Savage Lovecast

Lots of dicks in this one. Really small dicks, bloody uncircumcised dicks, dicks that grow tremendously... and that doesn't even include the host! Zing! Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

A woman in a four-year relationship prefers anonymous sex without love. Her boyfriend wants monogamy. How can they reconcile this? How much porn does it take to call it a porn addiction? Two sordid tales of barebacking... And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale Today's episode is brought to you by Sex Is Fun. www.sexisfun.net

Will a good fisting dislodge an IUD? She's too scared to ask her doctor. Men don't rape each other: true or false? Hey, fellas: Do you have an outie belly button? There's a lady who would like to meet you. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dear girlfriend. I love you so much. But can you please wash your vagina? A woman at the beginning of an online dating adventure is warned that her potential paramour has a terribly bruised penis from extreme masturbation. Hot or not? A man wants to date dominatrixes, but not because he wants to be a sub. He just thinks they're hot. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com www.ExtremeRestraints.com

Grandpa up and died. And he left behind his porn stash. Should his granddaughter rush in to hide it before the rest of the family discovers Grandpa's little secret? A man treats his boyfriend like a Madonna, when he just wants to be a whore. A 23-year-old woman is sick being the only single gal at her friends' weddings. She speaks fluent French. Why can't she land a man? The answer: Apitoiement. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Angry gay fucking: Her neighbors are doing it. How can she tell them to knock it off or at least keep it down? The tragedy of our inadequate sex education in the U.S. reveals itself in this call, in which a young man wonders how to get an abortion without telling his parents and how to find out if his girlfriend is indeed pregnant. Dan talks a man out of castrating himself. Seriously. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Her new boyfriend can spray the walls with his spunk. How can she perform oral sex without drowning? A man and his prostitute are getting friendly outside of the business transaction. Would it be prudent for him to ask her out? A young homo in the South is rejected by the negative community for being positive. He's rejected by the positive community for refusing to bareback. How is he supposed to have any fun? And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamMale. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale Hey, Lovecast listeners! Meet Ronald Greer, principal of Wesson Attendance Center. Ronald Greer: [email protected], 601-643-2221 Ron? Meet the Lovecast.

Today, Dan is joined by special guest expert Francisco Ramirez! Francisco dishes out free sex advice in Washington Square Park. Hear Dan and Fran double-team on your weekly dose of smut. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Here's Francisco's website: www.franciscoramirez.org

Sympathy for the pedophile: Dan and Dr. James Cantor, assistant professor of psychiatry at University of Toronto, discuss the nightmare of being burdened with a sexual attraction to children. What treatment is there? Can pedophiles resist hardwired sexual urges all their lives? Also, hear Dan's conversation with a Christian virgin slut. And tons more! Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Click here for a free audiobook: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by AdamMale. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale

A man who cheated on his girlfriend 10 years ago feels so guilty about it that he decides to come clean all over her. A cautionary tale about exploring S&M with a man who has anger-management issues. Boy loves girl. Girl doesn't love boy. Instead, girl has noisy sex with boy's best friend in his own damn room. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Can you think too hard about S&M? More pertinently, who really needs the gag? A young homo is joining the air force. How carefully should he cover his tracks when he goes back into the closet? Speaking of being careful, this man's girlfriend is on the pill and makes him wear a condom AND pull out. Would you put up with this? We wouldn't. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Whatever happened to "mystery porn"? A blubbering crybaby is scared to get a vasectomy. Do they really end in castration? Okay. What's with the "Q" in "LGBTQ?" And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A lucky, lucky man thinks he may have been subtly propositioned by a hot couple. How can he close the deal without looking like a creep? A woman living rent-free with her stepfather is horrified to discover that he occasionally masturbates. A young couple into Dom/sub play like to role-play in public. The caller's little sister doesn't understand why her big sister is being so mean. For the record, oral sex counts. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

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Is it leotarded for a woman to suck on a man's nipples? A well-intentioned women tries to give her lover a blowjob in his sleep. Most men would kill for this--why did he freak out? Remember, homos: Every time a fag fucks his hag, an angel dies. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Exactly how leotarded is it to have centerfolds up on the walls when you're in your mid 20s? When subs marry: How can they each get what they want, when what they both want is a good whuppin'? A man's sister is shocked, appalled, and very, very inquisitive about a three-way he had recently. Is it any of her business? Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Her boyfriend had sex with his ex, didn't tell her, and got the ex pregnant. Should the caller be angry? A man with an interracial cuckold fantasy has a very GGG wife, willing to do everything short of fuck a black man for him. In other interracial news, a black woman wonders if her white lover sees her whole self or just her beautiful black skin. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Dan delivers a lecture to a teenage girl at the behest of her concerned father. Thin walls: The neighbor is making life unpleasant for the couple who just moved in. When she was a drug abuser, she had great, crazy, kinky sex. Now that she's clean and sober, the sex is a little too vanilla. How can she get a little bit of the crazy back? And, an adult baby responds. Call us at 206-302-2064

Word to the wise for those of you in open relationships: Don't tap the next-door neighbor. What's the delicate way to ask the lady whose panties you just bought if she would like to, you know, go out sometime? And now: Dan's detailed tutorial on how to give a great blowjob. Key lime cheesecake. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A coven of bitches? All his girlfriend's pals hate him. Is it them, or is he the problem? Is a man a man if he likes other men? Internalized Homophobia 101. Down in the steamy Deep South, things are not as they seem. Sex clubs! Infidelity! Three-ways! Swinging! And, the woes of a conservative Christian couple make Dan's head explode. Boom! Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve