Cheeky Ballboys

Transfers that didn't happen; the inevitability of Lukaku's second game in Italy; Donkey of the Week: Phil Neville! 

The boys uploaded this one late, but its filled with goodies. Jake's voice cracks in the intro and it only goes up from there. International rosters for upcoming qualifiers; U.S. Open Cup final and a question about neutral finals; Champions League Groups; King Eric's speech wasn't really that dense a the draw ceremony; is there something about the modern game that will prevents another Cantona?

The boys are back, its all pretty haphazard today, but they get through it. EPL has started; MLS is censoring their "hip" fans; other stuff.

Woah this one is pretty late. The Ballboys review USA France WC QF; determine the ladies are, "Monstars," and you may as well stop listening after that but if you must you'll hear some 3 week old soccer news of no interest.

Number 20; The ballboys provide their way too late WC final review; the Ballboys mainly discuss how impressive the Women's roster as a whole maintained their DGAF level of partying on their victory tour; Why can't the NWSL be profitable, really tell us why, all of these women seemed capable of making money off of themselves; Transfer news.

The Ballboys are getting after it. Jake actually uploaded the episode Thursday night after recording and he an Bob kept it short and sweet this week. USA Men's first Gold Cup match Vs. Guyana; impressive debutants and dual nationals representing the US; some vague 2022 roster projections; the US Women's dominant close out game in the group stage Vs. Sweden; Tobin Heath is a chill Cali chick who steals peoples souls/probably also uses a vape pen with "CBD" for "recovery"; The best two teams in this World Cup really do play for the US; Knockout round projections.

The boys discuss Jeremy Ebobisse; MAGA Chuds; Transfer news and implications; Women's World Cup roundup and the best and worst 13-0 celebration takes as a result of the US Ladies statement game against Thailand.

Kind of a bummer of a Champions League Final for neutral observers and Spurs fans; US Mens U-20 result against France; US Mens Gold Cup Roster; Nations League excitement and young talent; Womens World Cup thoughts; and Eden Hazard has been named the Ballboys' captain of their 2018/2019 All Ass 11.

This week the ballboys discuss 32 teams for the 2022 world cup, and how 48 will make it suck in 2026; your weekly dose of Abu Dhabi Group Hate; Serie A; Champions League Final; big talk about all the research we're gonna do to prepare for the Women's wWorld Cup this summer.

Bob's trip to Seattle; Champions League Final previews; Ed Woodward Celebrity Banker and more. The ballboys are back after a short break!

The Ballboys are back from Hiatus, but don't worry, Bob didn't get hit in the face with anything, we just have poor planning skills. USWNT World Cup Roster; Champions League Roundup; and Donkey of the Week Saudi Arabia (New T-shirt idea, "Launder your Cultural Capital") Enjoy!

Ooh Baby... You know, sometimes the ballboys have a production meeting Wednesdays, during which they really plan their discussions. Our lack of production meeting is evident, at the very least in the run time of this weeks episode. Champions League Roundup and Jake's disappointing "Troops" impression from Arsenal Fan TV; A Manchester United 20-or so minutes/Bob's burning it all down; MLS expansion to 30 teams?

The Champions League Anthem and Quarterfinals; Bob actually watched an MLS game and Jake got a little too much sun while he watched the NYCFC/Red Bulls identity crisis early in the MLS season; Gold Cup groups; and no serious socio-political discussions, but a well deserved Donkey of the Week. Also, Wrestlemania.

Luna Bars fixing wage inequality, Strikers that age like fine wine, Calcio and racism, more racism. Comrade Bob is in full force!

USMNT Roundup, Bob's crush on England, Donkey of the week, plus a few digressions into ageless Italian strikers and beautiful chipped finishes.

Corrections! USMNT Euro Roster, International Break Foot-In-Mouth Disease, A Little Wolverhampton Wanderers History (Small Market Teams), and the First Donkey of the Week in a while!

Champions League Roundup, Fallen Heroes and Fan Entitlement. This episode ain't too cheeky, but we got MUSIC. What's Up!?! The Ballboys have some incredibly talented friends and they've got a theme song.

The Ballboys are back after a weeks hiatus because Bob was wounded by children; Bob and Jake talk Olivia Moultrie; Jake forgets to use his microphone; CONCACAF and UEFA Champions league roundup; and a brief games of the week roundup.

Bob and Jake give some love to soccer's Man in Black, the Argentine Johnny Cash: DIego Simeone; Champions league roundup and and history (did you know there has been a CL tournament in the Western Hemisphere since 1962? Find out about it Bob had no idea either.); Donkey of the Week: Manchester United fans who want their own gulf state sponsor; Piatek's Volley :)

Bob and Jake are hitting their stride with their socio-politically inspired soccer topics, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez doesn't have shit on Bob's Lefty credentials. Also, Champions League Roundup, Aaron Ramsey gets paid/Juventus is a well run club, Donkey of the Week: VAR, Games of the Week and Bleacher Report's soccer coverage is just the worst.