Junkfood Cinema

Do not attempt to adjust your TV sets. We control the vertical, we control the horizontal. We control…the commercials?Tune in as Brian and Cargill explain how this underseen 90s comedy deserves better reception.

Brian and Cargill tease up their hair, hike up their leather pants, and see if they can live that Rock Star life! So much hair metal in this patron requested flick…and even more in this episode! We all die young, so listen and share now!

Brian and Cargill put aside their differences and go into the trenches with Enemy Mine.Whose enemy? Mine enemy? The enemy mine? Anemone?Drac or Human, give it a listen now!

Brian & Cargill enjoy the best in life, and the artiest of pulp, with John Milius’ Conan The Barbarian!This is the…pumpkin spice…of junkfood movies?

Josh Griffey from The Film Alchemist podcast rides along with Brian through the amazing insanity of Drive (1997). You will never look at Planet Hollywood, or Deliverance, the same way again.

Good day, eh? This week Brian is joined by artist/actor/cartoonist John Gholson to discuss the most beer-bellied, donutty Canadian comedy of all time: Strange Brew. This episode is cooler than a new bottle of Molsons.

Gabba Gabba Hey, Junkions!Brian and Cargill invite you to grab your hall pass and get your ass to class at Rock ‘n’ Roll High School!Don’t bring any wheat germ or riboflavin…unless you have enough for the whole class.

We Hate Movies’ Eric Szyszka returns to the show as he and Brian try and top their own high score on The Last Starfighter!Enjoy this…weird walk through the woods?

Here it is, the grand finale of both #JunkBond and the Daniel Craig era. Brian and Cargill sit down to spend some quality time with No Time to Die.What have we learned? Where do we go from here? Was Whitney Houston actually part of the X-Men? We hope you have enjoyed this miniseries. The remaining few Bond films will all be covered in Patron bonus content. Seems like there's never enough time.

Brian and Cargill set their sights the film that ushered in the modern Bond era: Goldeneye.There’s also a great deal of discussion about the game that ushered in the modern era of FPS: Goldeneye.

Brian is joined by Richard Whittaker of The Austin Chronicle to discuss the gold standard of Bond films. Download and listen so we may pour some golden words in your ear! I promise that’s less creepy than it sounds.

Brian and Cargill are here to share The Living Daylights with you!The guys discuss Cold War confusion, unused theme songs, and how Cannon Films ensured Dalton played Bond.Hold on right now!

As Junk Bond continues, Brian is joined by JFC favorite Scott Weinberg to discuss the debut Roger Moore outing (with the notably horror-sounding name): Live and Let Die!The guys discuss the highs, the lows, and the elements that no longer seem to fit the ever-changing world in which we live in.

Released from the top secret Patron vault, this Spy Who Loved Me episode from 2017 has been re-edited and enhanced with a brand new opening segment. Oh, and did we mentioned Windy Bowlsby was our guest?! Sink your Jaws into this!

Brian and Cargill travel to The Himalayas to cure the world of its allergy to George Lazenby as Bond. That’s right, they are officially On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

A ki-ki-killer bonus! What better day to dig up this terrifying corpse from the archives?!Happy Friday, Campers!

Arm yourselves because Brian and Cargill won’t save you from losing your shirt (and your mind) at Casino Royale!

Brian and Cargill wrap their tentacles around one of Cargill's favorite Bond films.Enjoy!

Brian is joined by the chaotic pixie of pod and rink, Windy Bowlsby, to swim with sharks and set Coke dealers on fire.They also discuss Licence to Kill.Enjoy!

For this sparkling installment of Junk Bond, Brian is joined by First Wrestling ring announcer John Maddening to discuss Diamonds Are Forever.Howard Hughes, fake moon landings, and a lifelong feud between Bond girls all mined for this episode.