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On this week's episode, delayed out of respect for the Presidents or whatever, the boys are talkin' skinhead lawyers, U2 Cables, living for eternity, gravitrons, My Shittiest Halloween......and twins!!! Plus, Mike takes on Nigeria and we read your letters. For more on how to send yourself into the future using various capsules, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's basically your guide to becoming immortal.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the Illustrious Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember, this is the free one, so it's not even really supposed to be that good.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the one and only Mark Brendle. Special Thanks to Lyndon B Johnson and George Brett (RIP if they're dead) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Episode 45 and the hitmakers are back, baby! Oh you thought we were talking about your man's podcast? Foh! Foh. On this week's nearly-two-hour episode, the boys are talkin' whether chefs and panhandlers should switch titles, the worst way to watch a movie, and whether or not a Mike poops in the woods. For more intimate (and sortable!) shower data, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For links to the kickstarters featured in today's episode, head on over to yourkickstartersucks.comMusic for this episode is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the fabulous Mark Brendle. This episode is sponsored by Da Share Z0ne's very first board game, The Devil's Level. Support the game at http://kck.st/2BigRF7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alright gang. It's Season 3. It's time to make a good episode. So what do we got for ya? Well, here's the deal. It snowed here, so we couldn't do a very good one. Sorry. In lieu of that, though, we've got the first ever Gadget Hole Poll Winner, two new bits, a Dental Town check-in, and Mike's first Chip Rant. You wanna hear more from the Dad Bellies and the Price Genius? Head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and punch in your credit card number. For about 5 stinkin bucks, you're gonna get practically infinite hours of exclusive entertainment from your favorite guys online. It's worth the cash and it helps to keep us online and doing this. So think about it. Or think about some other stuff. It's really your call.Music for today's YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the unmistakable Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https

Well if it isn't a brand-new season of YKS! Get your binge-listening done now folks, because you're not going to want to miss the event of the season. Which is this. Now, Season 3 is all about looking forward, but first we take a look back at what we left behind in 2017: dead water, Australia beefs, and the flying ladies of Star Wars. After that, it's all about Picasso sweatshirts, the rising costs of hose pipe, and all manner of sea scam. So smash that play button fam!For more Mike The Bully and Space Jeff hijinks, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and Mark "The Ultimate Warrior" Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ho ho ho! Merry Kickmas to all, and to all a good....show?!?! Wowee gang, it looks like the original elf on the shelf himself has shown up to drop a little audio present down your head chimney, as Mike and Jesse cuddle up by the fireplace to celebrate Christmas the only way they know how...with a belly full of hot cocoa and bigtime laughs! This week, Mike receives a special Kickmas song, Jesse wishes for a new scale that doesn't lie, and our old friend Kris Kringle joins us from the North Pole to talk about his new business venture and which famous sportswriters are going to hell.For more reasons you gotta love peeing outdoors, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. You'll be treated to enough bonus episodes to get you through yet another painful family holiday experience.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (toothpastefordinner.com)@joeClarkChicagoand the classic Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...two guys recorded this friggin podcast! Come on! Well, the YKS Studios may not be a rough and tumble watering hole on a desert planet at the edge of hyperspace, but this week Mike and Jesse take the willing listener on a tour beyond the stars to meet some fascinating letter creatures, catch up with various bogs, and study the enchanting Bruh Man. Plus, a listener quits his job. Now get your behind out of that wretched hive of scum and villainy and "shoot first" on over to your podcast app to check it out!For more tips on how to become Albert Einstein, check out Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Dozens of hours of exclusive bonus episodes await you from their carbonite prisons. Music for this week's YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)The Hell Yeah Babies (thehellyeahbabies.com)And the fabulous Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac

It's another banger, gang, as Jesse and Mike tackle whether or not Jesus was smart, the various benefits of sleeping with a breathing bean, and the optimal number of steps for using a cup. Plus, your letters and a very urgent voicemail. To contribute to the show, write on in at [email protected] or call the YKS Hotline at 802-359-PISS (it was the last number they had). For more coffee obelisks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There are more episodes there for you to listen to. Finally, visit shop.yourkickstartersucks.com for all of your Mike & Jesse merchandise needs. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), The Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com) and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well gang, the boys are lookin' for a fight tonight and this time...they've got backup. That's right, on today's show Mike and Jesse are joined by Mike Pfeiffer to talk about standing in a circle around one small bean, The Hell Yeah Babies' new (Kickstarter-funded!) album, and play a thrilling new game called Queens of Rock. Don't like hearing three people talk? Would rather hear just two people talk? Okay! Mike and Jesse also get back into the classic tandem flow to talk Pastor Dreams, Magilla Gorilla on Krokodil, and dog trades. You're not gonna wanna miss this dadgum thing so slap that hell yeah button and pork on your ear buds gang.You can find The Hell Yeah Babies' new single "Grenadine Nosebleeds" everywhere you listen to music on December 8th. Check 'em out on Twitter: @hellyeahbabies.For more Mr. Softee Content, kindly subscribe to the YKS Patreon at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our current offer includes bonus content in exchange for a modest fee. Finally, music for this episode of YKS is co

