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On this week's ON-SCREEN LIVE! the guys are chatting about movies, shows and games they experienced over the weekend like Blackberry, The Muppets Mayhem, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! They're also reacting to trailers for Meg 2: The Trench and Arnold, analyzing the weekend box office, taking a look at a super-terrible SECRET MOVIE, and more!  This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are left scratching their heads over the “prestige zombie drama” World War Z! How checked-out was Brad for this one? Couldn’t they have found anything for Mireille Enos to do besides sit by a phone and mope? And good gravy, what are we doing with that Pepsi machine at the end? PLUS: Gal Gadot adopts North Korea’s anti-zombie protocol!  World War Z stars Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Matthew Fox, and David Morse as Ex-CIA Agent; directed by Marc Forster. San Francisco! We’ll be talking Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home IN TWO DAYS at Cobb’s Comedy Club—this Thursday, 5/18! Make sure you’ve got your tix!! We're so pumped to see you! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf

This week on On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, reacting to trailers for Dune: Part Two, Insidious: The Red Door and A Haunting in Venice, unearthing a couple of Secret Movies, dissecting the weekend box office, and more! Be sure to catch us on the road starting next week when we play shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles—L.A. is sold out, so San Francisco-area folks, don't sleep on your tickets! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the gang talks about the entertaining as all get-out and totally regular Pauly Shore comedy, Son In Law! Is this the undisputed best Pauly Shore movie? How hilarious is that Flea cameo? Does this movie work without the incredible supporting cast, including the great Lane Smith? And why bother forbidding the Weasel from being an on-screen stoner?! PLUS: Lane Smith feuds with Kevin Costner’s Field of Dreams farmer character, Ray Kinsella. Son In Law stars Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino, Lane Smith, Tiffani Thiessen, Cindy Pickett, Mason Adams, Patrick Renna, Dennis Burkley, and Dan Gauthier as Travis; directed by Steve Rash. San Francisco & Los Angeles—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring shows—L.A. there are just a few remaining for our show on Twins! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to

On this month’s superhero-sized W❤️M, the guys are boarding the Milano to have an intergalactic conversation about the totally fantastic Guardians of the Galaxy! Could just anyone do the Groot performance? Why can’t more of these movies be this well-written? Does any other section of the MCU have this much—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about David Lowery's Peter Pan & Wendy and Kelly Fremon Craig's Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret., checking in on this season of Succession (with a few spoilers!), reacting to the trailer for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, going over the weekend Box Office, and more! Be sure to catch us on the road in a few weeks when we play shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles—L.A. you're at a Low Ticket Warning! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show and author, Brant MacDuff to chat about the pursued-by-bear survivalist thriller, The Edge! How much of a genius is Anthony Hopkins supposed to here? Should you really be throwing an old man a surprise birthday party? And couldn’t someone have taken two minutes to at least eulogize that poor dead pilot? PLUS: A lengthy argument about what constitutes a “sexy sandwich.” Pick up a copy of Brant’s fascinating new book, “The Shotgun Conservationist,” out now from Timber Press! The Edge stars Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Harold Perrineau, Elle Macpherson, L.Q. Jones, Kathleen Wilholte, Gordon Tootoosis, and Bart the Bear as The Bear; directed by Lee Tamahori. San Francisco & Los Angeles—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring shows! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon

In their first Mail Bag ep in quite some time, the guys are reading letters from intrepid listeners, answering live audience questions & more! Letter topics include horrendous crowds for Ari Aster films, botched DCP screenings, people mixing up The Big Lebowski with The Full Monty & one adorable performing chimp that 100% died of alcoholism. PLUS: The guys give some really horrible screening recommendations to soon-to-be-parents! Catch the replay of our KING KONG '05 virtual live show (& 4/20-friendly After Party Q&A sesh) now through this coming Thursday, 4/27! Don't miss out on this event, because once it's gone, it's gone! Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question for the guys? Looking for some bad advice? Then write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final APE-ril offering, the gang is chatting about the better-than-they-expected Dwayne Johnson monster movie, Rampage! Why, for the love of all that is good, do all DJ characters have to be totally sexless, even in this movie where ladies are coming onto him left and right? Are these sexy corporate villains brother and sister, banging, or both? And how fantastic was that big wolf attack scene? More super-violent monster movies, please! PLUS: George W. Bush and Poppy play the OG Rampage game! Rampage stars Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Malin Ackerman, Jake Lacy, Joe Maganiello, Marley Shelton, P.J. Byrne, Jack Quaid, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Kentucky Fried Government Agent Harvey Russell; directed by Brad Peyton. You’ve got a precious couple days left to catch the replay of our KING KONG virtual live show, now through Thursday, 4/27! San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, we wanna see you IRL! Check out the WHM Merch Store f

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about Nic Cage as Dracula in Renfield, Russell Crowe wearing a hat as The Pope's Exorcist, Joaquin Phoenix freaking out in Beau Is Afraid, reacting to the trailers for The Marvels and The Last Voyage of the Demeter, going over the weekend Box Office numbers, and more, including the debut of a brand-new segment, SECRET MOVIE! Don't forget to pick up your tickets for our WORLDWIDE VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW happening tomorrow, 4/20, where we'll be talking all about Peter Jackson's King Kong from 2005! Be sure to pick up the ticket bundle that gives you access to the full show AND the After Party where we'll be doing another FULL HOUR answering questions from the audience! If you can't make the show, the replay is available for a full week after!   Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out

