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I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast147 – One and One Are Five: New Jersey Michael’s Submarine SandwichesJust in time for turkey day, here’s ten not shitty things we’re thankful for. Instead of speaking to your family this Thanksgiving listen to us yammer on as you gorge your gullet. It’s not like you talk to your relatives anyway: Uncle George went full Q and Aunt Beatrice died in the bath. Fuck these people.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Crystal’s CakesChurch of MiseryTrash TalkBlack Friday Death CounterMy Work Is Not Yet Done by Thomas LigottiFarewell by Minus the BearRed Letter MediaDead MeatDescender by Jeff LemireAscender by Jeff LemireEverything’s Eventual by Stephen KingFollow Wasteland @wastelandpod on InstagramWasteland Podcast on SpotifySome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not D

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast146 – The Idiot’s Guide To Touring: Because If You Go On Tour, You’re An IdiotThis week we’re hitting the road from the comfort of our homes to bring you our top ten tips for doing the dumbest thing ever: touring. Each one of these entries is hand-crafted to keep you from smelling like shit, dying in a horrific van accident, and spilling the blood of your idiot bandmates. Seriously, it's a real nightmare out there. Sometimes... home is better.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Radical by Every Time I DieSelf-Titled by Private HellNo Echo interview with Nancy Crozier of Days SpentTourist by Days Spent2 Songs by ContactSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast145 – One and One Are Five: Dr. Spiker’s Cakey Cookies“You know that host that used to talk a lot? Every night he'd be on the show, listin' what he's got. Man, when I tell you those lists were cool, they were read hot. I mean, they were streamin'. The lists are back in town, the lists are back in town.” Thank you. I’ll see myself out.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Bosse-de-NageThe ImplantsThe Graduate Hotel in FayettevilleA Tear In the Fabric of Life by Knocked LooseBlood Harmony by Dave HauseWu-Tang RPGSinfeld RemasteredReal Life TakenSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby Yo

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast144 – The Saw Is Family (featuring Chris Tharp)We’ve decided to lob one more pumpkin bomb at you for the Halloween season: a lengthy discussion about the gloriously demented Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, featuring our resident film expert Chris Tharp.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:“In April” by Anxious directed by Chris TharpSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mor

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast143 – One and One Are Five: I’m Vengeance, BuddyWe’re wrapping up Halloween season with a spooky One and One for you and those home intruders you haven’t noticed yet to listen to. You’re not imagining things. They’re there. How did you not see the guy with the potato sack on his head? I mean, is this show that engrossing? Take stock of your surroundings – Jesus!Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:OriginThose Poor BastardsThe WailingBlood On the HarpThe Art of Drowning by AFIOld Gods of AppalachiaThe White VaultThe Black TapesLovecraft CountryThe Batman trailer #2Ghostbusters: Afterlife trailerHalloween Kills trailerSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon req

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast142 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Mayhem and Norwegian Black Metal (Part 2)This week we conclude our depraved dive into the blood-soaked, death-obsessed world of Norwegian black metal assholes Mayhem. The shadow of the horns has fallen so let the murder and arson commence.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:videCoupletDeathcrush by MayhemBurzum/Aske by BurzumA Blaze In the Northern Sky by DarkthroneIn the Nightside Eclipse by EmperorDiabolical Fullmoon Mysticism by ImmortalFrost by EnslavedDark Medieval Times by SatyriconThe Satanist by BehemothThe Wild Hunt by WatainBeyond the Apocalypse by 1349...And Again Into the Light by PanopticonTwo Hunters by Wolves In the Throne RoomWhen Life Comes To Death by Young and In the WaySome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast141 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Mayhem and Norwegian Black Metal (Part 1)This week we have heeded the whispers of Yggdrasil and loosed the blood, fire, and death that is Norwegian Black Metal. We tell the oft-told story of those shaved cats known as Mayhem, only this time with more dick jokes. Let the great shrieking of the Drekavac mix with the thunder of Slepner’s hooves because the Northern Darkness is now upon us, yon goons.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Playlist:Black Metal EsstentialsThis one isn't our personal playlist, but it's a great place to start if you're a black metal novice. There's a good mix of classic and proto black metal like Mayhem, Darkthrone, Hellhammer, and Venom, plus some newer "blackened" stuff like Behemoth.Episode Links:End

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast140 – Buzz Bin of Horror (Volume 2): Vincent Price and the Thin MoustachesWe put the torch to the bonfire of this deep, dark, and spooky ooky season with a return to the Buzz Bin of Horror. We present to you six (sometimes) intentionally upsetting videos from the edgiest decade of all. The terror will consume you as we dissect the minutia of these overblown freshman film school projects. Let the blood spill, you pigs.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Lowest CreatureBetter Off“Until It Sleeps” by Metallica“One” by Metallica“Jeremy” by Pearl Jam“You Could Be Mine” by Guns N’ Roses“Heart-Shaped Box” by Nirvana“Been Caught Stealing” by Jane’s AddictionSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. Lic

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast139 – One and One Are Five: Heaven Is Missing An Angel(Audio fixed.)This week we’re doing what we do every week: trying to make our mark in the dust of an uncaring podscape. While legions of listeners hit “next” on their Spotify players, as they wile away the hours on their elliptical machines, we’ll continue voicing our keening shrieks into the blackness, lost in time... and space... and... meaning.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:ViolationPolar Bear Club“Anti-Complicity Anthem” by IgniteThe KillerEternal Blue by SpiritboxThe Lurking FearRaptor WhalePlayersSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby Yo

