Domestic Disputes

John and Jamie breakdown the houses hierarchy of happiness and reminisce on the day he proposed to her. Madden and John put on a finger puppet show. The family tackles a gamet of topics, from feeding ducks at Disneyland, a toxic plant fire, what Madden watches on YouTube, and whether Rocky Balboa dies at the end of Rocky.

John & Jamie argue while being on the same side of the NFL national anthem controversy. Madden unknowingly meets Lea Thompson, (you may not remember her from such films as Howard the Duck), and John & Jamie share their opinions on living in LA.

John & Madden lay down a phat track in the closet for Jamie's birthday. Jamie embarrasses John by parading the first birthday gift he ever bought her. Jamie discusses her curiosity towards having a penis, and Cap recounts his battle with a tarantula that invaded their home. This episode will also feature Madden answering mundane questions.

John & Jamie debut the promo to their animated project, John Caparulo is Cartoon Comic and bring out the team that helped bring the project to life; Andrew Walker & Gabriel Ivan Orendain-Necochea of Ripple Road Productions, LLC. Cap also recounts his worst experience with a heckler at a private show and his embarrassing meeting with NFL legends Ronnie Lott and Marcus Allen. Check out the John Caparulo is Cartoon Comic promo here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF79nxYUNbo

John, Jamie, & Madden sit on their monstrous couch for their first live stream podcast. Listen as they tell the story of their new dog, Mochi, whose mother was rescued from the Yulin Dog Meat Festival, their schizophrenic wall, and Scobie getting explosive diarrhea on his face.

After being assaulted by an audience member onstage recently, Cap has declared open season on bullies. He and Jamie have decided to break their long hiatus from Domestic Disputes so that they can use this opportunity to address the disturbing trend in our society and what it means for comedy in general. Then it’s time to set the record straight on some vicious lies which have been circulated about Cap online by 2 of the biggest bitches in the Mean Girl Hall of Fame… Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz. Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is like a diamond— stunning and beautiful and determined to make itself known. But lies are like turds— dark, shameful, and filled with a lingering stench, until someone finally lights a match so we can all breathe again.

Madden explores DJing, Barney loses 8 his teeth, and John gives Jamie a panic attack when he disappears. John speaks out about his haters.

John stays at Best Western gets a tattoo, loves the number 9, and gets a homeless guy to take his picture in front of the Rocky statue. Jamie tells John how he's slowed her down and Madden takes baby sign language classes.

Jamie rips into John after he forgets to plug the podcast while making a four hour guest appearance on another show. John describes his lifelong phone troubles and Jamie relives leaving song lyrics as AIM away messages and crying on Christmas.

John disses Madden's toys, Jamie explains the difference between her and alcoholics. John explains why he doesn't want any new friends while Jamie longs for her squad.

Jamie contemplates divorce once this week. Listen to her and John relive why, on John's birthday. Happy Birthday John! Also, Madden starts school, at 4 months old.

John and Jamie try and fail to go to the movie theaters with Madden. John shares his suspicions about the Deflategate scandal, and Jamie talks about Kim "What's-her-face from Whatever-ville".

John lists off past birthday presents for Jamie, such as an engagement ring, a car, and tits. Listen to the list of things he didn't get her. John prepares to hit the road again after his paternity leave. His first gig out of town lands on Jamie's Birthday...

Host Rick Ingraham talks with national headliners and Comedy Store regulars about how the World Famous Comedy Store is unlike any other comedy club in the world, and how it's made them the comedian they are.

John, Jamie, and her sister, Kate, put the biggest issues to rest; What's the difference between Myspace & Facebook? Should The Dukes of Hazzards be pulled off the air? What is a "First Down?" And where does Madden get her flatulence from?

Jamie and her father, Mike Kelly, talk through their issues, until John and Mike intercept the conversation and talk about football.

John & Jamie are back, with a baby. Listen to them describe their experience at Providence Tarzana Medical Center, aka Shawshank Medical Center.

Listen to the final episode of Domestic Disputes to not have a screaming baby in the background! Jamie burps a lot of acid reflux & celebrates Bruce Jenner's transition. John shares his airline horror stories.

John & Jamie test out the app pariscope. John shares his thoughts on the recent events in Baltimore & Jamie learns a new word.

Jamie makes John go to parenting classes with her, or as John calls them, "white trash" parenting class. John and Jamie grow closer thanks to Jamie's baby weight. John shares his thoughts on the controversy regarding Ari Shaffir's Comedy Central Special.