Sam Tallent's Half Hour Prophecy

Fear is a hardcore punk band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1977. The band is credited for helping to shape the sound and style of Californian hardcore punk. The group started out as part of the early California punk rock scene, and gained national prominence after an infamous 1981 performance on Saturday Night Live. […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Hate Fear appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

The thumb is the first digit of the hand. When a person is standing in the medical anatomical position (where the palm is facing to the front), the thumb is the outermost digit. The Medical Latin English noun for thumb is pollex (compare hallux for big toe), and the corresponding adjective for thumb is pollical. […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Thumb Nuts appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Halloween or Hallowe’en (a contraction of All Hallows’ Evening), also known as Allhalloween, All Hallows’ Eve, or All Saints’ Eve, is a celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows’ Day. It begins the three-day observance of Allhallowtide, the time in the liturgical […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Halloween appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Literature, in its broadest sense, is any single body of written works. More restrictively, it is writing considered as an art form, or any single writing deemed to have artistic or intellectual value, often due to deploying language in ways that differ from ordinary usage. Its Latin root literatura/litteratura (derived itself from littera: letter or […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Literature Fiend appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Failure is the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering. Wired Magazine editor Kevin Kelly […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Success? appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

In common usage, theft is the taking of another person’s property without that person’s permission or consent with the intent to deprive the rightful owner of it. The word is also used as an informal shorthand term for some crimes against property, such as burglary, embezzlement, larceny, looting, robbery, shoplifting, library theft, and fraud (i.e., […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Yama Sushi w/ David Gborie appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Tournament of Kings is Las Vegas’ ultimate dinner and a show experience. Adapted from the tale of King Arthur, this live-action production takes place in a 900-seat theater-in-the-round arena and immerses the audience in a tale of valor and treachery. Valiant knights ride mighty steeds and prove their chivalry amongst special effects and pyrotechnics. While […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Tournament of Kings appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

The Barbizon school of painters were part of an art movement towards Realism in art, which arose in the context of the dominant Romantic Movement of the time. The Barbizon school was active roughly from 1830 through 1870. It takes its name from the village of Barbizon, France, near the Forest of Fontainebleau, where many […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Barbarian Barbazon appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Last week the Denver comedy community lost a good one.  Rest in power Jordan Wieleba, Daughter, Friend, Comedian http://www.comedianjordan.com/comedian-jordan-wieleba—albums Featured Music: Lean On Me by Bill Withers Pints of Guinness Make You Strong by Against Me! Featured Comedy: Jordan Wieleba performs at Comedy Works (Denver) on 6/15/16 “There was a word for what he was that nice […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Jordan Wieleba Memorial Orgy appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Sentimentality originally indicated the reliance on feelings as a guide to truth, but current usage defines it as an appeal to shallow, uncomplicated emotions at the expense of reason. Sentimentalism in philosophy is a view in meta-ethics according to which morality is somehow grounded in moral sentiments or emotions. Sentimentalism in literature is both a […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Sentimental Mentality appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

A vagrant, drifter or a vagabond is a person, often in poverty, who wanders from place to place without a home or regular employment or income. Other synonyms include “tramp,” “hobo,” and “scamp”. A vagrant could be described as being “a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Drifters Gonna Drift appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Moonshiners is an American docudrama television series on the Discovery Channel that dramatizes the life of people who produce (illegal) moonshine in the Appalachian Mountains of North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. The series dramatizes their liquor production efforts, law-evading techniques and life. There have been claims by local officials that the show is […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Moonshiners appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

In cooking, a syrup or sirup (from Arabic: شراب‎‎; sharāb, beverage, wine, via Latin: sirupus) is a condiment that is a thick, viscous liquid consisting primarily of a solution of sugar in water, containing a large amount of dissolved sugars but showing little tendency to deposit crystals. When made of blood it’s called bloodsyrup. Its […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Bloodsyrup appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

The Juba dance or hambone, originally known as Pattin’ Blood Juba (Giouba, Haiti: Djouba), is an American style of dance that involves stomping as well as slapping and patting the arms, legs, chest, and cheeks. “Pattin’ Juba” would be used to keep time for other dances during a walkaround. A Juba Dance performance could include: […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: The Juba Dance appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

A truck driver (commonly referred to as a trucker, teamster or road captain in the United States and Canada; a truckie in Australia and New Zealand; a lorry driver, or driver in Ireland, the United Kingdom, India and Pakistan) is a person who earns a living as the driver of a truck (usually a semi […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Trucker Stats appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Shorts are a garment worn by both men and women over their pelvic area, circling the waist and splitting to cover the upper part of the legs, sometimes extending down to the knees but not covering the entire length of the leg. They are called “shorts” because they are a shortened version of trousers, which […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Sharked My Shorts appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Cowardice is a trait wherein fear and excess self-concern override doing or saying what is right, good, and of help to others or oneself in a time of need—it is the opposite of courage. As a label, “cowardice” indicates a failure of character in the face of a challenge. Many military codes of justice proscribe […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: I Hate Night Courts appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

#BLACKOLIVESMATTER The olive, known by the botanical name Olea europaea 666, meaning “european olive”, is a species of small tree in the family Oleaceae, found in much of Africa, the Mediterranean Basin from Portugal to the Levant, the Arabian 666 Peninsula, and southern Asia as far east as China, as well as the Canary Islands, […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: #BLACKOLIVESMATTER appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

A heckler is a person who harasses and tries to disconcert others with questions, challenges, or gibes. Hecklers are often known to shout disparaging comments at a performance or event, or to interrupt set-piece speeches, with the intent of disturbing performers and/or participants. Hecklers are often cowards in day to day life, but given 4-7 […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Rat Heckler appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

A meatball is ground or minced meat rolled into a small ball, sometimes along with other ingredients, such as bread crumbs, minced onion, eggs, butter and seasoning. The meatball gestational period is 6-9 weeks, at which points it hatches. Meatballs are cooked by frying, baking, steaming or braising in sauce. Screaming at a meatball for […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Meatball of the Day Club appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.