We Hate Movies

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the Arnold-does-Bond spy thriller, True Lies! How great is Tom Arnold in this movie? Did they honestly think they could get away with portraying—WHOA! The bridge is out and this episode is for subscribers only! To access this full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded 4.27.22 at the Punchline Philly in Philadelphia, PA On this episode, it’s the out-RAGEOUS live show from Philly the guys did at the start of this year where they’re talking about the incredibly sad, Christmas-ish-set sequel, Rocky V! Written by Sly himself, shouldn’t the producers have honored his wishes and kept in the original ending with Rocky getting beaten to death in the street? How is Paulie not murdered by the entire family after this financial fiasco? Why didn’t Rocky think to do commercials in Japan or sell that robot to the military for cash? And is the Italian Stallion going back into his son’s room and checking out that sexy doodle of the French teacher again? PLUS: What if Paulie was possessed by the demon Pazuzu from The Exorcist?! Rocky V stars Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Sage Stallone, Tommy Morrison, Richard Gant, Tony Burton, Kevin Connolly, and. Burgess Meredith as The Ghost of Mickey; directed by John Avildsen. Perfect for your holiday shopping—check out the W

On this episode, the gang closes out We ❤️ Movies month with a banger episode on Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula! In the last great Coppola film, how incredible is it that they went so balls-to-the-wall with the sets, costumes, score, performances, cinematography, transitions, practical effects, et cetera? Does Sir Anthony Hopkins think he decided on doing a single accent in this movie or does he know it's three at once? How about that werewolf sex scene? And how cool are Dracula’s Gen-X sunglasses? PLUS: Introducing Professor Abraham Van Helsing and his noble Army of Dudes! Bram Stoker's Dracula stars Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, Richard E. Grant, Cary Elwes, Billy Campbell, Sadie Frost, Monica Bellucci, and Tom Waits as Renfield; directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Perfect for your holiday shopping—check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give on

On this episode, the guys welcome Will Menaker and Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House to chat about the absolute best surfer/cop action/drama, Point Break! What kind of a name is that to give Busey’s character? How terrible is Johnny Utah at going undercover? Should a 50 year-old man eat two meatball sandwiches before noon? How hilarious is Busey’s wardrobe? Is Utah the worst cop ever put to film? PLUS: It is high time we free Kathryn Bigelow from Movie Jail!   Point Break stars Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty, John C. McGinley, James Le Gros, John Philbin, Bojesse Christopher, Lee Tergesen, Anthony Kiedis, and Gary Busey as Angelo Pappas; directed by Kathryn Bigelow. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This month, on the patrons-only We HATE Movies selection, the guys are flipping the script to present an episode on the Rotten Rid extravaganza, Hannibal! Why doesn’t Lecter chow down on a single person in this “bigger and better” sequel? Couldn’t they have found anyone more appropriate to—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CLARICE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the gang chats about one of Wes Anderson’s best, the beloved family dramedy, The Royal Tenenbaums! How fantastic is all the storybook New York stuff? How many commercial V.O. gigs did this movie get Alec Baldwin? Don’t we all wish we had a javalina mounted in our house? Is “Wigwam” the worst Dylan song? How do you let a bird get kidnapped from your set? And wowza, how out-of-this-world are Anjelica Huston and Gene Hackman together? PLUS: A line of Owen Wilson movie-specific porno parodies? Sign us up!  The Royal Tenenbaums stars Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, Seymour Cassel, Kumar Pallana, Alec Baldwin, and Danny Glover as Henry Sherman; directed by Wes Anderson. Catch the guys on the road now—SLC tonight (11/15) and Phoenix this Thursday (11/17)! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by Bette

On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture! How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let Rand do her job? Has there been better model work in any other Trek movie? And can we please bring back—RED ALERT! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else, hop over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s WLM episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, New York Times columnist and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the fantastic crime drama, Thief! Does anyone else put process on screen like this, and is it even half as interesting as when Michael Mann does it? How incredible are Jim Belushi’s Hawaiian shirts in this movie? And does this film contain the best shotgun death in all of cinema? PLUS: How many real-life deadbeats can YOU count in the background? Thief stars James Caan, Tuesday Weld, Robert Prosky, James Belushi, Tom Signorelli, Dennis Farina, John Santucci, and Willie Nelson as Okla; directed by Michael Mann. Catch the guys on the road now—next stop Denver! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm   Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener fo

