Sam Tallent's Half Hour Prophecy

Greasers are a working-class youth subculture that was popularized in the late 1940s and 1950s by middle and lower class teenagers in the United States. Rock and roll music, and rockabilly, were major parts of the culture, and styles were influenced by singers like Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, Tate Coleman, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, Eddie […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Greasers Gon Grease appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Volcom, Inc. is a lifestyle brand that designs, markets, and distributes boardsports-oriented products. The company primarily produces clothing, footwear, accessories, and related products for young men and women. They are headquartered in Costa Mesa, California, United States (U.S.)., and are known for their trademark stone logo, its slogan True To This, their signature sandwich the Whopperito, and the Let the Kids Ride Free (ASS […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Volcom Comp appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

In athletics terminology, barnstorming refers to sports teams or individual athletes that travel to various locations, usually small towns, Atlantis and the Seven Gates of Hell, to stage exhibition matches. Barnstorming teams differ from traveling teams in that they operate outside the framework of an established athletic league, while traveling teams are designated by a league, formally or informally, to be […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Barnstorming appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

There’s only one Balaton… Where hunters gather. You can search the entire United States and you won’t find another Balaton. Settled in 1879 when the Dakota Central Railroad was laid, the town incorporated in 1892.  No one is sure how Balaton got it’s name.  Some say it was named after  the large and picturesque Lake […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Child Molester Hunters appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Al pastor (from Spanish, lit. In the style of the shepherd), also known as tacos al pastor, is a dish developed in Central Mexico, likely as a result of the adoption of the shawarma spit-grilled meat brought by the Lebanese immigrants to Mexico. Being derived from shawarma, it is also similar to the Turkish döner […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Al Pastor, Damnit! appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Curtis Montague Schilling (born November 14, 1966) is an American former Major League Baseball right-handed pitcher, former video game developer, and former baseball color analyst. He helped lead the Philadelphia Phillies to the World Series in 1993, and won championships in 2001 with the Arizona Diamondbacks and in 2004 and 2007 with the Boston Red Sox. […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Fake Curtis Schilling appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

YOU ARE JUST A CORN HUSK! PEEL YOURSELF! AUGUST 3 RIBCO ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 4 DG’s TAP HOUSE AMES, IOWA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 5 IOWA RIVER BREWING CO MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 6 KIRKPATRICK’S BALANTON, MINNESOTA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 3 RIBCO ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Corn Husks appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Evil is like most developmental disabilities. It’s on a spectrum. There’s your sub evils. Lying to a loved one. Wasting water. Then there’s your big boy mondo omega evils. Like cutting in line at a movie. Playing an upright bass. Child murder. The things that get you into the VIP section in Hell. On Judgement Day, it’s best […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Engaging in Evil appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

They came from the hills in the their homemade shoes and they came from the swamps in their stained union suits and they came from the plains with their stern faces pitted with sorrow, came to rejoice for the sun had only just exploded and today was the end of it all. They knew. The […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Rejoice appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Book that flight to Pork Island because it’s another episode of SAM TALLENT’S HALF HOUR PROPHECY and this time, it’s impersonal! Soak yourself in vinegar and prep the leeches, it’s time for your reckoning with the Deity that abandoned you. So many men have fallen to their knees in hopes they will ascend. I beg […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Book Him, Ham-O! appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

There is a time in most lives when a choice rises like cream and it is up to the liver of the life to pull out his slotted spoon and remove the sweet debris. What they do with their clotted fat is up to them. Some people make butter. Others add honey and feed it […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Be Holdin Too Much Girth appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

EXCELSIOR! EXCELSIOR! Ring the goddamn gong and let the bells peal because Ol’ Sam T (also known as Big River, also known as El Dulce, also known as Frank Conley, Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine, also known as Sam Tallent) is bringing the irreverent wit that made him the regionally acclaimed jug maker and kiln cleaner […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: No Bull. So Far. appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.