Miami Comedy Podcast

For more Miami Comedy skits, podcasts, and live stand up comedy events visit: https://miamicomedy.comI rant about how every holiday in Miami is a coordinated attack on your abs, your bank account, and your sanity, then accidentally discover that the only real path to wealth is sobriety, celibacy, and avoiding Art Basel wristbands.(00:00) Warming Up the Turkey Thoughts(00:52) The Real Miami Thanksgiving Menu, Featuring Zero Turkey(01:51) Eating Like a Menace and Surviving Your Family(03:09) Latino Holiday Mode, Powered by Pork and Chaos(04:24) Card Games, Generational Trauma, and Slapping the Table(06:45) Fake New Year Resolutions While Amazon Empties Your Wallet(09:52) Art Basel, Wristband Scams, and Miami’s Party Hunger Games(12:10) Valentine’s Day, Miami Women, and Going Broke for Love(14:11) Spring Break, Fourth of July, and Every Other Reason You Black Out(22:41) Considering Opting Out of Holidays Forever(24:49) Comedy Shows, Coaching Brags, and Miami Nightlife Wins(27:19) Wrapping Up and Begging You to F

Pull up to MiamiComedy.com and tap into the comedy civilization we’ve been building out here.In this episode, I tell the Miami Comedy origin story like a Thanksgiving myth, from landing on the Comedy Mayflower to learning the rituals of the old-school Miami elders, surviving the broke years, rebelling against bad venue deals, navigating the pandemic invasion of newcomers, drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution, and watching this whole thing grow into its own wild little nation. It’s part history parody, part personal journey, part gratitude letter to the city that shaped me.(00:00) Setting the Table for the Miami Comedy Thanksgiving Story(01:11) Landing on the Comedy Mayflower and Quitting Corporate(02:10) The Four-Year Famine of a Broke Comedian(02:51) Meeting the Elders of Miami and Learning the Rituals(03:54) Building Brickell Rock One Bar Show at a Time(05:41) The Miami Comedy Tea Party Rebellion(06:24) 2020, When the New World Invaded Miami(07:31) Drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution and Starting the R

For more Miami Comedy podcasts, live shows, memes, skits and more, visit: https://miamicomedy.comIn this episode of The Miami Comedy Podcast, we deliver a comedic confessional about surviving the Magic City without losing your soul. From corrupt politics to wild nightlife, from overpriced rent to the holy trinity of weed, food, and bad decisions. This is Miami gratitude at its most honest.It’s also a love letter to a city that tests your patience, your bank account, and your character… but somehow still makes you thankful to live here. If you’ve ever prayed for parking, dodged an influencer, or found enlightenment in traffic, this one’s for you.(00:00) Cold Fronts & Hot Takes: When Miami Hits 48 Degrees(00:29) Runway Brickell: The Emergency Hoodie Fashion Show(01:44) Giving Thanks, Miami Style: Gratitude with a Side of Sass(02:32) Superficial but Spiritual: Finding Yourself Between BBLs(06:11) Nightlife Survival Guide: Praying Before the Perreo(08:52) Corruption & Comfort: The Honest Crooks of the 305

For more podcast episodes, stand up comedy shows in Miami, sketches, and more, visit: https://miamicomedy.comMiami’s new “Fountain” arches on I-395 are more than concrete. They are a billion dollar Miami mirror. We talk why endless construction feels like home, why the city basically got a BBL, how Brickell turned into a cardio cult, and why the Statue of Litberty belongs on the skyline. Flashy. Expensive. Suspicious. In other words, Miami.(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy(00:03) The Arches Still Ain’t Done(01:01) Traffic Is Our Love Language(02:00) Construction Is Culture(03:17) Miami’s Billion-Dollar BBL(10:35) Brickell: Cardio and Coping(18:19) How to Look Rich in Miami(23:17) The Statue of Litberty(26:55) New Shows and Final Thoughts