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast138 – The Greatest Records of the Year So Far (Fall 2021): He’s Got Milk FaceYou let Spotify tell you what to listen to right? So, why not listen to two actual human beings who are well-versed in meaningless bullshit tell you the same? No? Well, when the robots rise as one don’t say we didn’t warn you.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:D.O.G.Thirty Nights of ViolenceDraw Down the Moon by FoxingGlow On by TurnstileVI by the BronxKill Grid by EnforcedBless My Psyche by Sincere EngineerPrimordial Arcana by Wolves In the Throne RoomNo Way Out But Through by Face To FaceWelcome To the Nightmare by Section H8Some of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Cl

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast137 – One and One Are Five: Adding To the PileWe’re back with another episode, right on time to brighten the grey expanse that your life has now become. Or maybe it’s the other way around and if we didn’t record this nonsense every week, we might actually crumble under an invisible, unfathomable weight that tries to crush the light from our souls every second of every day. It’s one or the other. It has to be.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Zombie ApocalypsePsyopusEli Roth’s History of Horror UncutWhen Churchill Slaughtered Sheep and Stalin Robbed A Bank by Giles MiltonBattle Born by the KillersJane Doe by ConvergeSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon r

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast136 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Disembodied and Martyr A.D.We embark on a long overdue yawping descent into hell to tell the story of two of the most harrowing metalcore bands of our time: Disembodied and Martyr A.D. Let the demons run amok as we open a Lament Configuration filled to the brim with jud juds, wah-na-nas, and bloody fishhooks for your face. Your suffering will be legendary, even in podcast hell.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Playlist:So Myad, So Syad: Disembodied and Martyr A.D. Episode Links:Drug ToiletThe Drew Thompson FoundationBrother’s KeeperSunny Day Real EstateSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On t

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast135 – One and One Are Five: I Think There’s Fish PeopleAllow us to be the first to welcome you to another week of beige, cubicle nothingness and barely glimpsed, corner-of-your-eye terrors. Are you driving to work right now? Then why are you looking at this? Look, if you’re ready to just pull the wheel that’s between you and your god. Just leave us the hell out of it.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:The Minor TimesSighBoston Dynamics YouTube ChannelBlack Myth: Wukong trailerFound Audio by N.J. CampbellThe Fisherman by John LanganLike No UdderThe Sinking CityNespresso Vertuo NextThe BronxSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast134 – Guilt Free LP's 2: Guilt Free or Die HardWe’re back with another list of uncool records that prove we’re poser jabronis who don’t know how to punk.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:Potato ChipGridironGarrett DaleBlonde by Frank OceanYouth by MatisyahuWhat To Do When You Are Dead by Armor For SleepPronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd by Lynyrd SkynyrdYourself or Someone Like You by Matchbox 20Born To Run by Bruce SpringsteenSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Ja

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast133 – One and One Are Five: You Know, I Think I’m Tired of Having Fun“Tell me a tale of yourself, so that I might know thee.”“I have none to tell, only these lists.”“Get thee from mine eyes, jabroni dick.”Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:DissectionMoving MountainsCylinder IdiotFoxingThe Hi-Pointe BarbershopTrue Crime and Wine Savannah Pub CrawlSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little

Shane is in Savannah this week housing mint juleps and looking for the Forrest Gump bench. So, here's another taste of the Patreon: our guide to pool hopping. FYI: fully understanding this primer really depends on how white trash you are.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Some of our old bands that don't suck are on Spotify! More to come!Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “It Feels Like Love,” “I Told You,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “Am

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast132 – One and One Are Five: Who Gave Me the Gift of Consciousness?Shane’s computer crashed during this recording, so we ended up having to use the audio from the Zoom call. Our apologies. Soon, we will return to our normal pristine sound. Oh, here’s some goddamn lists.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Episode Links:The WrensAlabama ThunderpussyStand For Something Or Die For Nothing by Street DogsDave HauseAbraxas BooksAll God’s CreaturesThe WireTony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 (Switch)Thomas LigottiLokiSome of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blue

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast131 – Roadtrip!This week we're taking our show on the road! Enjoy our highway banter and the questionable audio quality.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Some of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowEpisode Playlist:The RoadMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”Check Us Out:PatreonSixth and Center PublishingMusical Attribution:Licensed through NEOSounds.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the M

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast130 – The Greatest Records of the Year So Far (Summer 2021): Bury It Like A BodyYou can certainly tell summer is here because the planet is flooding, yet still somehow on fire, and we’re back with our mid-year, best of 2021 picks.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Some of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowEpisode Links:Self-Titled by Law of PowerAggression Continuum by Fear FactoryDamnation No Longer Hurts by RejoiceCrime and Punishment by Regional Justice CenterSweep It Into Space by Dinosaur Jr.Borf by BorfDark In Here by The Mountain GoatsBetween the Richness by FiddleheadTurnstile Love Connection by TurnstileTurn Up That Dial by The Dropkick MurphysWhen God Was Great by The Mighty Mighty BosstonesAnd Again Into the Light by PanopticonMusical Attributi

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast129 – One and One Are Five:  You Ripped My ShirtAnother week and it's another One and One for you to play softly in the background while your life crumbles.Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium.Some of our old bands are on Spotify:Absent FriendsWe’re Not DeadYears From NowEpisode Links:The BroadwaysSmoke Or FireCafé Con LecheMarano’s CBDWhalebone MagazineSection H8Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo DollsBeyond the Black RainbowMandyInside by Bo BurnhamElden Ring trailerThe Many Saints of Newark trailerInsomnia by Stephen KingMusical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request.“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes T