Keep Up! Podcast

Episode 50 All of the above: An Excuse to add a D option to a Multiple Choice Test. Timmy: Hey dude, What'd you put for number 7? Jack: All of the Above man, It's the only logical one! Timmy: Good thinking. Wtf happened? Notre Dame is burning down Redacted Mueller Report “Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.” Olsen Twins movies coming to Hulu Wtf did ! Hear? DYSFUNCTIONAL by KAYTRANADA Caved in and got Tidal for this one song….. Spotify Rewind 2010 and 2011 Playlist: Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga Wtf did ! Watch? GOT Season 8 Premiere Barry Season 2 Sabrina Season 2 Parker Lewis Can’t Lose Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Wtf did ! Go? Baby Shower - Lights on Kent Surprise Birthday Party Genesis Genius INC @TRCS My kitchen, for a change Wtf did ! Say? Fast food around the world Double Triple Photos Strongest person you ever knew Re: New Yorkers on the train

An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit infidelity, not just one. "I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect." "Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?" Wtf happened? Team Building Trump’s visit to Mount Vernon Wtf did ! Hear? Make it better - Anderson Paak & Smokey Robinson/Alchemist Patience - Tame Impala Wtf did ! Watch? The Deuce Book of Mormon Again Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor Wtf did ! Go? Excelsior Preparatory High School @genesisgenuis The Tempest - The Public Theater Mobile Unit Wtf did ! Say? Positivity is fine, but when you feel you need to outdo others with how great your life is, it could mean you’re trying to cover up feelings of inadequacy. WE. SEE. YOU. DO YOU SEE YOU? ❤️ “You don’t need a ‘Grease’ prequel, there’s literally a whole song that already explains it!!!” @McHenryJD

Living the dream - Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives. Wtf happened? Walk on by that baby carriage (FB Post) Elizabeth Hasselbeck and dangerous abortion myths Wtf did ! Hear? Rabbit Hole - Jenny Lewis R.I.P. Nipsey Hussle Old Town Road - Remix Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus Wtf did ! Watch? Sorry to Bother You Dumbo (old and new) RHONJ Reunion Parts 1 & 2 Wtf did ! Go? The PIT - The Chris and Paul Show Wtf did ! Say? I don't know who needs to see this but..... stop bleaching your skin. Ugly people are always advocating for each other. “Evangelicals spent decades warning us about the anti-christ. When he showed up, they elected him President.” -Bishop Talbert SwanBilly

Episode 47 Cliche Brief: Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced Wtf happened? Mueller Report The Jussie Smollett Rollercoaster Wtf did ! Hear? Hi this is Flume - Flume 123456 - Fitz and the Tantrums Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - Logic Scooby Doo papa Prime J.Lo conspiracy theory Wtf did ! Watch? US Ted Bundy Tapes Murder at 1600 Scent of a Woman Sharp Objects Finale A Very English Scandal Wtf did ! Go? H&R Block Gayridge Massage Opening Day Wtf did ! Say? Sometimes you gotta fuck someone to do your taxes. “I’m not leaving the lobsters: that’s who I am.”

Wtf happened? Ancestry.com Instagram idiot Wtf did ! Hear? Sally Walker - Iggy Azalea Lo/Hi - Black Keys High on You - Survivor Wtf did ! Watch? You were never really here Abducted In Plain Sight Captain Marvel A.P. Bio Stop being so quick to make a movie or show recommendation. Wtf did ! Go? Frida Khalo Brooklyn Museum Ile Performance El Barrio Museo Superhero at Second Stage Brooklyn Botanical Garden Wtf did ! Say? "I'm used to a certain lifestyle" Really mans I need a man to pay for a majority of my shit to be happy. “We officially need to move to The Netherlands and never come back”

Wtf happened? Blocked on Twitter Apologizing for an apology Aunt Becky going to jail Wtf did ! Hear? Ile Air Supply -  Making Love Out of Nothing at All Wtf did ! Watch? Captain Marvel Winter's Bone Period. End of Sentence Bachelor Finale Wtf did ! Go? Elton John The Play That Goes Wrong Alita: Battle Angel Wtf did ! Say? Some people look the same as their before photos and nothing like their baby photos. “If I give you my sperm, will the baby look like me?”

