Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

We got a HUGE EXCLUSIVE news story to break on the show. That's right, we're the first podcast to know the price of GTA VI!   (This was recorded like a month ago before the actual GTA price news dropped this week lol)   Notes: The Biggest ‘Sclusie, The Ratman, The Faithful GTA Sheriff, Psychic Paint, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, The Three Magical Star Wars Keys, Cool Clock Anakin, Club Cool, Jihanki Atlas, Fast Food Far Cry Camps, Rampant Bolinda, Dreamcast Chair, Puppet Robot, Ape Canyon, 

We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu.     Notes: TheFaithfulPodPastor, Novel Alien Goops, Pete Buttigieg’s AntsCanada, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, Fantanas, The Guardian Fish, Grinching Out, Lenny & Larry, Mr Millionaire and the Shark Pit, Watto Disclosure, Funky Planet, Fashgo, Penders Does What Moore Don’t, Hopkinsville Goblins, Alien STEM

Alan is back from an incredibly successful DC trip lobbying the bigwigs to bring back the smiles. The smiles are back now! Can't you feel it?   Notes: The Faithful Russman,  Fuwawa in the Medbed, History’s Greatest Moggers,  Lil’ Little Caesar’s, The Haha Men, Chud Cinna-mon, Drinkly Cravin’: The Yummy, Bill Nye Dr Stone OVA, Hollow Cup Theory, Eating Ze Bugs, That Little Homie Who Lives in Your House, The Eggman Who Runs, The Smiling Man, Swinger Sebulba, Gray Country, Wario’s Friends

When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society.     Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Smiles, Evil Birdo, Crisp Draft’s Sipper Carbonated Red40, Authentic Latino Flavors,  Nope soda, Dew Drinker Discord, Punished “Venom” Sundae, Dry Sticks, Metal Tray City, Salt Punch, The Kind Jester, Tommy Needy Bau Bau, Salute a Smile, Sam the Sandown Clown

We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording. Needless to say, our smiles are NOT being protected right now.     Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona,  Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer, Vatican Swamp, Centrist Republican Vtuber Agency, The Leftist Boiled Peanut, Smile Terror Level, Ryan Guzzling’s Pop-jet Flavor Mini, Based Milk Son, The Pond Builders, The Pout Pout Fish, Free Speech Auditing, AI Cheating Fruits

Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we stick with for more than 15 minutes before getting derailed talking about French comic characters that no one gives a shit about.   Notes: The Hoggies, Toker’s Fave, Shinobi Executing Eggman, Felons for Melon, Top French Thing That People Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About, Toonforce Potion, Bathroom Boys, Super Ball Girls, Drink Flatner’s Bevmania, Protein Sodas, Pina Colada Song Movie, Spacenoid Sydney Sweeney, Don’t Mess with the Zohran, Lord Frederick, Southern Font, The Goo is Good?, Alan’s Snack Smuggling Fantasy, Sexyman Fawful, Sega is Releasing the Files, Taako Adventurezone Situation, Squasc, My Beautiful Doug Twisted Fantasy, Tutter-coded, Uncles on Stumps

May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026 Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell Value Menu, The Protein Will Save Us, Viral Bipartisan Pizza, Pibby Lone Gunmen, Secret Icee Glorp SKUs, STEM Sanrio, Gooner Trolls, 100 Gekirangers, Jesus Town 

Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce". Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks, Marshmallow Test Dailies, Mr Blue Skin, The Scene Where Spider Really Had to Pee, Reverse Json, Eywandica, Grinch Salt, Wendy’s Fart Kitchen, AI Farmed Fish, In the Mood for Hoppers, DIY Glorp, The UberEats War, Peak Fashtendo, Captain Marvelous, Greatest Game Ever?, Giving an Ape a Tenga Egg, Elf Balls Theory, They're Not Making Games Anymore

Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold Chili, Shadow in the Nice Timbs, Built By Gamers: Feudal Japan Edition, The Blue Dragon’s Trick.

We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will Never Grow the Fungus, We gotta get Watto scanned, Open Sores Code, The People’s Pizza, Lady Speeds to Pizza Portal, The Music They/Them, Wacky Dominos Vehicles, Blowing Bubba, Skull Face Labubu, TikTok Swimmers Kit, Chuckster Wendig, The Ghostly Scarecrow of Chiang Rai, Burgoo with the Goblins, General Monster

Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what. Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffalo, former boss robberies, Rise and Grind Slenderman, Pope Goldbelly, Portnoy’s Pizza Kabbalah, Big Byootocks, GameStamps, The Sonic Airplane, Tawna’s Reverse Bimbofication, Electro-wave Human Tackle

We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days. Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Liter’s Sips Cult, Food Science Operation Paperclip, Taco Bell’s: The Layer Slayer, Luxe Box Skull Face, Mori Calliflippe Challenge, Shaboozey Rebrand, AI Uncle, Global Warming State Foods,  Metron’s Mobius Bed, The Maker’s Dome, Sucked off by Veggieman, Blue Fugates, TikTok Alien Meteor, Scream at every AI

Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the Vineland, Socialism with Toydarian Characteristics, America’s Bimbofied Chicken History, The Day the Raisins Died, Superchat Begging for Peg, BK3 Plan, The Hungry Podcast Prude, Lizard Pizza, Beer City Pizza Controversy, Vector: A Life in Four Chapters, Hitchbot Memorial, Elio 2: The Secret of the Glorp, JetSpeed, Femcel Riddler, Condiment King’s Listeria Outbreak, Too Many Energy Constructs, Melania Hatman

We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us? Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey.EXE, The Return of Dr Pizza Stone and Evil Mr Pizza Steel, Bo-Linda, Brian Griffin of the Puppygirl Chats, DMT NiGHTS Vision, Nationalized Points Card, Crawthems

We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.) Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza Party, The Hedgehog’s Gospel, Robert Crumb Bigfoot, Chinese Cryptids

We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking Homestuck cartoon that neither of us wants to watch but feel compelled to talk about. Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic Punishment, Diddy Ahh Jollymon, Walkaround Comic Book Guys, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Kidney Confusion, Wattofield 6 Beta, Respeto Airline, Connie Conehead, Taco Bell Voidout, Grocery Store Mindsets, Fake Movies Guys, The Goonsiders, Of Mice and Dasha, Pizza Detectives, Na’vi Pastafarians, Goon Moments and Aura,  Rizzler Hardees Burger

We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal.Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Homeowner Gargamel, Powerscaler Rage, Food Scalpers, Sex Guillotine, Werewolf Bread, Hulkster in Heaven, Rasta Toad, Wizpig’s Birthday Letter, Cinesthetic Woman, Uncle Kong, Treatler Console, Chuhai Lips: Canned Flavor of Married Women, The Nasty Stomach Family

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?! Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, British Dark Faeries, Hitler Direct

Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix. Check out Pseud0 on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/pseud0streamsNotes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fantastic First Four Sips: As Told by Ginger, Ask a Ninja, Gooner Harkonnens, The Original Dubai Chocolate, Shock Jock Pope, George Lopez Chingy, Sicko Mode, Pub Sub Goop, Advice for 30 Year Olds, Chiikawa Pizza Eating Techniques, Riverdale Sea of Fragments, Memecoin Scams, We Found Our Stinky

Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy? Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger/Crackkkerkoa, Spite Based Health, Fantastic Four In One Pizza, Latino Sonic Respeto, Sonic X DC: A Powerscaler’s Wet Dream, T posing game, Malice, MindOfJson Cooking Minigame, New Jersey Mantis Man, Fetterman’s Havana Syndrome, Zorth, Ronald’s Rise, Gadget Boy