Junkfood Cinema

Load up the wagon and take a road trip with Brian and Cargill as they sit in The Way Way Back!Batten down the hatches and prepare for Hurricane Janney! Support us on Patreon! 

June Hackmonth wraps up...in July?Merry HACKmas in July!!! This week, Gene works on a mystery without any clues in Night Moves! Support us on Patreon!

In this glorious return of The Double Stuff, Brian & Weinberg are foolishly permitted to drive James Garner's Tank! This episode is dedicated to the great Lalo Schifrin.Support us on Patreon! 

As June Hackmonth continues, Brian and Cargill invite you to join their family and have an absolutely fabulous farcical time in The Birdcage! Don't be afraid of our natural heat.Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill continue June Hackmonth as they hit the field with The Replacements! It's one of the greatest football movies of all time without even breaking a sweat...I mean the players probably sweat but...you know what I mean! No scabs, all flab! Support us on Patreon!

Brian and Cargill embark on their month long celebration of the legendary Gene Hackman. First up, the movie that reminded us that deserve's got nothing to do with it...and that there's a difference between an El Camino and a Gran Torino?Anyone who doesn't listen and share this episode will be Unforgiven. Support us on Patreon!

Brian & Cargill sit atop a pale horse and become death...ly afraid of the notion of a Clint Eastwood ninja turtle in this week's excursion with the Pale Rider!Support us on Patreon!

Brian & Cargill come ridin' into town to prove that the good stuff CAN last a long time...provided that good stuff is Lawrence Kasden's Silverado!Or, as Brian calls it...The Big SilSupport us on Patreon!

Brian & Cargill are joined by editor/friend-of-the-show Greg MacLennan to go mano y mano...y mano with one of the greatest sports film gems of all time: Gladiator!Justice for Romano! Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill battle roller-Nazis in the not-too-distant future.So, ya know, it's a normal weekday.

Brian and Cargill skate past the flaws of--and quench their thirst for--the wild and wonderful post-apocalyptic mania of Solarbabies! Seriously, what's going on with that torture robot?!!Support us on Patreon! 

In honor of the late Val Kilmer, Brian and Cargill celebrate the many disguises of his Simon Templar in 1997's The Saint. It's like 12 performances in one! Bask in the cold fusion confusion! Support us on Patreon!

Brian & Cargill (aka The Parker Brothers) take another gritty, violent trip to Westlake with Point Blank! I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren'tcha?Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match.Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time!Support us on Patreon! Follow Ryan on Instagram!See him in action at TNA: Rebellion on April 27th!!!

Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the...mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth! Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang! Support us on Patreon...if you're not a narc. 

Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD! It's like...Irritated Max.Support us on Patreon!

In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! Scotty doesn't know why donuts should be avoided...but you soon will.Support us on Patreon! 

Long live the new episode! Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is...a whale of a time.I apologize for nothing.Support us on Patreon!

Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night. So. Many. Red. Herrings.Support us on Patreon, eh?