Wtf happened? Keep that same energy (Baby August) Trump called Tim Cook “Tim Apple”, CEO of Lockheed Martin, “Marilyn Lockheed”, etc. Wtf did ! Hear? 2 Chainz Solange Pharrell's New Music Festival Why Should I Worry? From “Oliver and Company” -Billy Joel, Dan Hartman, Charlie Midnight Wtf did ! Watch? Leaving Neverland USA Skate Spielberg vs. Netflix More Bachelor Wtf did ! Go? Russian Tea Room Group Kid Improv at the Pit Devils Game Wtf did ! Say? If your eatery serves soup and sandwiches and doesn't have a half sandwich and soup combo, you need to get outta #NYC asap (missing napkins, cutlery, and extra sauce) “Straight people will say that LGBT education isn't aged appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a girlfriend” -@Samicure

Keep Calm and Napalm (YouTube) Episode 43 XL!!! Wtf happened? Gagging on the truth (Bachelor party and San Diego Zoo cup) Destination wedding in Little Midwest (a.k.a our resort in the DR) Wtf did ! Hear? Hopelessly Devoted - Olivia Newton John as sung by the same bitch two nights in a row at Karaoke Wtf did ! Watch? 8th Grade Bright Wtf did ! Go? Interview with Andrew from @poopersguide Wtf did ! Say? “Que lo que wa wa wa”

Wtf happened? Friendship or Philanthropy? Excuses for tardiness Wtf did ! Hear? Cancel King of Pop or King of Hip-Hop/R&B? Wtf did ! Watch? Greenbook Wtf did ! Go? Jayme away in the Dominican Republic Vegan Brunch cancelled Wtf did ! Say? Fucking in the shower is awkward Trying not to try too hard. “I don’t to be real in other people’s lives. I want to be an apparition.” @KarlLagerfeld #RIP

Wtf happened? • Fake gurus • If low cost of living is a high priority in your personal life, NYC isn't the place for you. Wtf did ! Hear? Grammy's Recap Songs we're jamming to Albums released this week Ariana Grande - Thank you, next LP Wtf did ! Watch? Mandy Wtf did ! Go? VDay for Jayme recap Wtf did ! Say? • Neighbor had zero fruit. • Mom would scare away VD • Rather than unfriend people, I repost the racist, xenophobic, sexist things they send me to other social media platforms to expose them like a dickpick in a group chat. • Pissing contest in every corporate setting. • Starting a business with family and friends

Wtf happened? • Ran into an ex and matched her childhood friend on hinge. • McDonald's New Zealand killing my dream in voiceover. • New job Ego finesse with college friend. • Super Bowl tits Wtf did ! Hear? • Grammy Rappers absence • Ariana Grande Production and tattoo snafu • Big Pun over Biggie? 19 year anniversary of death. Wtf did ! Watch? Velvet Buzzsaw Life in itself Clemency Patrick Melrose Schitts Creek BCS -- Breaking Bad movie in the works Movies to watch for Oscars Greenbook The Favourite The Wife Tully A Private War Destroyer Can you ever forgive me? Vice The Old Man and the Gun Stan & Ollie Beautiful Boy Boy Erased At Eternity's Gate Isle of Dogs Never Look Away Girl Capernaum Mirai Shop Lifters Wtf did ! Go? Self care Shine Just Women HR Event Wtf did ! Say? • Asking too many questions • Have to be cocky • I don't date people near Valentine's day

New Year, Same ol' V Wtf happened? Year in News Xmas Recap Wtf did ! Hear? 2018 Rewind Spotify Wtf did ! Watch? If Beale Street Could Talk Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse Mary Poppins Returns (don't tap me) Birdbox Wtf did ! Go? Snoop Dogg NYE Wtf did ! Say? • You are an alcoholic if you have a favorite bartender #gigglefit • Teaching moms slang- my mom was trying to say big dick energy but she couldn’t remember it and she goes “is that fat dick spirit” (Mama) • Remember when @Disney showed us how horrible an idea it was to make their masterpieces into live action films? @Dumbo might be the only one that might prevail out of the ashes. #StopExtinction • Only your friend can shit on their own country. Thanks to my fans for heading with me into the new year. Shut the fuck up, listen up and Keep UP! with StillVinSane

Wtf happened? I hate Xmas albums Mistletoads Holiday Parties not being called xmas. NY pot laws and Josh Gordon NFL. Wtf did ! Hear? Fuck you, next... @ArianaGrande @therealmichaelrappaport @starbucks Cardi B & Offset Rolling Loud Joe Budden and Cyn Santana Wtf did ! Watch? Into the Spiderverse A very Deadpool Xmas Aquaman Wtf did ! Go? Binghamton NY When the guest room is too nice. You know the husband sleeps in it often. Wtf did ! Say? I can’t help the poor if I’m one of them. So I’m going to get rich and give back to me that’s a the win-win @blackexpat Black Santa Black Jesus & Friends Uncle gift theif Regifting

Wtf happened? • You know someone is going through some shitty times if they post throwback pictures daily for a week straight. • He doesn’t lie to spare your feelings. He lies because he’s a fucking liar. • If you take up two seats, you deserve to stand. Wtf did ! Hear? Hooligans- Vic Mensa Some Rap Songs- Earl Sweatshirt Sick Boy- Chainsmokers Wtf did ! Watch? Roma - Netflix Wtf did ! Go? A booed Up Xmas Party • Checks my own sign, then my girl.... yes! • Hey people who know astrology shit. I've been having alot of feelings lately. What planets can I blame that on? • Run if she mentions her crystal collection after zodiac sign. • Astrology is 100% real unless I don't agree with it. [BuzzFeed]

Wtf happened? Smooth Fucking Jazz What if the loud speaker music on the bus or train was dope? Un poquito/coquito (the gateway drug) Kills me when people say in the past was a more "innocent" time. Using a snowstorm to plaster a woman into hooking up should be creepy in any period. - Baby it's Cold Outside Kohls Uber Rewards Wtf did ! Hear? Grammy 2019 Nominations Wtf did ! Watch? Golden Globe Nominations 2019 Wtf did ! Say? • Is it wrong if I can't support an ugly trans? • Penis cleaner in the condom aisle • Half blowjobs • On-boarding people to take your job. • Living the scam life and being shocked when you're not paid accordingly when you know damn well you ain't qualified. • Forgetting your lie and living it. • Bold enough to post it, too misinformed to defend it. • If you refuse to be an occasional matchmaker, you don't deserve hot friends.

Wtf did ! Say? Camp stories: Roosevelt High Crew Shibley Olympics Goose Cup Arcade room sex Billy the Creep and my interview The Vault Bachelor Phil

Let's get campy! Wtf happened? Heimlich maneuver Peanut Allergies Wtf did ! Hear? Spotify Release Wire Albums Released this week. Go to song (Phil and Jeff) Championships- Meek Mill Wtf did ! Watch? Ralph Breaks the Internet Robin Hood Do you wanna see a dead body? YouTube Making A Murderer 2 Narcos: Mexico Wtf did ! Go? Medford NY Jeff's House

Only the wrong survive!  Wtf happened?  • Bill Maher Stan Lee Blog post • Religious missionary island hopper.  • Amazon gentrification. White people getting the origins of Queen Latifah and Run DMC wrong. • Deadspin: Harvard Touchdown Called Back After Running Back Flipped Yale's Defense The Bird. • https://deadspin.com/harvard-touchdown-called-back-after-running-back-flippe-1830515819 • Kim Porter dying. Cassie comfort. Mase still alive. • Social Media background check on gun purchases. Wtf did ! Hear? Jill Scott vs Karen O deep throat Metro Boomin Not all heroes where capes. Delta - Mumford and sons (Philly Joey) Torey Lanez vs Joyner Lucas Love me now -Torey Lanez  Thrice- Big Krit Diplomatic Ties - Dipset  Wtf did ! Watch?  Bodyguard A Fantastic Woman Cobra Kai YouTube Creed II  Wtf did ! Go? Dipset Black Friday So done with friendsgiving  Wtd did ! Say? • One bless you us fine and so is a thank you.  • People who feel you are obligated to thank or talk to them.  • Kicked the environmentalist in th

Episode 33 Do as I say and fuck what I do. Monologue • Pause • People mistake what they enjoy with what's quality. • Retiring early (LIRR Bose) • Wearing dope stuff will have too many people trying to talk to you. High school Hype Beast • Veterans Day Jason Kipnis blowing up bros spot. • Ilan Omar anti-Semitic lie. Zionism • Vape life (FDA vs JUUL) • Amazon relocation. NYC can't be a global city if its filled with small businesses. Does Virginia need it? Newark was in the running. Wtf did ! Hear? Albums Released this week Spotify Release Radar Wtf did ! Watch? Girl in the Spider Web Overlord A level action B Movie fun Zombies vs the Paranormal The Grinch Kids were jealous of my Alist membership Wtf did ! Go? Kickball End of the year party. Wtd did ! Say? • You can pickle anything and you can make a Ted Talk out of everything. Monica Lewinsky and Marijuana • Elder millennial advice. • Bad classroom management • Taking the nap of doom. • It's never just one thing that did you in. • Girls g

Nothing really matters and nothing is ever nothing. Wtf happened? • Rest in Power Stan Lee • I bid you I don't • When a homeless person gets turned down and still says god bless... I don't deserve that! • You can feel superior and it's alright to feel inferior. • Sending vibes as if its tangible. • Is it ok to call out a camel toe? • My racist dog from Indiana • Jeff Sessions. Florida, Texas and Georgia. Wtf did ! Hear? Billboard Album Release Spotify Release Radar Thank you, NEXT Ariana Grande Best singers ever Wtf did ! Watch? Bohemian Rhapsody The Haunting of Hill House (Delete this) Nobody's Fool The Killer Within Fad programs like AHS, Glee, This is Us, comic book shows...... except the off Broadway ones. Paranormal movies suck. Life is too short to believe in ghosts. Paul Mooney Over hyped awards coming soon. Wtf did ! Go? Jason Mewes & Jordan Rock Wtd did ! Say? Nobody ever means it when they say nothing. Closet gay relationships. Trying to make people jealous over your manager role to do wi