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Heel Jim is here and he is pretty pleased with himself. Jim salutes himself for being a bigger man, looks forward to the Hulkster's trainwreck comeback and tries to figure out if a Brazilian model full Ken. It's story time and this time it's all about Jim's first fight in the last 15 years, and it happened Friday night at the Eagles v Patriots game. You don't want to miss this one and the life shattering details that follow.

Jim is finally back and he is creeped out by guys and their wrestling action figures and Her. The sky is bluer, the breeze is warmer...for all of about 2 minutes until it's back to the negativity of Jim's Sox fandom. Did you take Jim's advice this summer for movies? He hopes so as he pats himself on the back for nailing another great call. Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah it's good. Oh and FXX is a fraud and it's about time they acknowledged it.

Jim is back and celebrating his super genius. There are some things going on in World of War craft that involve the term Hyper-Sexualized and Orcs. 9 year olds are marrying 62 year olds and that's not even one of the top 3 strangest parts of the story. The Red Sox are still done, adjust your fake media optimism accordingly. Butt pads guys. Butt pads. There are amazing things and then there is Mr Belding and this. Buckle up guys, it's time for the desecration of your childhood and it's not going to be pretty.

Fresh off a trip to Vermont Jim is back and he has found the perfect way to tie a room together. The DMV delivers a crushing blow to Jim's life with the beautiful people and a major break through for people who date Canadians. It's the rest of last week's would you rather and James Franco's latest affront against humanity. They are making a new Purge movie and Jim can't believe how they topped the original. Finally, Jim saw a Llama and it didn't go well for him, but it did lead to a brand new Podlast Top 5.

Jim is back and he is distracted and off track before the show even gets going. He's getting better with age but the wife is attacking his girlish figure. Don't ever die Jerry Jones and Jim shares a touching story from his childhood. Would you rather is back and Jim asks for listener opinion on his fantasy prowess. It's a sad time here at Podlast as it's possibly time to retire a favorite...or is it? That's up to the listeners to decide. Finally, Jim tried once again to land his dream job of reading sports headlines on the radio and has the audio to prove it.

Jim is back and he has finally discovered his purpose in life and couldn't be more excited. A former NASA employee wants to build a 70' tall robot and you'll never in a million years guess what it does. No seriously, you will NEVER guess. A mom has a forward thinking plan to prevent her kids from being stolen, even if the authorities deem it 'abuse'. Chris has committed a truly terrible faux pas and James Franco is going to kill us all. It's time for reader emails and the worst ken doll rip off sends Jim off on a rant. Go ninja, go ninja go as it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michael Bay style so you know it's going to be terrible.

Jim is back and he is playing injured with a case of the moonshines while telling everyone about one of his dreams and what he'd rather do than meet The Rock. Jim finds the start of the "choking on my own outrage" line and not surprisingly it's filled with douche bags. The Red Sox stink people, it's OK to admit it and Michael Bay is only days away from resurrecting Jim's childhood....so he can kill it again.

Jim is back and he realizes that you don't get a kudos when you leave your car to threaten someone...when there is no one there to stop your threats from being carried out. Sometimes a man just wants to have the sex with a pool raft. Jim salutes the greatest TV ever and is responsible for the death of the worlds oldest man. Dating sites broken down by MLB teams is an awful idea, one so bad even Canada was out. Dentist? Nah, not talking about that. Toys don't always come out as equals and Jim's Scene that movie and it begs the question, How do you not find her???

Jim is back and with the assistance of modern chemistry he is pressing on through a dental issue. Did Jim really just Kudos that? Even he can't believe it. Sometimes when your own parent won't give you a whooping, someone else's drunk dad will. Ghostbusters & Major League are getting kudos...and making Jim feel old at the same time. Hey RBI baseball, you need to hurry up. Jim takes a trip down memory lane that has him feeling like a woman, if you hated the it's a small world theme, ummm. Sorry. Ronaldo might miss the World Cup and this guy claims to know why. Candles? Check. Condoms? Check. Contract? Huh? Jim's Scene that movie and it's Big Ass Spider!

Jim is back and he is saluting himself for still being able to amaze the wife and the girl at Stop & Shop who put the Memorable in Memorial Day. Jim has a Kardashian thought, as much as he doesn't want it, and has an issue with Oprah and her irresponsible medical school. There are bad ideas and then there is this. Sorry. Did you hear the Red Sox resigned Stephen Drew? Well Jim did and let's just say he isn't handling it well. Finally we go Top 5 with the Top 5 things that should be easier than they are.

