death. Sharing butt plugs: How do you do it safely? And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Fruit fetish! A woman enjoys being penetrated by fruits and vegetables. The problem? Her husband won't eat the bananas. A man has been subtly propositioned by a married couple to have a three-way. He wants to… BUT HE'S SCARED. Bawk. Bawk. Bawk. Is having a child like having a dog? Or like having a heroin problem? Does your dog wear diapers? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Sexual allergies: Can sex make you sneeze? Learn something new about your nose. When doling out wedding invitations, a caller wonders if he should include the third partner of a polyamorous couple. Mustache musk: A man's lover has stank in his 'stache. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by www.DigitalDesire.com/Savage.

He's fat and won't lose weight for her. If he won't shape up, should she ship out? His latest hookup is still in the closet. Should he keep fucking him or drag him out? Her boyfriend is going bald. Should she dump him now before he becomes Dr. Phil? That's cold. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

A college sex educator is horrified to hear that one of her students is planning on hooking up with a sadistic psychopath. Should she offer to chaperone? Mother? I'd like to tell you all about my polyamorous new relationship! How can a man tell his girlfriend that he's planning on donating sperm to his best friend so she can have a child? And you think your life is complicated? Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by www.DigitalDesire.com/Savage. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Sure, you give advice to married men, but who speaks for the piece on the side? Is it safe to shift from anal to vaginal sex? A bi man into three-ways, four-ways, and double penetration battles his girlfriend's creeping regret. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A woman loves fucking a man who's convinced she's going to hell. A man broke his cock whilst betwix his lady's legs in the shower. Is it time to see a doctor? Ever seen a dick that looks like a soup can? Well HAVE YOU? Don't stew. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by wwwDigitalDesire.com/savage. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

What do you call a horny 17-year-old who wants to have lots and lots of casual sex? (A slut?) Did you know that there is a button you can press that will make a man "magically gay"? Guess where it is: up his ass! Is it okay for a woman to miss the ex-boyfriend who used to abuse her? And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Porn expert Violet Blue joins us to give women-friendly porn recommendations. A 37-year-old sex worker freaks out after sleeping with a flawlessly beautiful 25-year-old man. Suddenly, she's not the hottest thing in the room. When friends come out: Sometimes it ain't pretty. And more. Call us at 302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

It's the dead-boyfriend episode! Two tales of women left behind. Dan Savage enlists the help of bondage rope expert Monk to convince a feminist that it's okay to indulge her submissive fantasies. Mormons! Sometimes they change their minds. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode is brought to you by www.SquareSpace.com.