Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

In this special late night episode we go on a European adventure, Alan introduces two new beloved characters, and Russ makes a big change in his life. Notes: Ouroboros, Scenes from an Italian McDonalds, Russ' new lifestyle, the industrial buttplug complex, The Return of Frube and Rudy, Immortan Noid, George R.R. Martin's Sonic Boom sequel, a new Hogcast origin story, Winnie the Pooh's secret fetish, flipping through pages, Ravi's not so secret fetish.

In this very special episode, our friend, Twitter user @FrightShark mourns our favorite artisan pizza with us and lets us berate him for renaming all those Pokemon. #FreeHunnidP #FreetheChickenCarbonara Notes: Huey Lewis and the Gnus, Alan's pizza dominatrix, Toy Story beach queens, sexy satyrs, the tragedy tearing our nation apart, D'Angelo's daddydom dick, Frube and Rudy, Two and a Half Men and Half a Goat, Tails of Lake Wobegon, Yuri Koala Arashi, Scrooge McDuck's cum pool Follow the show on Twitter: @HogcastSD Follow Russ and Alan on Twitter: @pissgoblin, @actionalan Send us an email: [email protected] Subscribe and review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/hogcast-speedy-delivery/id969579845

Friend of the show and former Hogcast House Performer Lamont “@weepysweetmonty” gets hands on with the Quillheads in the latest Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. And by “gets hands on” I mean ruin the whole thing for now and forever. I hate this podcast. Notes: Powerpuff Girls Z, Krypto’s PS2 era genitals, the end of #MonsterGirlVaginaGate?, Alan effin’ with the Green Stripe, Jonny Lightfoot in UK Sonic Boom, Skeksis dicks, embarrassing memories of regret filled childhoods, Monty’s hands.

The night before this episode was recorded, Alan went to a party and saw “armpits” written on the sides of some sex dice. What follows is our descent into a dark pit of madness. RIP Gerald Clankman. Notes: Pitbull’s armpit fetish, mommydoms, a massacre on Lucha Underground, Yooka-Laylee yaoi, #LunchableGate, mayo fanatics, The Dark Pit of Space, seven parts of the pits, Yurikuma Berenstain Bears Arashi, the paradox of Russ’ dick, Quentin Tarantino Wants a Quiet Life.

In this episode we're out on a boat hunting down one of our greatest foes. Is that foe a person who stole Alan's Paul Blart meme? Is it Russ' bladder? Is it a dastardly Spanish wrestling promoter? Is it ourselves? The only way to find out is to listen. Notes: Scrimpy and Jalapeño, Lucha Underground, Metal Blart Solid, Return of the Improv Bros, viral organ transplants, content thievery, Hatsune Mike and Super SoniCraig, an unforgettable 'tude, the death of a beloved character.

In this very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) drops by to salute Tails: LGBT Icon. Listen in as the Queen of Memes herself regales us with tales of her torrid love affair with Goofy and narrates some zesty Sonic/Tails fanfiction. Notes: Pitbull nightmares, international daddydom regulations, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Tails: Hetero Race Car Driver?, Goofy fucking, Big Gay, Blart canon, Seinfeld/Sonic crossover, two gay 'tudes, Tails Comes Out the Closet Chapters 2 and 3, MC Ride and the Noid, Yuri Discussions with Russ and Lenore.

Solo Bolo this week with those Pizza lovin' quillheads Alan and Russ. Illusions are shattered, truths are revealed, and fun is had as the two make their way through the world of hot pizza pie and a fox with two tails he can fly. Notes: Yaoi Hands toss Pizza, Brain Games, What Harry Potter house would Solid Snake Be In? Our first review follow-up, #RegulatePizza, Sitting on Raisins, Transparency in Our Converage,  and Tails Comes Out.

In what will surely go down in history as our most Flawless episode, our good friend and #1 fan Ravi joins us to talk about about Sonic, pizza, and his mysterious connection to Jaleel White. Notes: Gay rock moms, King Koopa, Monster girl updates, illegal doujinshi, daddydoms, pope pizza, Hogcast creepypasta, Rob O' The Hedge, Diceman's Lake Wobegon, Ravi's Urkel connection, Russ' origin story.

We’re back again with another intimate, face-to-face episode recorded in Russ’ apartment. Were we high on that (legal) dank kush at the time? Maybe. Did we giggle a lot and say more dumb stuff than usual? Definitely.  Dig into this Monkey’s Feast of an episode. Notes: Miming the J, going heel, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Pi Day, 250 year old monks, hat rubbing, foley, penis tattoos, gazinga, Wolverine’s genitals, Borderlands fanfic, Meat Cute, robot jizz, Dracula’s boner, Russ’ tattoo, sick memes,   (Also Alan is very sorry for forgetting what Gucci Mane’s ice cream tattoo looks like.)

Your favorite Quillheads are back at it again, talkin' shop with their good friend Jonny Wags. Grab a slice of your favorite New York 'za and enter an Empire State of Mind with us.

Better and raunchier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns with a very special episode that we recorded face-to-face in Russ' apartment. Listen to us eat a bacon-wrapped Little Caesars pizza while we watch the hit Andrew Dice Clay film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

These assholes think we'll stand down when they call us SHIT on their podcast. I hate these awful nerds and their lack of respect towards US. Uploaded their wednesday minicast cause these fucks are just plain the worst. I hate them.

Bigger, badder, and Memeier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns victorious. This time featuring the heart and soul combo that is Ben "Ben Pack" Pack.

Your favorite quillheads are back again with the power of Pepsi Max. Notes: the Pepsi Max lifestyle, mouth computers, Adam Sandler's Click, The Casque of Cheerwine, Kaspar Hauser the Friendly Pizza Ghost, Mrs. Doubtfire's hair-filled quesadillas, Russ' ham goofs, shit talking Papa Johns, Wayne's World creepypasta, Biggie's console collection, Marky Mark, Liquid Eggman, Russ' druid ancestry. Follow Russ on TwitterFollow Alan on TwitterFollow the show on Twitter Subscribe and review on iTunes

Alan and Russ discover something beautiful this week on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Alan and Russ learn to love, live, and learn in the big city in the hottest, freshest, goopiest sonic the hedgehog/pizza podcast yet. Itadakimasu~!

After a brief hiatus, we've returned to dish out some primo content to you, the listener. Russ says the audio is a bit rough for the first ten minutes, but the goofs and spoofs in this ep are as hot as ever.

A mysterious foe approaches? Will Alan and Russ survive this calamity? Can I take a moment here to talk about my girlfriend? All this and more on HOGCAST: Speedy Delivery. Notes: Amy hats, spicy buttholes, mexican pizza, witch hunting dad, more goddamn beach queens, Paul McCartney’s soundcloud mixtape, Love Live/Sonic crossover, Scratch and Grounder, Russ jacking off with food, baby dick pizza toppings, dessert lube, Mobian raisins, General Salty’s Sad Guy Club, Liquid Robotnik, no irony or memes in 2015, Ghost fingerblasting.

Sonic rules all and the soul still burns on this important and not to be missed episode of the critically acclaimed, beloved Sonic/Pizza podcast, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. Notes: Pecan pie gel, Big Boi’s dick, Aaron Eckhart’s vore fetish, SeHa Girls finale, shooting Eggman, hillbilly artisans, Robert Crumb’s Seaman, bulk, shitty e-cards, Sonic dog tags, drugged chilli dog, Eggman’s fucked up PB&J, Tom Clancy’s McDonaldland, David Duchovny the mayo fanatic, Alan’s Cam’ron joke Kickstarter, Russ’ tearful apology.

The trilogy is complete in what can only be called "the greatest work of story telling in the history of the Audio Medium." Also Alan is very sorry that he couldn't remember that Fabolous is the one who made "Cuffin' Season." Notes: Joey Fatone’s illegal beach queens, Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas, Nimoy’s toilet imprisonment, lamprey fleshlights, Ethics in Podcasting/Pizza journalism, sonic_hedgehog and GG Allin, gluten-free lube, secret government stromboli, fancasting, Serial Season 2: Eggman, Dr. Quack, ideal food lubes, tight jeans, Snoop Hogg.