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Alls I know is, women blow and men chunder.

I'm way to enthusiastic about how much I hate the people who are way to enthusiastic.

How you know when it's time to quit.

The worst jobs I've had.

The goods and bads of boobs.

Firsts are scary.

Why you should take a second look.

Death in the media. Death of my idol. My own death.

Alan looks at the misremembering of history. Personal and televisional.

Alan asks hollywood to make their stuff make sense. No matter the genre.