Curtain Jerks Wrestling Podcast

Mike Adamle has an unsanctioned promo for WWE WrestleMania 31, Scott goes clothes shopping for Axxess, veteran wrestler The Mangler made everyone a superstar, your #jerktweets are answered including "You have the choice to bring three wrestlers back from the dead. Who do you choose, and what do you do with them?", and Sting wants his new entrance theme to be John Cena's rap song "Bad, Bad Man".

Bobby Lashley is furious that he is not fighting Kurt Angle on pay-per-view, Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud steal the show on Impact Wrestling, CM Punk belongs in Jurassic World, your #jerktweets are answered including "Does Make-A-Wish Charlie have any special WrestleMania plans?", Rusev's lawyer explains what happened to his accent on Raw, and Randy Orton despises being a babyface.

Vince McMahon wants his legacy to be known as a family man and not for the creation of WWE, the Jerks announce their WrestleMania 31 plans, Dean Ambrose and Randy Orton should be a tag team called Crazy Pants. Iron Sheik At The Movies returns with "Chappie", the Aliens and Predator film franchises need more wrestlers in them, your #jerktweets are answered including "What does the phrase balls to the wall mean in a wrestling context? Or any context for that matter?", New Day claps to cover up their farting, and Bill DeMott says he isn't a bully.

It's part 2 of the crossover episode between 16 Bits Podcast and Curtain Jerks featuring special guest Josh Callahan. Miz's Dad returns to cause more mayhem, Seth Rollins gets a low blow from The Daily Show's Jon Stewart, Josh talks about his favorite wrestlers growing up, Serg Carter misses Spike TV, your #jerktweets get answered including "In honor of the crossover, fill out a PPV card using wrestlers vs video game characters", and Create-A-Wrestler AAAA16 is a living glitch without a home.

Jack Swagger is depressed that Cesaro broke up with him and moved onto championship gold with Tyson Kidd, DC Comics is stealing Roman Reigns look for the new Aquaman, Stardust declares the Rhodes family dead to him, your #jerktweets are answered including "Where is Brad Maddox? Do you guys miss him as much as I do?", AJ Lee calls out Stephanie McMahon for not giving the Divas enough credit, and Sting didn't rehearse his script for his face to face confrontation with Triple H at WWE Fastlane.

Goldust is sad that Stardust has split apart the Rhodes family, Randy Orton is crazier than Dean Ambrose when he is a good guy, NXT Rival impresses, a sandwich breaks the news of Samoa Joe leaving TNA, your #jerktweets are answered including " How did Scott and Steve meet? And what is the story behind Curtain Jerks?", and Courtney the ring rat is friends with all of the wrestlers.

Steve's birthday party at a barcade rocks, Seth Rollins personal photos get leaked, Paul The Giant seduces ladies with his nude pics, bathroom urinal etiquette with wrestlers, your #jerktweets are answered including "It's nearly Valentine's Day so what Lanny Poffo style wrestling poem would you send to your significant other?", John Laurinaitis shills his new romance CD, Scott loses his ladyjerk, and Triple H has fun and wang chungs tonight.

Vince Russo, former head writer of WWE, WCW, and TNA Wrestling, is the special guest interview by our International Jerkispondent Tom Anstey (Wrestling Memes). Vince talks about his favorite wrestlers in the UK, the current state of WWE programming, Impact Wrestling's relaunch episode, and more. Plus, Steve gets married with the leader of Cobra Kai at his wedding, the owner of CWCW Mort Salizar presents a very out of touch wrestling show, bad guys in wrestling should do meaner things than just beat people up, your #jerktweets are answered including "At your wedding, you invite three wrestlers to be best men. But they all fall out with the guests. Who are they?", and Garrett Bischoff shows up to challenge Triple H at Hog Wild.

Ashley Sixx, pro wrestler for ROH and SuperKick'd, returns to the podcast as the special guest interview. Ashley talks about competing in the Top Prospect Tournament in Ring Of Honor, coming back to wrestling after battling cancer, and working with SuperKick'd in Toronto. Plus, Jack Swagger thinks Roman Reigns talks funny, ROH tv taping in Philadelphia blows Scott away, Enzo Amore claims NXT is indie wrestling, your #jerktweets are answered including "You have two dates in an hour at a fancy French restaurant. Your suits are gone and the only available clothing is wrestling shirts. Which shirts dine out?", Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose all get buried at the Royal Rumble, and Randy Orton thinks canceling your WWE Network subscription is overreacting.

