Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

A special interview with NWA Hollywood President David Marquez about the NWA, TNA, WWE, and his thoughts on the the new ROH show. Plus the Curtain Jerks help the WWE network with their newest reality show, starring WWE Legends. We've got potential show titles (WWEnough anyone?), plus plans for the Iron Sheik, Abby the Butcher, The Goon, and a pitch for the whole thing to be in In Your House and Hell in a Cell.

An exclusive interview with WWE Tough Enough star Eric Watts! Eric talks about Tough Enough, what Stone Cold told him off the air, and whether he feels he was portrayed fairly on the USA Network show. Plus, the Curtain Jerks see TNA Bound For Glory live at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, Hogan and Joker Sting grossly express their love for one another, Andre the Giant celebrates the Princess Bride's 25th anniversary, and find out how you can by Sunny a Sopranos Complete Series Gift set!

A very special episode recorded live at the NWA Hollywood TV taping in Los Angeles, CA! The Curtain Jerks boys sit down with NWA Hollywood wrestlers Willie Mack, Scorpio Sky, "Pretty" Peter Avalon, Mikey O'Shea, Ray Rosas, the tag team of "Young Hollywood", NWA announcer Jonny Loquasto, and "Diva" Lucky O'Shea (who Brett thinks was staring at him all match long and Steve thinks the same thing). Plus Steve annoys everyone way talking way to much about James Cameron's "Aliens".

The Curtain Jerks hold a vote of no confidence due to unsafe working conditions, Jeff Hardy discusses face painting strategies with his prison guard, the new HCW promotion is formed, Hulk Hogan tries to explain why he'll never retire, Sting and Hulkster to square off in a "Rascal Scooter" match (?!), Joker Sting teaches you the secret ingredient to Denny's eggs, and Kofi Kingston puts lil' Evan Bourne to bed with no ice cream.

Recorded live on location at the Geffen Playhouse, where Marc and Steve interview the cast of the pro wrestling-themed play, "The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity." They talk action figures and Saturday morning wrestling with the star of the play, Desmin Borges, and chat about pro-wrestling star reactions of the play and putting heat on Betty White with the fight captain, actor, "Smackdown vs. Raw 2011" video game wrestling consultant, and real pro wrestler Justin Leeper. And Steve freaks out over seeing his idol (hint: he was in Darkman 3 and played Lapidus "Lost"). The play runs through October 9 in Los Angeles at the Geffen Playhouse, and for Curtain Jerks listeners, you can see the play for only $25 when you use the code JERK (a $75 value). To buy tickets, go to http://www.geffenplayhouse.com or call at 310-208-5454.

Booker T calls in to talk about Mark Henry's Sidewalk Slam, Hugh Jackman loves Cleveland more than the Oscars (!), Alberto Del Rio gets robbed, Miss Piggy and Gonzo get Raw, Triple H somehow thinks ex-wrestlers have great lives, Hogan-Bret-Sting-Flair=welcome back to 1992, Marc stares in the mirror like Lex Lugar's old Narcissist gimmick, and the guys see Thunderkitty live at NWA Hollywood.

A non-sarcastic tribute to the greatest WWE personality / sharter John Laurinaitis! Put on your tux, pop the bubbly, and marvel at his career as half of the Dynamic Dudes tag team! Follow his journey as an 'international wrestler' in Japan! Awe over his meteoric rise to the top as the guy who fires people in the WWE when he runs out of ideas for them! 'Future endeavor' all of his enemies! Grab bag some new tag team partners for John, including Domino's Pizza employee Lanny Poffo! And the man of the podcast, John Laurinaitis, accepts his lifetime achievement award!

TNA snubs LA starting a TNAsplosion, Kurt Angle blows a good BAL, Matt Hardy has only a few hours or minutes left (in bed), Booker T calls into the show right here right here to deliver a sidewalk slam right here, Santino hits a light pole with gunpowder, JBL - former patriot - turns on the USA and checks the oil of Bermudan boys, Triple H's new movie gets jerked, Marc gives his two cents about the brilliant "Smurfs" movie, the Chris Masters 'Master Plan' continues, and much more!

Steve stalks John Cena's bus, Marc gets 'Slam'med in a bar by his girlfriend, real Sin Cara and fat Sin Cara square off in a war of words, Triple H tries to act again, Hulk Hogan and his family get boned, the Chris Masters Master Plan update, Eric Bischoff cries over his own beer, Curtain Jerks launches its own YouTube page and much more!

Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston have the pitch of a lifetime for Vince McMahon, tag teams are as simple as black and white, Matt Hardy crashes his own party, Jeff Hardy is the responsible brother, Goldberg needs his ass kissed, The Young Bucks piss of the veterans backstage at WWE, Brett and Steve audition to be in The Rock and Jerry Bruckheimer's new 80's wrestling drama, the Curtain Jerks "Master Plan" to get Chris Masters on the show is in full force and much more!

