We Hate Movies

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Steve Toussaint, Toby Kebbell, and Richard Coyle; directed by Mike Newell. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You're currently missing out on hours and hours of unheard WHM material on Trek, Star Wars, additional bonus episodes, sync-able commentaries, and more! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling sensation, Randy Blaaaa-Blaaaaare! The Island stars Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi, and Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more! Tune into the Oscar broadcast on Sunday night and tweet along with the show using our annual tag: #WHMOscars! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why couldn't they style David Boreanaz's character differently so he didn't look exactly like Angel? Where was the faculty at that school dance? And who would let this deadbeat internet startup guy crash at their house? PLUS: Wallace Shawn stars in Die Hard! Valentine stars David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Cauffiel, Katherine Heigl, and Fulvio Cecere; directed by Jamie Blanks. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole show—plus dozens of hours of more sweet WHM content—head on over to our Patreon page and sign up! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented "Faces of Death" with their father, and one person who even oversaw a good, old-fashioned Multiplex Shitpocalypse! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or have a legit question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want? How much did it pain Mel to have to sing and dance and put on lipstick for this film? Why did they bother with that suicide subplot? And have two actors had less chemistry on screen than Helen Hunt and Mel Gibson in this film? PLUS: Alan Alda gets notes from the future! What Women Want stars Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Alan Alda, Marisa Tomei, Ashley Johnson, Mark Feuerstein, Lauren Holly, Delta Burke, Valerie Perrine, Judy Greer, Sarah Paulson, Ana Gasteyer, Lisa Edelstein, Loretta Devine, and Eric Balfour; directed by Nancy Meyers. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald! In a world where shape-shifting is as easy as sneezing, why couldn't they just re-cast Johnny Depp? How on earth was that ghost dragon fight the climax of the film? And what exactly is an illuminated pervert? PLUS: The guys mix-up about six different movies about three-ways! Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald stars Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Zoë Kravitz, Callum Turner, Ezra Miller, Jude Law, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Claudia Kim, Carmen Ejogo, and Johnny Depp; directed by David Yates. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders! Wow, could you imagine if a puppet used a curse word? Or could you i-magine if a puppet got shot in the face with a shotgun? Oh, could you just IMAGINE if a puppet was shown ejaculating on camera?! I mean, COULD YOU IMAGINE?! PLUS: George Lucas bonds with Brian Henson over the thrill of taking beloved franchises to the next level! The Happytime Murders stars Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, Leslie David Baker, Joel McHale, and Bill Barretta; directed by Brian Henson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only! To access the full-length episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself! What years are these stupid timelines taking place in? What's with that Dylan cover? And why in the WORLD did we have to sit through Olive Oil: The Motion Picture?! PLUS: Peter Venkman's Mouse Trap-esque suicide plan! Life Itself stars Oscar Isaac, Olivia Wilde, Annette Bening, Mandy Patinkin, Jean Smart, Olivia Cooke, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Antonio Banderas, Laia Costa, Àlex Monner, and, somehow, Samuel L. Jackson; directed by Dan Fogelman. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru! What is with that CGI Mike Myers baby head? Who thought the fake Oprah cameo was funny? And most importantly: why does this exist? Plus: Al Michaels watches elephants have intercourse! It's absolutely nuts that we're cruising into 400 episodes and we couldn't have done it without you, the gentle listener. Thanks so much for supporting We Hate Movies and hey—tell a friend! The Love Guru stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan, Ben Kingsley, Telma Hopkins, Daniel Tosh, and Rob Huebel; "directed" by Marco Schnabel. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22! What's with the incredible amount of profanity in this script? Does this film have a commercial for a divorce app in it? And what in the WORLD are we doing with those two Russian characters? PLUS: Spider-man gets assassinated by a bunch of holograms! Mile 22 starts Mark Wahlberg, Lauren Cohan, Iko Uwais, John Malkovich, Ronda Rousey, Terry Kinney, and Sam Medina; directed by Peter Berg. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom! What is that accent Tom Hardy is doing? How on earth is Eddie Brock affording that sick bachelor pad whilst unemployed? And couldn't they get literally anybody to play the Number Two Heavy? PLUS: Alex Jones interviews Eddie Brock for a reporter position at Info Wars! Venom stars Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, Scott Haze, Reid Scott, Jenny Slate, and Melora Walters; directed by Ruben Fleischer. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.