Grado responds to last weeks interview with Jeff Jarrett who claimed he'd "tap him out in under one minute". Plus, Miz's Dad is excited for the Royal Rumble, Jake "The Snake" Roberts is inspired by Charlie Sheen to be a winner, and Vince McMahon cries over losing his friend CM Punk.

Jeff Jarrett, the founder and President of Global Force Wrestling, is the special guest interview by our International Jerkispondent Tom Anstey (Wrestling Memes). Jeff talks about the success of Wrestle Kingdom 9, the future of the character MMA Jeff Jarrett, his favorite guitar smashes of all time and much more. Plus, Chyna would make a great Terminator, the Impact Wrestling reboot brawl is epic, your #jerktweets are answered including "You may tweet one inappropriate insult laced tweet to any wrestler. Who do you choose, why and what do you say?" and Macho Man Randy Savage speaks out on finally being inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame.

Scott and Steve are blown away by Wrestle Kingdom 9, banana talk, Seth Rollins makes the WWE Championship match at the Royal Rumble sleazy, Steve's wedding is fast approaching, a new segment of Wrestlers New Years Resolutions including Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Brother Love and more, plus Joseph Park is going for the gold in the new Impact Wrestling on Destination America.

The Jerks look forward to all the wrestling companies potential in 2015, Alex Wright is confused on what year it is, Serg Carter spends some quality time with Steve in a hammock, your #jerktweets are answered including "You take part in a wrestlers Secret Santa. Who do you end up with and what do you buy them for Christmas?", and NXT Superstar Enzo Amore is going to try harder than everyone else to get liked.

In this special holiday Gets Jerked episode, Scott and Steve watch the "Santa's Slay" starring Bill Goldberg. A synopsis and review of the horror comedy, plus "Wildcat" Chris Harris spreads holiday cheer by talking about snuff films, Canadian film crew Dave and Gordo reminisce about their times working on set, and Goldust explains the hardships of the movie business.

Steve survives the cold in an empty studio, Tom Anstey of Wrestling Memes provides an awesome "Dinnerview" with Progress Champ Jimmy Havoc! Also, Hulk Hogan begs for an honorable death and Steve finally gets comfortable in the last ten minutes.

Marc Warzecha (New Japan Pro Wrestling English Commentator) returns as the special guest this week. Plus CM Punk steps into the world of UFC, New Japan World is the greatest and most difficult network to navigate, Ms. Tazz hasn't seen Tazz in a long time, your #jerktweets are answered including "You're holding your yearly Christmas party. But a few wrestlers die in a drunken car crash. Who are they?", the worst holiday presents for a wrestling fan, George St. Pierre wants to give CM Punk a Fatality, and Jack Swagger landed a role in The Nutcracker Suite.

CM Punk reveals his story of what happened in his final days at WWE, Heath Slater faces criminal charges, the WWE Doctor fails to give medical help but has plenty of Z-Paks at the ready, Triple H is bitter about Punk's inflammatory remarks about him, your #jerktweets are answered including "There's a history of wrestlers with jobs in (garbage man, taxman, etc) Which job hasn't been represented by a wrestler and which wrestler would you will that role with?", and Vince McMahon is now infatuated with podcasts because they're fun.

On this "Gets Jerked" episode, Scott and Steve review TNA Wrestling pay-per-view Sacrifice 2011. The show has the real life feud of Kurt Angle against Karen and Jeff Jarrett, Chyna wrestles but says nothing, and the members of Fortune steal the show. Plus, Brian Kendrick brings everyone closer to God, "Wildcat" Chris Harris aka Braden Walker is hitting hard times, and Sting reminisces about the good old days of being booked in TNA.

Raw celebrity guest hosts make a comeback and so does Miz's Dad, Bill Apter reports on why TNA Impact Wrestling moved from Spike TV to Destination America, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which wrestler would you go gay for and describe your first date?", and Jack Swagger transforms into Optimus Prime.

Desmond from the TV show "Lost" was a failed wrestler, the differences between Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo, Sting desperately wants to be in the Survivor Series match to settle his gambling debts, Global Force Wrestling wants to eat sushi off J.R.'s body, Marc Warzecha does English commentary for NJPW, ECW wrestler Trucks Molester is upset about his footage not being on the WWE Network, your #jerktweets are answered including "How much of your podcasts are on the fly? Are all your impressions done on the spot?", and Vince McMahon refuses to give the UK fans the WWE Network.