In the only version of Episode 38 to not be confined to the dustbin of history, Mike and Jesse reconnect on a post-Turkey Day extravaganza to riff on healthcare, a millennial Santa, and whether the podcast is being pirated by hackers across the globe. Plus, a role-reversed edition of Real or Fake, and your letters.For more of our favorite Lous, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for this episode of YKS is courtesy ofThe Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and Mark BrendleSix pack: Closca - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/closca-bottle/closca-bottle-app-drink-water-make-a-statementSuccess Dice - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1384336/success-diceMemes of Art - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/483069905/memes-of-artArtificial Intelligence Party - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1597129265/artificial-intelligence-political-decision-makingSmart Pourer - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smartpourer/s

Check this out...It's a damn holiday miracle. Today only, or only the other times when it seems like a good idea to do, we are putting up nearly a full hour of the wonderful YKS Premium episode we did with Drew Toothpaste last week. So, enjoy this Jokeblogger Top Ten deep dive, and sign up at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to hear the rest. Plus, we've got a full free episode coming later this week as well, so you have lots of things to do instead of talking to your relatives. Ok thanks. I have to go to the store now. ByeMusic for YKS Premium is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell and the Fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well it's been a tough year for ice cream, and a tough couple of weeks with no new YKS. But Michael "Donald Trump" Hale is back from the Pac-NW to kickstart our hearts, and OH YEAH you know he's wearin' flannel. On this episode of the show, Spooky November creeps along, we Make Chili Great Again, and, of course, there's plenty of that classic portable toilet talk. For more on what looks like a fam, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (bonus episode with Drew Toothpaste coming this week)!Music for YKS is provided:The aforementioned Drew Toothpaste of theworstthingsforsale.com, The Hell Yeah Babies of www.thehellyeahbabies.com, and the fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Operation Dumbo Drop is a 1995 American war comedy film directed by Simon Wincer that explores war, politics, and animal welfare. The storyline was conceived from a screenplay written by Gene Quintano and Jim Kouf based on a true story by United States Army Major Jim Morris. The film stars Danny Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam War in 1968, who attempt to transport an elephant through jungle terrain to a local South Vietnamese village which in turn helps American forces monitor Viet Cong activity.For more purloined movie synopses, visit Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks where you will find more hours of bonus content than you could possibly know what do with.YKS: The Music is provided by The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this very "ghould" episode of YKS, the boys are joined by a very "sweet" guest who has a touch of stage fright. So "boo" kind! Later, you'll hear some spooky and TRUE tales, as well as an extensive review of expensive trash cans. This week's episode is brought to you by Dumpster Juice Coffee. "It sucks!"For more YKS jump scares, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is provided by:The Hell Yeah BabiesDrew Toothpasteand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sheldon Cooper, a 9-year-old boy, begins his first day of high school in the ninth grade with his older brother, George Cooper Jr. Having shown more skills than a typical child his age, he skipped several grades. On his first day, he questions his teachers and informs students of their rule-breaking. He tries to find his place in the new school and George must deal with having a much younger sibling in his class.For more YKS, check out our bonus episodes on Patreon: www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies - www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste - www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well folks, October is finally here, and Autumn is in the air! Will that mean sweet treats and good eats for your favorite prickly pair of crowdfunding curmudgeons??? Tune in to this week's YKS to find out!For more Gallagher rants, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste www.theworstthingsforsale.comand The Fabulous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While perusing the local car lot, Jesse discovers that his deceased friend Michael has been reincarnated as a junky old automobile, so he buys him and brings him home, much to the dismay of both his wife and eccentric car collector Captain Manzini who is determined to acquire the valuable automobile by hook or crook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bust out the meatballs and call the wife over, it's time once again for YKS. On this week's show, Episode Unknown, the boys are talking NastyCon 2017 results, whether piss and shit are friends, the top magnets of all time, and oh yeah...Starbucks Freakin coffee. Plus: is Austin the Portland of the South or the Brooklyn of the West?Music for today's YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies (www.hellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)listener Christian Lopetzand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Knock Knock...who's at the door? Is it the Kirby Vacuum salesman?Why no! It's the YKS boys and they're here to celebrate 30 wonderful episodes. Coming up on today's show, we've got information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, a checklist of things to do with your dentist, and, for the full hour, none other than Mr. Craig Leaf! For more jars of moonshine taken to the dome, check out www.Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, the exclusive home of hours and hours of YKS bonus material. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)The Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)and Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again!Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more.Bonus: Mike uses a hitachi magic wand on Jesse for 20 minutes (loud)Music for YKS is provided by: The Hell Yeah Babies -- www.thehellyeahbabies.com Drew Toothpaste -- www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.