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, sketches, blogs, videos, and more visit: https://miamicomedy.com(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome(00:12) Florida Went Open Carry so Miami Went Open Scary(01:35) Concealed Keeps the Peace, Open Makes You the Main Character(02:59) Road Rage Becomes The Lexus-ist — Rated R for Road Rage(05:26) Florida Man Energy Surrounds Miami Like a Moat(06:38) Presence Is a Threat: Tow Trucks, Tickets, and Tip Money(07:46) Live Chat Chaos: Never Argue With a Strapped Meter Maid(12:31) Tropical Camo and Tommy Bahama Tactical: Pimp My Glock(15:02) Guns Make Me Nervous, Please Stop Cleaning That in Your Living Room(15:57) GTA Logic: Miami Trying to Match the Video Game(18:13) Why Everyone Keeps Watching Miami — The City Has a FYP(19:16) Attention Economy With Glitter Pistols and Neon News(21:25) This Is Just Miami Being More Miami: Open Carry Edition(22:11) Prevention Over Protection: Drive Like God Is Watching(24:45) Short, Smart, Bilingual — The Survival Kit Boyfriend(30:35) Comedy Shows

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, live stand up comedy etc. visit: https://miamicomedy.comMiami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101(26:20) Spanish Crash

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, stand up comedy and laughing everyday, visit: https://miamicomedy.comEver notice how influencers in Miami act like they’re selling some of that good stuff? In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we dive into the wild world of social media addiction—why influencers sound like hype-crack dealers, how chasing likes feels like a drug, and what kind of Miami-specific influencers we actually need (from the undercover cop vlogger to the guy reviewing which bars are worth waking up in jail for). It’s satire, stand-up, and a little too real all served up on a hot spoon.(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy—Where Likes Are the Real Currency(00:03) Miami Influencers: Crackheads with Ring Lights(01:12) Social Media = The New Cocaine(03:09) Dancing for the Algorithm Like It Pays Rent(08:49) Fame Hits Different in Miami (and Mostly at 3AM)(11:29) Two Addictions: Content or Attention? Pick Your Poison(22:44) Dopamine Cleanse: Phone in Jail, Brain on Parole(25:15) Addicted to Scrolling

Catch more Miami Comedy — podcasts, live stand-up, sketches, and raw social commentary — at miamicomedy.comMiami calls itself a cultural city, but our performing arts scene is either Lady Gaga at Kaseya or a crackhead breakdancing in the Publix parking lot. No in-between, no community, just bottle sparklers pretending to be art. This episode rips open the lie and asks — when do regular Miamians finally get a stage?(00:00) Welcome to the Madness(00:15) Miami Arts: Gaga or Crackhead?(01:41) Jazz in Miami = Background Noise(06:56) Pop Culture NPCs Unite(12:25) Bottle Sparklers as Performance Art(20:32) The 80% Nobody Markets To(26:11) The Next Era of Miami

For more podcasts, skits, live comedy shows and more, visit miamicomedy.comIf you live in Miami, shady people aren’t a maybe, they’re a guarantee. This episode shows you how to spot ’em before they drain your wallet, your energy, or your sanity.(00:00) Welcome to the Shade(00:41) Chat vs. Shady People(01:23) The Character Test(02:14) Instagram Never Lies(03:48) FU Money = Freedom(06:43) Main Character Syndrome(11:01) Money Drunk and Power Hungry(15:00) Attention Economy Gone Wrong(18:02) Drama Dealers(22:18) Keep Your Word or Keep Walking(25:37) The Miami Shade Cycle

Laugh everyday in Miami: Skits, podcasts, live stand up comedy shows and more. Visit: miamicomedy.comThis episode breaks down Miami’s ad playbook, from billboards selling fear, sex, and lawsuits to flyers with DJs nobody knows but everyone FOMOs into seeing.(00:00) “Welcome to the Billboard Jungle”(00:28) “Why Miami Ads Hit Different”(01:24) “FOMO: Miami’s Real Currency”(05:21) “Quick Cash or Quick Crash?”(07:44) “Cologne, Chains, and Celebrity Flexing”(10:27) “Punching Up: Blame the Rich, Blame the Politicians”(18:47) “Parking Scams: Miami’s Side Hustle”(22:40) “Florida: Wild but Worth It”(23:37) “Punching Down: Mugshots, Fights, and Drunk Fails”(25:48) “Take It Away: Fear-Based Marketing 101”(27:17) “STD Ads Meet Therapy Ads”(31:31) “Sex Sells… Especially with Baby Oil”(34:00) “BBLs, Botched Jobs, and Big Business”(39:48) “Vintage Ads: Strip Clubs on Taxi Cabs”(41:06) “Micro-Influencers: Miami’s New Billboards”(44:02) “How to Become Miami-Influencer Famous”(46:04) “Final Thoughts Before I Get Sued”

For more podcast episodes, skits, and live stand up comedy in Miami, visit https://miamicomedy.comBrickell looks like luxury on Instagram, but in this episode we break down the shoebox apartments, the nightlife, the dating scene, and whether Miami’s most expensive neighborhood is actually overrated.(00:00) Welcome to Miami’s Shoebox Podcast(00:04) Is Brickell Overrated or Just Overpriced?(00:51) Luxury Life (Without a Closet)(01:18) Brickell Flood Watch: Bring a Raft(02:06) Times Square Energy, Miami Stress(03:04) $3K Rent = Studio With a Stove(04:13) Apartment Hunting or Ghost Hunting?(06:26) Brickell Nights: 24/7 Chaos(11:42) Can You Actually Find Love in Brickell?(14:03) Roommates, Air Mattresses, and Awkward Neighbors(15:29) The Perks: Adventure or Anxiety?(20:32) Brickell Key (VIP Gated Flex)(23:17) Is Brickell Worth It? You Decide

Visit MiamiComedy.com for live comedy shows, skits, and more podcast episodes. Today we break down why Miami is great to visit but tough to live in, roasting everything from luxury high-rises with corporate logos, unbearable heat, traffic jams, and the influencer economy that keeps the city looking good while slowly driving its residents out.(00:00) Welcome to Miami… and Goodbye to Half the Population(00:35) Living in Miami: The Honeymoon Ends Fast(03:41) Cost of Living: $15 Smoothies & Rent That Hurts Your Feelings(05:57) Real Estate Roulette: High Rises, HOA Fees & The $840M Goodbye Arches(17:38) The ‘Silicon Swamp’: Tech Dreams & Economic Plot Twists(22:17) Weather Woes: The Sun That Melts Your Willpower(22:45) Summer Slump: When Miami Takes a Nap(22:59) The AC Fee: Miami’s Hottest New Cover Charge(23:20) Weather Control Conspiracies: Ron DeSantis Says ‘Hands Off My Storms’(26:35) Taxes: The Bill That Follows the Party(37:25) The Traffic Conundrum: Gridlock as a Lifestyle(42:24) The Influencer

Welcome to the comedy roast of New Year’s resolutions—the little lies we all tell ourselves before scarfing down pastelitos and ghosting the gym by mid-January. In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on why most resolutions fail harder than a drunk text to your ex. From six-pack dreams to learning four languages when you barely know how to spell “gunna,” we’re breaking down the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain doomed resolutions. Oh, and we’re reading your hilarious submissions—yes, we’re all in this mess together. Stick around for some laughs, questionable advice, and a solid reason to stop pretending you’re cutting carbs in Miami. (Spoiler alert: Croquetas and pan de bono would never betray you like that.) Plus, find out how to join us for live comedy shows that are guaranteed to bring the laughs—no gym memberships or 5 AM alarms required! Chapters: (00:00) The Flan-Filled Introduction to Resolutions (00:18) Why Resolutions Are the Gym Memberships of Goals (01:16) The Most Commonly Failed R

New Year’s Eve in Miami is like the Olympics of partying—every neighborhood competes to outdo the other. From South Beach’s rooftop glamour to Brickell’s LinkedIn-worthy vibes, Wynwood’s artsy chaos, Coconut Grove’s laid-back charm, and Little Havana’s salsa-fueled fiesta, there’s a spot for every kind of party animal. Come see me live at a Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com In this video, I’ll walk you through the best places to celebrate, sprinkle in some humor, and help you avoid rookie mistakes—like losing your flip-flops or ending up on a random yacht you can’t afford. So, whether you’re sipping overpriced cocktails or dancing with someone’s abuela in Little Havana, I’ve got you covered. Hit play, and let’s make sure you kick off 2025 the right way—Miami-style. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