Jim is back and it's time to clean out the leftovers of episodes past, we learn why Jim really hates the med student who tried to sell her virginity and then find out who is set to benefit the most from that story. There is a chance you won't hear episode 90 and it's clearly this guys fault. Jim tells the sad tale of a man who wanted a real life and the video game nerds who fire bombed his dream. We finish the book list leftovers from last week's inaugural Podlast Book Club, Jim's seen a couple movies and has an idea for the best M Night Shyamalan movie twist ever and finally it's top 5 time as Jim helps in the search for Casey Kasem with the top 5 places he could be.

Jim is back and he's saluting the bird salute, scooter chases and the finding of a ship that everyone knows how to rhyme it but not so much that it was found. He's sorry, but your pizza isn't famous. Infamous maybe, but definitely not famous. It's the first ever edition of the Podlast Book Club and boy does Jim have a couple of recommendations for you. Have you ever seen Insidious 2? Have you ever seen Insidious 2 on BEER MAN? Jim did and you get to live the experience in the first ever Jim's (Drunkenly) Scene That Movie!

Jim is back and he is saluting Mom's everywhere...but mostly his. He celebrates a guy for not being dead, Tommy Lasorda for being belligerent and calls out a girl for not having high enough goals. Jim starts to put the pieces together for Samuel L Jackson's next blockbuster, involving the world's first Swiss villain and the catch phrase"I'm tired of these Mother Flowing Snow globes, on this Mother flowing Plane!". Jim is really sad for the youth of America, feels vindicated for his dislike of Brown University students and has a lot of thoughts on society.

The summer movie season is about to start and Podlast has you covered with it's 2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Guide. Jim goes through all the must see and must not see movies of the summer, breaking them all down like only he can. Jim gives his pick for the best movie of the summer no one will see while tackling movies such as Spiderman, Hercules, Planes 2, 22 Jump St and more. Don't head to movies before checking out this guide.

Jim is back and he is DEMANDING user interaction! Xbox One is very confused by Jim's desire to watch NESN but Jim thinks it would be way worse if it were Apple at the helm. The world we live in forces news outlets to cite some very odd sources and hold onto your scales, Jim stumbled upon 2 very frank and honest years worth of his weight tracking. Did you know Jim started to write a sitcom? Well hold onto your hats for the reading of his entire script! Finally, Pop Quiz, Jim comes across the quest of one man to own every copy of the 1994 VHS classic....SPEED. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?? All that plus awful intro music week on a fired up Podlast.

Jim is back and he is patting himself on the back for workouts and "Pulitzer" word play. He fires a shot at Chris' fantasy team and unveils this week's "Dumb(ell) Sh!t of the week". Some pets need to be saved, even if they aren't abused. We find out what has more Bibles, church or a $6/hour motel. Jim does half of his Jesus requirement for the year and then it's Jim & the wife's trip to the 2014 Boston Marathon.

This week we take a break from the usual idiocy and look ahead to Tuesday's 1st Anniversary of the Boston Marathon Bombings by looking back to where we were at this time last year. Scared, confused, questioning, unsure could all be used to describe the mood in Boston, now a year later it's important to remember where we were and how we got here, so let's take a trip back as we replay episode 33 - #BostonStrong in it's entirety. See you next week guys!

Jim is back and hold on to your hats...so is Chris. The guys talk the Fenway Opener, Wrestlemania, Car shopping, Fantasy trades that inspire awful Liam Neeson impressions and Jim uncovers a Jean Claude Van Gem!

Jim is back and he is dealing with major changes, the always present threat of scams and his own hypocrisy. Lady, what are you feeding this kid? Somethings that have been seen, just can't be unseen and this one haunts Jim's dreams and his waking hours. Attention everyone, the S.I. Clown MIGHT be a hoax and Jim has a question that he needs answers to NOW!! Did you know there is a gym that has member devotion that would make Cross Fit jealous? Well there is and the answer might surprise you. World, Jim needs to talk to you about this whole #CancelColbert thing. Feeling offended? Jim has the answer in the form of his brand new "Offended Flow Chart*". *Warning: The Offended Flowchart, may offend. It's the WWE Gem of the Week, email style and Jim's Scene that Movie and that movie is Divergent.

Jim is back and so is Chris. The guys talk the art of tanking and how the 76ers are just another misunderstood genius, a good death, why Jim's fantasy team is like a crime scene and applaud a good death. Two and a half men is down one and a half men and Jim can't believe this isn't a bigger deal, before predicting how Angus T Jones will make his triumphant acting comeback. Who ya gonna call? Better make it the Marines if you're trying to stop the impending disaster that is Ghostbusters 3 and Chris' final word never ends.