The Takeaway Table Podcast

As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.CHAPTERS00:16 - Stop horsing around 01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now 02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words 07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood 09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel 10:15 - I want to eat your Ma 12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable 18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef 24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s ho