If I had to sum up this latest podcast episode, it’s basically a hilarious deep dive into how Art Basel turns Miami into the ultimate FOMO Olympics. Go to a live Miami comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com We break down the tricks—like “exclusive” events that everyone and their abuela somehow gets invited to, dress codes that look more Party City than high fashion, and overpriced bananas duct-taped to walls—that make you feel like you’re missing out unless you’re there. It’s part expose and part comedy roast.. If you’ve ever felt like sneaking into a VIP section just to sip free Prosecco next to someone who might be famous, this one’s for you. (00:00) Introduction to FOMO Marketing at Art Basel (00:27) The Illusion of Exclusivity (01:35) Dress Codes and Fashion Statements (02:49) Digital Art and NFTs (04:08) Social Media and FOMO (06:14) Random Pop-Up Events (07:47) Art Speak and Minimalism (09:45) Celebrity Sightings (12:55) VIP Sections and Tiered Ticketing (14:52) After Parties and Merchandise

Manny talks about how Miami is like a GTA game, 12 cheat codes to win, and leveling up your video game character. Go to a live Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com (00:00) Introduction to Leveling Up in Miami (00:35) Finding the Perfect Side Gig (01:56) Healing Your Trauma (02:36) Mastering Networking (03:51) Becoming a Good Listener (04:32) Staying Financially Flexible (05:48) Speaking Wealthy (07:43) Staying Culturally Curious (09:12) Balancing Work and Play (10:29) Building a Social Media Presence (11:49) Becoming Weatherproof (12:53) Embracing Spontaneity (14:04) Reinventing Yourself Daily (15:14) Please like and subscribe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode, we dive into Miami’s evolving identity, from tech bros and wellness warriors moving in, to the rising “tax bracket bars” dividing where locals hang out, and finally, how to survive dating in a city where rich 22-year-olds give life advice straight from their Lambos. Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:04) The Changing Identity of Miami (01:05) New Faces and Cultures in Miami (02:46) The Wellness and Fitness Movement (05:18) Miami's Growing Tech Scene (06:54) Fragmentation and Status in Miami (08:02) Opportunities in the New Miami (09:55) The Future of Miami's Infrastructure (10:54) What did I miss? Leave a comment below. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode, we explore where a Miami ghost would haunt, from the luxurious Vizcaya mansion, Brickell penthouses and haunting a Porsche Design Tower just to joyride millionaire car collections. Go to a live Miami Comedy Show: https://miamicomedy.com Get some merch to support the channel because funny looking never looked so good: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Subscribe to the Miami Comedy Podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast (00:00) Welcome to the Spooktacular Miami Comedy Podcast (00:06) What Would You Haunt in Miami? (00:23) The Unscary Side of Miami (00:47) Ghosts and the Afterlife (02:15) Haunting the Vizcaya Mansion (02:53) Luxury Haunts: Porsche Design Tower (03:58) Comedy Shows in Miami (04:44) Haunting Brickell and Becoming an Instagram Ghost (05:42) Nightclub Haunts and Ghostly VIP Perks (06:39) Conclusion and Halloween Wishes Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https:

In this episode, Manny dives into the wild love for toxic Latinas in Miami, exploring how they keep you on your toes, teach you emotional intelligence through public arguments, and somehow make you question if their incredible cooking is secretly seasoned with unresolved trauma. Go to a live Stand Up Comedy Show in Miami: https://miamicomedy.com Get some merch: shop.miamicomedy.com (00:04) The Allure of Toxic Latinas (00:23) The Dynamics of Toxic Relationships (02:36) The Challenge of Fixing Toxic Partners (03:00) Emotional Intelligence and Toxicity (03:36) Inviting Toxic Latinas to Comedy Shows (04:02) The Importance of Attractiveness in Toxicity (04:50) Culinary Skills of Toxic Latinas (05:49) The Root of Attraction to Toxic Latinas (07:01) Conclusion and Dedication Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Fa