Love Hate Debate

Ep 8 Hello Homies - Hometown visits This is all a bit cringe worthy. As much as we love our family (and we really do) they can be a little.....embarrassing. Especially when their “little girls” are meeting a man (who the family doesn’t know), falling in love with him (over a matter of weeks), having him declare his is “falling in love” with her and asking the the Fathers permission to propose.

Ep 7 Someone’s lyin’ Well as if his choices weren’t already hard enough our beautiful Bachie, Colton has catty comments and wily whisperers trying to influence his decisions. Everyone is keen to see Denver, Colorado with a backdrop as stunning as the women themselves, however dark moods, tears and tantrums about and that’s just Colton. We are introduced to the Underwood’s and Vee becomes an immediate fan of Colton’s Dad while Shari is happy to see the back of a mean girl or two leading into next episodes home towns.

Ep 3 Trending this week : Kardashian & Co Legal Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery when it comes to TV advertising? We try and get to the “bottom” of ScoMo’s Engadine Maccas urban legend LIVERPOOL - Champions League win excitement TV Week Gold Logie nomination campaigns The Voice contestants - Jack Vidgen & Matthew Garwood US Sen Elizabeth Warren controversy over identifying as Cherokee Indian.

Ep 6 The Bachelor US - Female Fight Club While not exactly the kind mentioned in Bridesmaids or the cult classic on the same name, this Ep does see Colton’s potential brides start and use elbows and knees like all good Muay Thai boxers to maintain dominance over the competition. An early rose ceremony sends home two and should put a shot across the bow of all the dibber dobbers who run to Colton with stories of the other women. Shari observes that Hannah G and Colton then film a lite Porn for their date and Colton claims for the first time this season to be falling for one of the girls. Group date time and the girls are pitted against one another in a fight to the death...not true but you get the story arc here. Teisha has a one on one date which goes fine but then Demi decides to claim some time with Colton by lobbing on his doorstep. Possibly not the wisest move.

Ep 5 Thailand In a country of beautiful people, places and produce, expect exotic experiences for our Bachie beauties. “Never been kissed” Hannah gets the first date and while Colton is as lovely as can be, we are not picking up the vibe. Back at the hotel Elyise is in a malaise or a funk or just not happy - but STOP - you are on The Bachelor!!!!! Back on the boring date with Hannah finally some fireworks (and by this we mean literal fireworks) but also a kiss. Vee feels if this REALLY is Hannah’s first kiss it’s all downhill from here!! Elyise self-ejects and Shari is not surprised. A group date leaves us none the wiser but Cassie’s solo date has us even more flummoxed as she has literally come from nowhere to be kissing Colton who is now smitten with her, in his bed??!! On another more important note - can someone contact Kanye West for a skin coloured band-aid? Kirpa is in need. Kop-Khun-Ka

Ep 4 Singapore Sling-Shot Cocktails and culinary treats await our crew when they arrive in Singapore. Solo dates for Teisha and Kaylen and a group date to the markets are really just background noise for the brewing drama between Demi & Courtney and the Pageant Queen World War 3. Colton continues to kiss his way through the swath of women but Vee thinks there is too much tongue up front while Shari is in two minds about straight talking Demi.

Ep 2 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week game of thrones rewrites; spice girls sound issews; quit facebook campaign ; TV WEEK Logie Award nominations ; new Federal Government Cabinet appointments

Ep 3 Pageant Porkie Pies The Pageant war is warming up with Hanna B and Caelynn both opening up to the other girls about their past. A pirate themed group date gives Caelynn a chance to shine before Colton takes Elyse on a solo date to San Diego. Demi starts to flex her cray in the house and with Colton as she goes all 50 Shades of Grey with a blindfold and a paddle. A gym challenge provides gratuitous shirtless shot of Colton (Vee and Shari send their personal thanks to the producers) before the girls get super competitive in the hopes of impressing Colton and securing another rose.

Ep 2 Calling all cray-crays and kiss-less! If we thought the drama queens were out in Ep 1, it’s got nothing on Ep 2 as the first group date heads to the theatre for ALL THE DRAMA. Here the type A personalities run wild with the aim of impressing Colton & ultimately securing a rose. Hanna B secures the first one on one date while the group daters have drawn lines in the sand between the feisty young cray-crays (which pretty much means Demi

Ep 1 The Three Hour Tour

Ep 1 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week, the whole Country is salty at Queensland after largely taking the credit/blame depending on how you look at it for a very surprising outcome to the federal election. We bid a sad final farewell at the passing of former Australian Prime Minister and total legend Bob Hawke who died the same week as social media star Grumpy Cat. There were knives at ten paces for YouTube influencers and former BFFs Tati Westbrook and James Charles and the biggest song contest in the world Eurovision had us wishing for less Madonna and more ABBA.

Ep 13 Love me or leave me. The L word was thrown around a few times tonight but unfortunately we didn’t LOVE a lot about this double episode including the much promoted “Tell All Reunion”. Vee was unleashes on Channel 10 for their scheduling of the last week of Bach in Paradise. Perhaps because we recorded this around 11.30pm!!

Ep 12 Wake me up before you go-go For a penultimate episode this was a giant snooze-fest and almost insufferable. You know that point in a bad relationship where even the sound of the other person breathing triggers you? Viewers tonight were feeling that hard core when Alisha’s affectation finally got the best of us all. It is drawl much like Ja’mie - Private School Girl classified by one keen observer as something called “vocal fry”. We are not sure about the technicalities but we would be happy to never hear it again. Ever! Shari is keeeen for the reunion. Vee on the other hand may sleep through that as well. C’mon Bachelor in Paradise - you need to run hard at the finish line and deliver the DRAMA! #bringit

Ep 11 Apologies and Exists For two gals who are not adrenaline junkies Vee and Shari love a bit of drama! As this season draws to a close, power boat rides, paddle board pashes and passing on giving roses just aren’t cutting it!!! Although it gives the girls much more time for oversharing which is just how they roll.

Ep 10 - Dial Triple Zero - we need a taser! Ivan can’t work out where it’s all gone awry. Vee thinks we all need to help him out with this but social media says “Hold my beer - we’ve got this”. We are excited to have a re-entry into the Paradise orbit, two new couples and devo to see what we thought was a cute little romance blow up before our eyes. Shari has now declared herself the unofficial campaign manager for Cass for Bachelorette 2020. Jump on board with the hashtag #cass4bach2020

Ep 9 Season 2 One hostage ; One escapee With the comings and goings in Paradise you’d be forgiven for wondering which is who? After last nights Jules saga Alisha uses her white witch powers to manifest Daniel “the puppeteer” of previous Bachelor infamy as a rebound date. It works. She has forgotten all about Jules...no wait....scrap that..::stand-by.... Producers should have arranged the Helen Reddy song “I am Woman (Hear me roar)” as Zoe demonstrated for the other women in Paradise what one does when disrespected by a man and has let Nathan go. You go girl!!!! Clearly inspired by this moment Tenille takes matters into her own hands with increasingly possessive Ivan, drawing a veil over their intense 6 day partnership. Ivan becomes monosyllabic. This is not a positive sign. Vee is confident all he needs is some de-stressing Magic Mike choreographed moves to his fave tunes and he’ll buck up. Aunty Shari isn’t so sure.

Ep 8 Season 2 Crackpots and Copouts We are feeling dirty and disappointed

Ep 7 Season 2 Liar, Liar board shorts on fire

Ep 6 Season 2 Dipsticks and Dead Shits Just like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense seeing dead people....”We see dead shits” They are all around us, appear out of nowhere and we are shook! Bill could gold medal at the Olympics in lying and manipulating, Ivan and even Jules are dropping girls like hot rocks at the sight of something more appealing and Rachel is in the kitchen for the whole episode boiling up Richies’ bunny. There are tears from Brooke, Alisha, Cass, Rachel, Alex N, Jules, Rachel... (it would have been easier to list those that DID NOT cry this episode) Alex N is about to play the long game of KILL BILL and Vee is here for it!!!! Meanwhile Shari has wrestled US Alex to the ground to make a citizens arrest for crimes against fashion.

Ep 5 Season 2 Showing their cracks. Just when most of the crew seemed to be coupled up (even into more than one couple