Curtain Jerks invades SummerSlam live in Los Angeles! Brett has premier tickets and can't buy a program, Steve goes missing and drinks chemo urine, and Scott gets anally raped during the main event. Also, tips on meeting wrestlers in public, John Laurinaitis sharted, Curtain Jerks unveils their "Master Plan" of getting Chris Masters on the show, Matt Hardy ready for a comeback, WWE '12 video game roster gets beefy, referee Mike Chioda counts pinfalls...on weed, and much more!

WWE wrestlers get the summertime unemployment blues, JR keeps his mouth shut, Brett gets stiff and strokey, the Cold War starts all over again, John Morrison proves that cyber-chivalry is not dead, a new show before Raw starring the arena, Mickie James for sale, Dana White and Vince McMahon meet face to face, Marc opens his sealed pack of 1991 WCW trading cards on the air and much more!

Cee Lo Green at SummerSlam, Brett loses his kidney, a Jamaican housekeeper becomes a French maid, everybody has a World Championship title, Vince McMahon confronts HHH at a backyard BBQ, Michael Tarver tweets trash on John Cena, Meredith lays out plans to pin Cena, Abdullah The Butcher gets Hepatitis sued, more iconic movie characters that Sting can rip off besides The Joker in our Grab Bag segment (Freddy Krueger Sting!), and much more!

The ever popular "Death Life Column," CM Punk invades San Diego Comic Con, Marc shows off his WWE ringtones, Brock Lesnar and his book are NOT stupid, John Cena meat factory, Jake "The Snake" Roberts urban legend, Jamaican cleaning ladies fight gingivitis, Ric Flair is for sale, and Andre The Giant checks Hulk Hogans oil! Plus, Marc, Scott and Meredith test their wrestling knowledge by taking the WWF Magazine trivia challenge from July 1989 and much more!

CM Punk proves that he's Money In The Bank, Christian and Scott spit their way to gold, a time line of how the Curtain Jerks would spend their night if they won the WWE Championship, Raw excitement not found, Vince McMahon and HHH continue their backstage drama, Sin Cara gets busted, The Rock speaks to us from the sky, Destination X delivers, Brett hooks up with a guy he met on Craigslist, and much more!

Let the bodies hit the floor! This episode is a full review of the infamous 2006 pay-per-view debacle ECW December To Dismember with CM Punk, Rob Van Dam, Sabu (NOT!), Hardcore Holly, Bobby Lashley, Test and ECW Champion The Big Show in the Extreme Elimination Chamber main event! Steve roots for the guy with the big forehead, Scott wants to marry Trinity, Brett thinks Mike Knox is a good guy and Marc wants to watch Smallville.

The hottest show yet features CM Punk firing on all cylinders, Randy Orton punts himself in the mouth, Kelly Kelly gets around, Marc uses a lot of baby oil, Sin Cara responds to his first loss in the WWE, wrestling companies like Urban Wrestling Federation and All Wheels Wrestling inspire the Curtain Jerks to create all new promotions from the Grab Bag such as Paranormal Activity Wrestling, a surprise love test with our producer Meredith to see if she and John Cena are truly destined to be together and much more!

This week Curtain Jerks gets out of control without Marc telling the guys to shut their dirty mouths. Ultimate Warrior goes off on Hulk Hogan and Curtain Jerks, in the Grab Bag segment it is revealed who Warrior will go after next and why (David Flair for still owning a VCR), Good Ol' J.R. makes dvd history that Brett doesn't want to hear about, Chavo Guerrero released from WWE, Koko B. Ware might as well be Koko B. Who to Steve, CM Punk announces his expiring contract, Shane McMahon having an awkward Father's Day, Batista dressed for success, Shawn Michaels gives Sweet Chin Music to wildlife and much more!

This episode is a full review of the WWE film Knucklehead starring professional wrestling giant, The Big Show. The guys from Curtain Jerks also hacked into the mainframe of WWE Headquarters and reveal upcoming movies starring The Miz, Jerry "The King" Lawler, R-Truth and more!

Hulk Hogan gets interviewed by Inside The Actor's Studio Host James Lipton about his upcoming speaking tour, Ultimate Warrior gunning for Hogan, Tough Enough appeals to the ladies, Foley had his fill of TNA, Vince McMahon starves his writers, and Yoshi Tatsu tweets. Plus, the Curtain Jerks have a taste test of J.R.'s (Jim Ross) Original Bar-B-Q sauce and Main Event Mustard with everything from chicken tenders to sushi!