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How do you make the transition from massage parlors to dating? A self-acknowedged cheater used to cheat, currently cheats and will cheat again. Should he consider an open relationship?   And more.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879  

A young kinkster doesn't know how to tell her newly deflowered boyfriend that she wants him to slap her silly.  Beware the man who says he only meets women who are boring, or crazy or bitches.  Also, if you fool around with a man who doesn't listen to you when you say "no," it's quite alright to send him packing into the cold, cold night.  And other cautionary tales.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by AudiblePodcast.Com/Savage.  Download a free audio book of your choice today.   Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project  

Clown porn- balloon poodles will never be the same.  How do you tell your partner that she should lose a little weight?  Is it racist to dig Mexican men?  And Dan is joined by Wayne Besen of "Truth Wins Out" on how to deal with victims of the ex-gay movement.  Apniatic? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve   Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879      

If you're dating a poly lady, does that automatically make YOU poly?  How do you keep those pesky pubic hairs from getting trapped in the cock ring?  Hear about how paella cost a man one week of sex. Hopefully it was really good paella. How many naked pictures of your boyfriend's ex are too many?  And more.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: www.audiblepodcast.com/savage      

A gay man watches in horror as his gay friend attempts to become straight in order to please Jesus Christ. Meanwhile, an ex-Mormon and current foot-fetishist wonders if it's dishonest to give his girlfriend a foot rub.  A grandpa is worried about the porn watching habits of his grandson. Though he used to spank it pretty good in his day... And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879

Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt to tackle your freaky sex problems from an evolutionary psychologist's perspective. Dan just wants to talk about plunger dicks, big sperm babies, and bonobo vulvas. Science! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project. Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879

It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity while blasted drunk. Though she remembers giving consent, her shame caused her to call it rape. Now what? Another woman got pregnant with her brand-new boyfriend. Should she keep the baby? She and her fiancé broke up. Can they stay living together in their teeny tiny apartment as friends? Women! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879 Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project.

A woman and her mother have a tumultuous relationship. How will she take is when her daughter comes out as poly? A man and his wife have a great sex life, except she won't fuck his pal. Does pegging make you gay? Real men actually wonder this. Remember: It's just a dolphin. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project

A woman is married to a cruel dickhead, pure 'n' simple. Will she DTMFA? Confused Unicorn: A married bisexual is chagrined by the treatment she gets among the gays. The poignant question is, —is the B in LGBT silent? A woman uses the wrong pronoun to address a transsexual pal. All hell breaks loose. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879

It's the bisexual visibility show! All bisexuals, all of the time. Happy belated Bisexuality Day. Call us up. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project

A gay man is bewildered when a lover asks him to save his spunk in a Ziplock bag. If the lady you're making love to tells you that you don't need to wear a condom, is she saying the same thing to all the other fellas? Two tales of massages with happy endings. One of them getting happier and happier… Feeling tense? Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com For steep discounts, go to www.ExtremeRestraints.com and enter the secret code you'll hear on this show at checkout. And be sure to visit www.YouTube.com/ItGetsBetterProject

A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his ass off the couch. Should she cut and run or hang in there? A lesbian grapples with her hypnosis fetish. A woman's new lover whimpers like a kicked puppy when having sex. She finds this… not so sexy. And on and on. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is also brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879.

Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you extra attention at a strip club, does it automatically mean you're being hustled? Gusher on Aisle 3! This lady has the dubious problem of ejaculating so much that she needs three layers of towels lest she soak the bed. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time...) And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

It's the 'mo show! All homosexual men, all of the time! One 'mo's parents still can't deal with it, even though he came out a year ago. Another 'mo isn't out at work yet because he fears the response at his conservative office. Yet another 'mo is only a 'mo when he's drunk. Otherwise, he's busy swearing that he's straight to his girlfriend. And more 'mos. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Hear the sordid tale of the rat, the alley, and the eight-inch cock. A man and his buddy enjoy banging the same girl at the same time. Are they getting a touch of the queer? When your boyfriend calls sex an "ordeal" and prefers porn to you, you might have a quaver in your voice, too. And a cavalcade of dry-humping lesbians! Call us at 206-302-2064! This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Amnesia: How would you like to have to break up with your boyfriend over and over again? A young woman discovers that her mother is a part of a small S&M community. The problem is the daughter wants that community to herself! And an udderly mooooving tale about a lesbian on all fours. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A disgruntled boyfriend is sick to death of his girlfriend's meddling mom. Two homos grapple with their desire for allegedly straight friends. Dan goes into rant overdrive on the subject of, of all things, monogamy. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

An interview with the victorious Constance McMillen. A message from Dan to high school teachers everywhere: You should err on the side of not fucking your students. A parade of autofellators. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Will Dan Savage lose his job to 18-year-old Damian? Damian's classmates voted him most likely to replace Dan Savage. Hear Dan go mano a mano with a Twittering snot-nosed teenager. Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve