Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Notes: Jellicle casts, Russ’s popcorn scale, Alan’s war against Buttigieg, Macnositey,  OJ’s Bronco Karaoke, Alan’s catchphrase, Papa John toilet lube, death stick juul pods, Jimmy Mozza, diuretic FLUDD use, Hawking the Echidna, Bret Stephens’s Toydarian IQ article, Boruto’s unionbusting 

Notes: Fatheads, John Travolta keygen, Razer energy drinks, Jefferson Epstein, Dwegon Minute of Silence, cashing in Klout, Shaq’s Special Stuff, Granbluechew, rained on british food, Sonic float tragedy, Alan’s Persona 5 heist, twitch streamer Miia, pegging malarkey, Locke the Echidna, vibing in the cybertruck

Notes: Disney Knot, Goof Stranding, Augie Doggy and Doggy Zaddy, Alan’s Bluto lifestyle, Baron Praxis vs the Intellectual Dark Web, Egg Carrier flight logs, Jay Leno’s Zapruder film, Hideo; God of Lies, Goldberg’s Third Impact, BLMatsu

Notes: take and bake genes, Ooooh-blina!, Scorsese and Copola, Nosey Wetnose, chain immunity, The Whispering Eye, Jay Leno’s Homies, Simpsons: Automata, moonwife, Jeff the Hedgehog, Prozzak, On Bean

If you're listening to this, it means that society has not fully collapsed following the release of the Joker movie. The following is a recording we made after an exclusive screening two weeks prior to the release of the film.

Notes: cave gender reveal party, aliebn drugs, Puerto IKEA, this is NOT Nermal, Rime of the Ancient Marc Maron, ½ scale Joe Biden, Billy Joel Anthology, car life, Nosey’s surprise announcement, Cheez-It pizza, Sheen Chitin, Alan’s cunnilingus food habits, international meat crimes, Grief the Fox, Gold Experience Requiem edging, kratom melange

Notes: the second coming of Gonzo, Push the Talking Trashcan, Maz Kanata, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit’s blood price, Jimmy Neutron Matrix, squash vids, Razer Smart Oven, quesadilla pizza, Bloodborne union, removing nipple prints, Hammerhead Turner, white girl summer,

Notes: elephant ear joint, Carny Stevenson, Alan’s Black Eagle Frat House, Bane-ing frozen pizza, Walmart garcon, Harmontown: Three Houses, British Dominos Vault Heist, Rorshaq, Jared Little, NHL Superheroes, Spike557, JaredTheFox92’s Epstein connections, Jad Eubanks and Jay Krulwich, Bad Mood Food, He’s Drumpf Here’s the awful NHL superheroes we were talking about https://news.avclub.com/stan-lee-s-failed-hockey-superheroes-are-at-the-center-1798259564

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Note: ahegao facial recognition, The Fir Bird, Wastebomb, Russ’s Fridge Wife Routine, Smart House mom, King Paypig, Big Rock Pizza Mountain, Qanon Gremlin, Radiolab Boke and Tsukkomi, wheeled animals, Betty and Veronica Double Digest, The Bye Bye Man 2, Heartman isekai, Mike the Extremehog, Rouge the Bat’s messy room energy

Notes: The Mad Dog of Sipe, Rigato Mas, monogamy addictions, Ghostrider Sybian, The King’s Peach, In This Okonomiyaki?, DB Cooper fanart, Miracle on the Funny Pages, Marvin Senoue, Cyrano de Bezos, Shigure the Cat, SSJW Goku, imaginary meat Support us on patreon here https://www.patreon.com/hogcast Follow the show on Twitter https://twitter.com/hogcastsd

Russ is back from a trip from San Francisco and Alan is heading out to Japan. Sonic’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world Notes: Bonjour Diamond Russ, Pilaf Husk, Rebuild of Garfield, Shogunplier, Russ defends the west, Cloud Pizza, Hope Jobs Hawk, Cyber-Greasers, Sega steals our brand, Teapot Motherfucker, Scylla Bradanska, 9/11 re-enactments, The Return of JaredTheFox92, Dave Eggers from Homestuck, Epcot Cum

Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan gets guillotined, Dead Bart, Okuusan’s Last Resort, Mr Bubble Shapiro, Gamestop cereal, garagekit funkos, magician wrestler kisses, Svetlana the Mutant Husky, pussyeating games Check out Scott at Video Game Choo Choo https://videogamechoochoo.com/ and Wrestling on Air https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrestling-on-air/id1070843990 Here’s the Dead Bart video Alan is obsessed with https://twitter.com/ihavemp4/status/1135421895707365376 The scary It clown saying “kiss me fatboy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKI5tdmA2tk The awful Cuphead rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgtl5A7Wtd0

RUSS FELL OFF A CLIFF.. scary moment for our podcast Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, gay rat wedding, SkeetAnon, ProJared’s dwegon ancestry, The Killing Za, The Dan Schneider Cut, Tyler Dursley, the God Pill, Edge Vespadaccino the Wasp, the Quizno Wars, himbo Colonel Sanders, That Time I Got Reincarnated As Flubber And special thanks to our friend Seth Boyer for making our badass theme song https://twitter.com/sethboyer

Another solo bolo episode with just the two of us, and folks it’s very divorce-centric. This was also recorded before the nightmarish Sonic movie trailer was released so don’t blame us for not talking about it. Notes: Film Crit Thanos, divorce oven mitts, MovieBob’s space birthright, Major Dwegonagi, sentient Pizza Hut mold, Razers Chromo, Vegeta asswiping fanfic, Ultra Instinct Adam Sandler, Isaac ASMRov, Schwans, Oh Joy Sonic Toy, Dark the Ocelot, greasy stones, stealing a cop’s gun, Patrick the Huge Virgin Wombat

We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai. Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease

Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’s weed store, Notorious Q*bert, Wren the Chipmunk, Steve Eggman, That’s How Bushido Works CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks Follow the show on Twitter @HogcastSD Russ's twitter @pissgoblin Alan's twitter @findomearle SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/hogcast

Episode 100 is finally here, but somehow Alan got trapped in a virtual world of their own creation. Will Russ and our dear friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) be able to convince Alan to return to the real world? Notes: the first joke, stanning the IRS, Portal orb, Hogcast grimoire, Pepper Threehorns, the worst Dominos on yelp, The Hogcast Challenge, Raditz Fils-Aime, Johnny Fievel, Bonerville, Outrage “Slasher” the Hedgechidna, the classic honeytrap, Let Me Be Duck

We’re neoliberal now and we’re live from a storage closet at CPAC with our good friend Seth Boyer (@sethboyer) to discuss how being radically centrist is the most punk rock thing you can do. Notes: the horniest Adam Sandler movie, XXXStatix, Jordan Peterson’s Cadbury Creme Eggs, mermaid alfredo, Jimmy Stewart Goes West, BCC Pizza, red pepper flakes melange, Billy the Skunk, wrow, Alan’s neoliberal posadism, smol sans, Rolabi Wizenard Intro: The Wicked Wild (Dino Jungle) from Sonic and the Secret Rings Outro: The song from Wolverine Adamantium Rage on SNES that invented grime music

Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be there? Find out in the latest, truly most beautiful episode of this mini-series, I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3. Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams