Savage Lovecast

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a shitty city so she can go to grad school? A gay man wants to get double penetrated. He is also a barebacking enthusiast. Any health issues on the horizon? Proof of the existence of karma: A woman who used to poke fun at people with STDs is now anxiously dating a man with herpes. A gay, black teenager living in the South is accused of being "arrogant" (read "uppity"). Dan offers sweet words of encouragement for when he gets the fuck out of the South. And more, ya'll. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan always tells couples to wait until they're older to get married. But what if they want to have children? That bio clock keeps on ticking. … A lesbian and her girlfriend know they must part in a year when she will go off to another town. How can they bear their final year together, knowing it will end? A straight lass is mortified by her dark fantasies. Dan talks her down. A male escort in San Francisco tries to defend barebacking without disclosing his HIV status. Dan disapproves. An HIV-negative man is in a new relationship with a pos (and very hot) guy. He's scared shitless. Dan talks him down. And more! Would you like to be talked down by Dan Savage? Hyperventilate here: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Down there hair: Must we remove it? Bad date: After a woman endures a super-creepy date, the fellow is still trying to contact her and pries her friends for info about her. How can she get rid of him? Is there something she should have done differently to give him the message? Unhappy endings? A gay man in a relationship of 12 years has been caught getting massages with "happy endings." Does this spell the end of their relationship? Polygamist sister: The caller's sis is involved in a potentially abusive polygamist relationship. What can the caller do to help? Lapsed Catholics: Are they damaged goods or a scorching-hot lay waiting to happen? All this, and even more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions: If you're into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you're old? And is there anything wrong with that? What's so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway? How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector? And more. This episode is brought to you by pineapples--believed to make a lady's vaginal secretions taste better. This episode was also brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage. Call us up! 206-302-2064

Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of being fed into obesity. A man wonders if he and his buddies should pay a prostitute to pretend to pick up their socially awkward virgin friend out of pure desire. And a clever retaliation for the woman whose husband leaves his spunk all over the house. Not for the faint of heart. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses? After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory? A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one last "grand romantic gesture" to try to save the relationship. A sadly sexless teen wants to lose her virginity to her dearly beloved boyfriend. But he wants to wait until marriage. He is also her "best friend." Is he gay? A married woman with two small children has discovered that her husband is having an affair. Should she allow it to go on or kick him to the curb? And more. 206-302-2064 This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend's wife. How can she get rid of all that pesky guilt? Cheaters: One man in a four-year relationship wants to cheat because the sex is dull. Another fella got busted cheating and wonders how to negotiate an open relationship next time. Ah, to be a young gay man: An 18-year-old homo was at a party, when his drunken, "straight-identified" friend all but threw himself at him. Will he remember what he said tomorrow? And another 18-year-old homo is getting very close with a 17-year-old homo. The 17-year-old's parents are fine with it, but what would The Law think? Dan counsels a man whose girlfriend has decided that after six months of hot monkey sex, Jesus wants them to abstain until they get married. And, the final call illustrates why you should NEVER listen to this show just before you go to bed. You've been warned... 206-302-2064

He thinks he's a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he pays her. Should she keep pretending to enjoy the oral sex her sugar daddy insists on giving her? • Clark Kent: Hear the charming but confusing tale of a couple who maintain both a real and online relationship with each other. • Two calls from people wondering about open relationships, one from a happily married man whose wife wants to branch out, and another from a woman who very much wants to be the OTHER woman. • A brother and sister are gay. Should they both come out at the same time? • And, Dan Savage gets support from the fatosphere. Do you have an itchy rash? An inexplicable lump? Does it hurt when you go like this? We're getting a doctor in the house, so ask your medical questions now. 206-302-2064.

