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All this focus on marginalized groups... what about MEN?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you don't believe RFK Jr. Knows Health, just ask his brain-worm! More health tips from RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More health tips from the guy who knows health, and the worm living in his brain, RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad things just happen... when you're stoned?  Quick, get yourself some Stoner Insurance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again!  Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hate Daylight Savings (coming up Saturday night)? Here are some alternatives.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How about more quality health tips from a guy who knows... RFK Jr. and his brain worm!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's go to the top healthcare official in the land (and his brain-worm), and get healthy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All these calls... what does one do?!  Introducing, DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intercom announcements recently overheard at the White House.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK, let's try this again.  How do we get people to watch local news?  Let's try... CLOWNS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Valentines Day.  If there is just too much sex in your life, try Marriage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alone on Valentines Day?  Grab a Brad Bot 3000.  Every bit the same fixer-upper that human men are!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying to stay warm? Coats are for suckers, try FAT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local news is in a ratings slump.  Trying out new things to attract an audience.  Let's try pirates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overheard at a super bowl watch party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwback Thursday, Nostradumbass predicts the superb0wl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, I need MORE dos and don'ts for Valentines Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What you should and should NOT do on Valentines Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hottest... er coolest new vacation destination is Greenland! Book it today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.