On this week’s APE-ril episode, the guys check back in with Philo, Orville and Clyde in the cigarette and bad beer-filled sequel, Any Which Way You Can! How are these fellas bareknuckle boxing in those tight slacks? How great was it back in the day when Truckers outranked Police in this country? And boy, oh boy, will this movie remind you to always check the car seat cushion before you sit down! PLUS: Behold! One of the wildest, most disgusting sex scenes in cinema history! Any Which Way You Can stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, William Smith, Harry Guardino, Ruth Gordon, Barry Corbin, Al Ruscio, and the late Buddha the Orangutan as Clyde; directed by Buddy Van Horn. DO NOT miss our WORLDWIDE virtual live show THIS THURSDAY, 4/20, where we’re talking Peter Jackson’s KING KONG, PLUS, doing a full hour, post-show Q&A after party! Can’t make it the night of? No worries! The show AND after party are available for replay for a full week after! San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick,

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ben Affleck's Air, all the news coming out of the Star Wars Celebration—including a bit of Trailer Segment dedicated to the new coming attraction for Ahsoka—and much, much more! You're not gonna want to miss our VIRTUAL live show on the 2005 KING KONG! Get your tickets now—and be sure to bundle in that After Party add-on to keep the fun rolling for a full hour longer!  Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for

On this week’s episode, APE-ril continues with a chat about George A. Romero’s totally bonkers helper-monkey horror film, Monkey Shines! Should that nurse have been allowed to move in with her awful bird? Should John Pankow’s character be skipping so much sleep like that? Is it always this awful to work with a Stephen Root character as your boss? Has the Tooch ever played sleazier? And how about that sex scene, huh?! Now we’re talkin’! PLUS: Lots of talk about how to make Pat Sajak’s inevitable funeral more fun! Monkey Shines stars Jason Beghe, John Pankow, Kate McNeil, Joyce Van Patten, Christine Forrest, Stephen Root, Stanley Tucci, Janine Turner, and Boo the Monkey as Ella; directed by the late legend, George A. Romero. San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, along with the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cance

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On this week's On-Screen Live!, the gang's chatting about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Murder Mystery 2 and Tetris, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to trailers for Marvel’s Secret Invasion, Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City and DC’s The Blue Beetle, and much more! Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—or on the Internet where we'll be virtually talking about King Kong on 4/20! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys kick off APE-RIL with a chat about the outrageous kid-friendly monkey movie, Dunston Checks In! How come nobody goes outside in this film? Are these kids eating room service steak every night? How incredible are Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix in this movie? How does that dog survive the fall off the hotel's roof? And why did they bother with this useless older brother character? Yikes. PLUS: Look who all’s invited to Tim Burton’s birthday party! Dunston Checks In stars Jason Alexander, Eric Lloyd, Rupert Everett, Glenn Shadix, Paul Reubens, Faye Dunaway, Graham Sack, Jennifer Bassey, and the late "Sam" as Dunston; directed by Ken Kwapis. San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick, NJ—tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, along with the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? desi

On this week's jam-packed On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about John Wick: Chapter 4, Children of the Corn (2020), Netflix's The Night Agent, and Full River Red, reacting to trailers for Nicole Holofcener's You Hurt My Feelings and Tim Story's The Blackening, covering the weekend box office numbers, and much more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the devilish 666th episode of the show, the guys are wrapping up Listener Request Month chatting about the absolutely horrendous witchcraft-centric teen action movie, The Covenant! How did they not have a single scene of this paranormal high school movie set in the school's lunch room? What are the parameters of these guys’ witch powers? What is with this energy suck idea? And how awful is that Harry Potter joke? PLUS: Tune in to these incredible new TLC reality shows, DILF Den and Mint Swap! The Covenant stars Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Chase Crawford, Toby Hemingway, Jessica Lucas, Kyle Schmid, Wendy Crewson, Stephen McHattie, Kenneth Walsh, and Taylor Kitsch as Pogue Parry; directed by Renny Harlin. Tickets on sale now for our upcoming spring and summer shows, including the just-announced VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW all about Peter Jackson's King Kong happening on 4/20! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on the box office bomb Shazam! Fury of the Gods and the limited release Willem Dafoe one-hander Inside, catch up on the dreadfully-titled dino action flick 65, react to the trailer for IFC's Paint, break down the weekend box office, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month forces the gang to watch the total action gem, Hard Rain! Why didn’t Ed Asner bring Christian Slater in on the scam? How great were the leg workouts these actors got filming in all this water? Why does Minnie Driver’s character care so much about those church windows? And how much does Morgan Freeman despise test screenings? PLUS: All hail the new CEO of Paramount Pictures… Richard from Nebraska! Hard Rain stars Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid, Ed Asner, Michael Goorjian, Dann Florek, Ricky Harris, Mark Rolston, Peter Murnik, Wayne Duvall, Richard Dysart, and Betty White as Doreen; directed by Mikael Salomon. Tickets on sale now for live shows in May and June! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor