I Don't Wanna Hear It

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 052 – The Straight Edge (Part 3): Gimmie Chocolate (featuring Matt Moment)Twenty-year edgeman Matt Moment joins us this week to prove that he’s as bad as the shit you breathe into your lungs and he will – figuratively speaking – fuck you up as bad as that pill on your tongue. This time we try not to push him too far as we discuss the straight edge from his unique and peaceful perspective. Will a consensus be reached, or will we forever be divided, cursed to be a part of this chemically tainted welfare generation? Crack open a non-alcoholic cold one, dear listener, for this, our final installment of das edge.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteCheck out Matt's podcasts:Smark of the BeastStay CuriousMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sound

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 051 – The Straight Edge (Part 2): An Environmentally Sustainable Salad Bar RevoltShane and Mikey continue to grind the edge this week as they delve into the dumbest and most mutated sub-genre of all time: hardline. Picture a Proud Boy covered in salad, slapping a beer out of your absent father’s hand and you’re there. That's right: it’s time to face the new law so let the roundups begin, you carnivorous cucks.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “T

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 050 – The Straight Edge (Part 1): Tween Idles and Lad GatheringTo commemorate reaching our fiftieth episode without completely imploding, we decided to tackle that most divisive of punk rock topics: the straight edge. So, put down the crack pipe and reach for an O’Douls, because this drug-free dive is a deep one. First stop, Snarkyville. Population: Ian MacKaye.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That J

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 049 - One and One Are Five: It’s Not All Meatballs and Two In the Back of the HeadThe shrieking horror of the holidays is nearly upon us – sort of like a hurricane made of candy canes, except they’re the really sharp ones that some kid gnawed on and stabbed into the couch when he found out the iPhone 11 wasn't under the tree. So, bearing that in mind, we’ve got some lists for all you jamokes who need to hear something other than your uncle spouting off about how if Trump just called him, he could build “that goddamn wall” for $1700 easy.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 048 – So Long and Thanks For All the Christmas SongsThis week we’re joining the war on Christmas with a blitzkrieg of sacrilegious, punk-as-fuck holiday tunes. Every mall Santa gets a boot to the dick as we remind everyone that the reason for the season is "gimmie gimmie gimmie, I need some more." Plus, who needs a jovial home invader when Jeff Bezos can just have a robot make another robot to fly your idiot Amazon purchases directly up your ass? Don’t ever try sliding down a chimney. You will asphyxiate on Christmas morning and your kids will never forgive you.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteI Don't Wanna Christmas PlaylistMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth a

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 047 - One and One Are Five: A Firestorm To Cleanse My Eyes“You know, we always called each other podcasters. Like you said to, uh, somebody, ‘You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a pod caster. He's one of us.’ You understand? We were podcasters. Mic talkers. But Shane and I could never be successful because we didn’t have enough listeners. It didn't even matter that Shane’s mother listened. To become a member of the podcast family you've got to have a lot of listeners so they can trace those ratings back to the actual statistics. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to talk. It's a license to do anything.”I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes Tha

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 046 - We All Switched Instruments and Played Covers of Our Own SongsWe’re joined this week by the Jesse, a.k.a. Shane’s brother, a.ka. the Lord of Naps, to recount some of our more disappointing out of town road trip and venue experiences. Rollins said to just “get in the van,” well I say “get in the van only after you make sure you have enough clean socks, a few granola bars, and a bar of soap and a jug of water to take a bum bath after the sweatiest basement show known to man.”I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 045 - One and One Are Five: Born Into This World ScreamingDespite the fact that reality appears to be collapsing in on itself like a dying star and we, as a society, are inexorably sliding toward the lip of a fanged abyss, we bring you lists of thanks this week. It is our hope that as the mind spiders begin to flay the fabric of time and space so that they may lay their festering eggs in our brain meat, these thankful picks will help you remember, "Hey, it isn't all bad. At least there's still stuff to buy." Happy Thanksgiving!I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteThe Fuck Off BooksMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Lice

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 044 - I Don't Know How We Never Set the Place On Fire: Tales From the Practice SpaceThis week we're jumping in a Tardis made of dogshit to Bill and Ted ourselves back to the miserable ratholes in which we squandered our youth: our practice spaces. No lean-to, hoarder garage, outhouse, or torture shack was too objectionable for us to plug our shit in and try to pretend, both literally and figuratively, that the roof wasn't caving in.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’e

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 043 - One and One Are Five: A Law of DessertsWe've returned from our sabbatical, refreshed, renewed, and teeming with lists for you and your ears. We were so bored we were this close to murder/suicide by city bus. This close.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 042 - We Are But Dust Motes In the Wind: A Conversation About Horror MoviesWhether it's a blood-covered, apron-clad freak or an old lady crawling across your ceiling like a dusty bug, Shane and Mikey are probably scared of it. This week our two intrepid hosts break down all the different movies that make them shart fear.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 041 - I Don't Wanna Play It: Space Hell's the WorstFrequent guest and professional talking face Matt Moment joins us once again to talk real life paranormal experiences and video games designed to make you fill your pants with shits. The power of Christ compels you, noobs.Check out Matt's podcasts:Smark of the BeastStay CuriousI Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Coul

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 040 - One and One Are Five: I Don't Have To Do ThatThis week we crack open the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis to bludgeon you with our lists of terror. So maybe do yourself a favor and don't listen too attentively - you know, maybe put us on in the background while you reorganize your computer desktop. I'm just saying you should probably keep the volume low so we don't inadvertently transform you into a Kandarian Demon. All I'm saying.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,”

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 039 - Deep Dives For Dummies: AFIThis week we're doing an awkward bellyflop into the Hot Topic clearance bin so we can talk at great length about the patron saints of Halloweentown. That's right, we're covering everyone's favorite Spencer's Gifts goth punks: AFI. So all you little Eddie Munsters don't forget your lip gloss, it's time to GAW GAW because the darkness calls.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold R

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 038 - Please Don't Kill Me: Six Tales of Musical MurderShane and Mikey kick off their month-long celebration of horror and death by digging deep into their bloodstained potato sack for some tales of musical murder and mayhem. So make sure you check under the bed and in the closet and whatever you do, don't touch that weird fucking puzzle box unless you want a fishhook enema. We're going full werewolf bar mitzvah on this motherfucker.And we'd also like to say R.I.P. to one of the greats, Sid Haig, who went to that great, big murder ride in the the sky on September 21, 2019. We'll miss you, big guy, but where you're going there's enough fried chicken and tutti-fuckin'-frutti to go around for every man, woman, child, and homicidal clown. It just tastes so damn good!I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,”

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 037 - So Long and Thanks For All the Songs: Journey To the End of Our Formative YearsThis week we each try to list ten of our favorite punk rock tunes in an obsessively compulsive way, not unlike when you leave the house and aren't sure the door's locked so you go back and check it - one, two, three - and you say, "Yeah, that's locked," but then you get two blocks down the street and you think, "Well, the last time I turned the doorknob it felt a little squishy," so you drive back to your house and try the knob again - one, two, three - and now you're sure it's locked so you get back in your car, but as you're about to turn the key in the ignition you think, "Maybe, I should check it just one more time," so you do - one, two, three - and this time you manage to get halfway to work before the shrieking klaxon devil voice in your head starts telling you that the coffee pot's still on...I Don’t Wanna Hear I

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 036 - Straight To Your Face: Everyone Is Human MeatMikey is left to his own devices this week as Shane rockets to doctor stardom. So you, dear listener, are left with the sound of one hand not exactly clapping, but instead grasping at invisible straws as the weight of our eventual dissolution becomes clear. A.B.S., people. Always be screaming.I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Cou

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 035 - One and One Are Five: Ever Eat Popcorn At the Beach?"Aye, listen and you may die. Turn this episode off and you'll live - at least a while. And bored in your cubicles many moments from now, would you be willing to trade all the minutes from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our countdown episodes!"I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “C'est Chaud,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “5 O'clock Shadow,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 034 - Punk Rock You Like A HurricaneIn this, our first and probably last hurricane special, we discuss the unique nature of being in an abusive relationship with the swampy gooch known as the state of Florida. Hey Dorian: you're a real jerk, you know that?I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “C'est Chaud,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “5 O'clock Shadow,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move.” Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”

I Don't Wanna Hear It PodcastEpisode 033 - One and One Are Five: I'm Not Doing A Dance About ItAs Hurricane Dorian barrels toward those of us dumb enough to still reside on America's penis, we give these lists unto you, dear listener, so that we may live forever. Heed our picks and listen to our shit in these, our last moments before Florida gets nature slapped yet again.Oh and next week's episode may be a bit delayed depending on whether or not our roofs stay where they're supposed to. Check our Instagram (@idontwannahearitpod) for the latest on our inevitable demise. Our doom awaits us, jud-jud-juh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh...I Don’t Wanna Hear It official websiteMusical Attribution: “C'est Chaud,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “5 O'clock Shadow,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move.” Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Lice