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special sex-with-disabilities episode of the Savage Lovecast. Also, a follow-up call from the French major house of drama. And an awful lot more. Call 206-302-2064 to get on the show. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about her history with "compensated dating?" If you are a straight man, what is the polite way to reject a gay man? A woman who has been faking orgasms with her boyfriend wonders if she should tell him the truth now that they're breaking up. Amateur online porn: Some pros and cons. He's a kinky motherfucker who enjoys the BDSM. She, as a rape survivor and feminist, not so much. Is their new relationship doomed? And more. 206-302-2064

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week. First, a woman notices that though normally heterosexual, she tends to go gay at certain times during her menstrual cycle. Spooky. A GGG gay man would like to indulge his lover's piss fetish, but wants to make sure it's safe first. A man who was sexually abused by his father as a child has made a new friend. The hitch? This friend appears on the sex-offender registry. A father is miffed because his 12-year-old son who just came out won't dish about boys with him. Bareback porn--any ethical problems here? A young man has gained 100 pounds. Hear Dan's reasonable diet/lifestyle regimen here. And more. Call 206-302-2064 even if you're straight.

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller's roommate has invited his French mistress to come visit. Should the roommate bother telling his American girlfriend ahead of time? A self-described self-destructive lesbian wonders how she can lure some emotionally healthy ladies into her life. A straight man was perusing porn when he discovered some creepy pics of his ex! Should he tell her about it or keep it to himself? Should a masochistic lass feel guilty about her troubling rape fantasies? A cure for wet dreams, and so much more. Call us up: 206-302-2064

Today's Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin'. Go Down, Young Man: A woman's boyfriend won't go there. Should she school him or tolerate his refusal to give head? Piece of Shit?: He cheated on his girlfriend by chatting up "ladies" on the internets. His girlfriend found out and dumped him. Is he a sex addict? Can he be fixed? Jailbird brother: Her brother is in jail again, for publicly masturbating. Can he be fixed? Cum Litterer: Her husband likes to jerk off all over the house and leave her little jizzy surprises. What would you do in her situation? I know what I'd do. I'd call 206-302-2064. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

He's back! A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a shit? Another married man is so horny he's "going bananas!" A lesbian ruminates on sagging balls and a gay man is pissed when fag hags get in his way. This and so much more on Dan's triumphant return. Give us a call: 206-302-2064.

Dan is still taking some time off, so here's a rerun from last May. We'll be back with fresh episodes soon. Keep the calls coming: 206-302-2064.

Dan's off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October. Perhaps you remember the morality tale of the lady who fucked her concierge? How about sex with a marijuana enthusiast? How can you get back into the pants of a recently traumatized sexual-assault victim? And the nasty, brutish behavior of a woman's ex-boyfriend turns her on. How can she get some more of that? Back next week with a fresh one. Call us at 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male trans who'’s not sure how to use the men’s bathroom, a father discovers his 4- and 5-year-old children doing a little nighttime touching, a drug thief, a shitstorm drunk, and so much more. Call us at 206-302-2064.

It's a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their hags, and tales from the heart of this twisted, tender relationship. Call 206-302-2064 with your sex and relationship advice questions about anything BUT fag hags, because we are SO done.

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater. What could be better? A straight man freshly out of a relationship has found a hottie who wants to get it on. But he always seems to find an excuse to get out of it. Is he listening to a chickenshit voice in his head, or is it a wise one? Blowjob receivers of the world! A caller exhorts you to treat your blowers with respect. Then there will be more blowjobs for everyone! Her partner of 13 years has discovered that he's asexual. Is this a problem? A 22-year-old virgin woman has the opportunity to lose her virginity in a three-way with a hot couple she knows. Is this the best way to launch her maiden voyage? And finally, a newly out gay man's parents are still feeling squeamish about his gayness. How much acceptance should he demand? How long is this going to take? Next week: A Fag Hag Extravaganza! Be you fag or hag, call 206-302-2064.

A straight woman with a high libido is stuck with a man who feels that there are better things to do than have sex. DTMFA? A gay man is stuck with a moocher who would rather surf porn than get a job. DTMFA? With the help of guest expert Soraya Galeas from Planned Parenthood, Dan answers some condom-failure, lesbian-STI, and hepatitis C questions. Finally, the kissing test. A gay man often ends up with partners who don't like kissing, and the relationship never lasts. Sigh. Call us at 206-302-2064.