Classic Film Jerks

We watched 1968's Once Upon A Time In The West and now we never want to hear a harmonica again.

We watched 1934's The Thin Man and now we should have a drink or ten.

We watched Psycho and now we are dead.

We watched Brief Encounter and now we want to be train conductors when we grow up.

We watched Gone With The Wind and now we feel terrible for laughing at Bonnie.

We watched Miracle on 34th street and now we believe!

We watched 1940's The Grapes Of Wrath and now we are walkin' chunks of mean mad.

We watched Shane and now in hindsight we realize we talked far too much about nipple tassels.

We watched Sunset Boulevard and now we are ready for our close up.

We watched The Man Who Knew Too Much and now we refuse to pay to go into Albert Hall.

We watched The Maltese Falcon with all three members of the Cult Film Club Podcast and now we want to get into the hat business.

We watched Singin' In The Rain and now we want to get our teeth whitened.

We watched 1933's King Kong with guest Carlin Trammel from the Nerdlunch Podcast and now we refuse to vacation on Skull Island.

We watched Vertigo and now we want to pluck our eyebrows.

We watched The Conversation and now we don't want to watch Gene Hackman kiss anymore.

We watched Double Indemnity and you should see our amazing hairstyles.

We watched Lawrence Of Arabia and now we want to ride camels.

We watched White Christmas and now I'm dreaming of making fun of White Christmas.

We watched The Great Escape and they ain't kidding, these guys really escape...great.

We watched To Sir, With Love and they never change their clothes