On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of the stone-cold classic, North by Northwest! With all his running around, how many opportunities does Roger Thornhill have to bathe throughout this movie? Is it possible to watch this start to finish without wanting a cocktail? And how realistic is it for someone to try and kill a guy by hitting him with a plane in a corn field? PLUS: Roger Thornhill meets the Men in Black! North by Northwest stars Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason, Jessie Royce Landis, Leo G. Carroll, Adam Williams, and Martin Landau as Leonard; directed by Alfred Hitchcock. Catch the guys on the road now—next stop Denver! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclu

On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord, weren’t there any other actors to play these kids? PLUS: Did the Leprechaun sink the Titanic?  Leprechaun 2 stars Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Adam Biesk, James Lancaster, Clint Howard, Jimmy Robertson, Al White, Tony Cox, and Sandy Baron as Morty; directed by Rodman Flender. Catch the guys on the road in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto—starting THIS WEEK! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/we

On this exciting edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game!  Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question for the gang? Then write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!  Catch the guys on the road in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto—starting THIS WEEK! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role of The Devil! The Exorcist III stars George C. Scott, Ed Flanders, Brad Dourif, Jason Miller, Nicol Williamson, Scott Wilson, Nancy Fish, George DiCenzo, Grand L. Bush, Mary Jackson, Tracy Thorne, and Harry Carey Jr. as Father Kanavan; directed by William Peter Blatty.   Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/list

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a movie theater concession stand! Halloween II stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer, Lance Guest, Pamela Susan Shoop, Hunter von Leer, Leo Rossi, Gloria Gifford, Tawny Moyer, Ana Alicia, Ford Rainey, Cliff Emmich, Nancy Stephens, and Dick Warlock as The Shape; directed by Rick Rosenthal. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.

On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are—LONNIE! GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE! THIS EPISODE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY! To instantly access the full-length ep on Halloween '78, along with countless hours of additional exclusive content, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online! Hellraiser: Bloodline stars Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Charlotte Chatton, Adam Scott, Kim Myers, Mickey Cottrell, Courtland Mead, Louis Mustillo, and Doug Bradley as Pinhead; directed by Kevin Yagher (as Alan Smithee). Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior! What’s with this obnoxious UV character and all his hype man stuff? How stupid was MGM thinking they could mindlessly strip 40 minutes out of this movie and have it still make sense? And why can’t we get any career justice for James Marsden? PLUS: The return of our beloved Egg Lawyer, this time playing Egg Principal!  Disturbing Behavior stars James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Bruce Greenwood, Steve Railsback, Katharine Isabelle, Ethan Embry, and William Sadler as Dorian Newberry; directed by David Nutter. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies Se

This week on We Hate Movies, the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life for this fourth film? PLUS: Shrek reviews the film adaptation of Room! Shrek Forever After stars Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Julie Andrew, John Cleese, Walt Dohrn, Jane Lynch, Craig Robinson, Lake Bell, Kathy Griffin, Mary Kay Place, Kristen Schaal, Meredith Vieira, Larry King, Ryan Seacrest, and Jon Hamm as Brogan; directed by Mike Mitchell. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies v

On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: The film features one of the most disgusting smoothies we’ve seen since End of Days!  Stone Cold stars Brian ‘The Boz’ Bosworth, William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, Sam McMurray, Richard Gant, Evan James, Paulo Tocha, David Tress, and Lance Henriksen as Chains; directed by Craig R. Baxley.  Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See om

On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies, the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLUS: The exciting reveal of Chris Cabin’s VHS Trailer Game victory Cameo!  Nothing But Trouble stars Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Valri Bromfield, Taylor Negron, Bertila Damas, Daniel Baldwin, Peter Aykroyd, and Brian Doyle-Murray; directed by Dan Aykroyd. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com

On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great does Aragorn—WHOA THERE, little hobbit, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.