Tastes Like Burning

We have a fireside chat with Big C from the  (If chit-chat isn't your bag, skip ahead 20 to 30 minutes.) Political rantings. Tim starts eHeeey since eBay sucks now.Is  Tastes Like Burning secretly racist?  NO. They are just blatantly funny.Fast Forward: Tim doesn't want kids.  It's a mixed bag, but good nonetheless. us HERE or call us at 206-350-7345

CarQuest 2008We are on Skype under tasteslikeburningMac and PC iTunes buttons added to the siteDog's first dog park, and Black Dog MountedTattoo Email Two thumbs down for CasablancaTim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and GasolineFast Forward: James and the Baaaaad GoatOpen Ocean for the WiiRandom Banter Shout outs to: Redboy@ Chrystal@ Shelly@, Tim@ Randy@Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@Special Thanks to Big C@ for the intro from Mini CCall us at 206-350-7345 or us

The much anticipated episode 34.  Well much anticipated by me anyway.Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town.  We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action.  Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things.  BUT we still have fun doing it.  So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness.  I don't know what that means. . .

T.L.B. Computer CrisisBig C's Wife, ERIN, has words with usLeeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2Leo is a LabrahmerShout outs and email-ish stuff: Tornadoes in February?James' WreckVoice MailJames and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finishLeeann's Bitch of the weekTim's Dad's B-day dinnerLeeann bitches againJoxer can't find the dog in the machineTims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song us or Call us @ 206-350-7345 and find any kind of subscription you could want on the , theres iTunes for Mac, iTunes for PC and feedburner and juice and all the rest........have a good week! (Especially Erin)

In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit.  While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter.  Plus check out my new hair cut above

Our week:Leeann's tribulations.James's so-so stuff.Tim's job still sux donkey balls. James's computer craps its pants and dies.Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!Big C of Big C's wife, ErinTim from Chrystal of The untimely death of a talented actor.Colonic Irrigation us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345)

So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues.  Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort.  HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby  that was show 3132 and well, here it is.  The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty.  Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences  are cut off in the beginning, but overall the show is intact and good.  If nothing else, stay for the Ball Segment 40 minutes in, its worth it.  There is Drama in the beginning, but we pick it up quickly.  Hope you enjoy.Tim of TLB

Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny.NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James does our taxes.NOTE the Second: We've now added album art to the mp3 tag, so please let us know if it actually worked.

So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.The great Hairspray debacle.Leeann reviews a movie or two.The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat."Don't turn off my radio when I'm not here!"Big spam for the old whore.Blah, blah, blah. us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345) 

Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.Vacation, all we ever wanted . . . Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?Stalking at the local The musical stylings of James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.The eyes have it.Can year-old chips kill you?Pearl platter for two. Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?Commercials we don't hate.Three servings of spam., where are you? us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345) 

Who Is the Biggest Pervert?Post Xmas StuffWii-gateWow, my parents are peopleHippo DogTim's B-dayLeeann's Bitch of the WeekNew Years TraditionsRandom StuffSpam anyone?Happy New Year to our Listeners

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:'Twas the night before Xmas.Solstice, because we can.Shopping for a nervous breakdown.Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.The worst F-word of them all: Family.Two's company and a million's a crowd.We open up presents "live" on air.Some news items of note:Medical Myths Refuted.Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.No More Pink Nails!When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours. We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue an intelligible conversation. Share your Holiday Horrors with us by leaving a voicemail at 206-350-7345, or email your story to .Merry Happy SolstiChrismaKwanzakah!!

People get shot, but there's free pizzaIt's the holidays at workBreaking Bitch NewsSecret Santa sucksEmail and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the  podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee Wii like to playWe get one funny spam out of 209The glowing electric pillowDigital death, and the end Call us @ 206-350-7345 or email at

Cursing at WorkThe FCC wants to kill cableCall us, we have voice mailWe read EmailListener Poll: Men to Women ratioFamily Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?The MTV of oldLeeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or fourYou have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!The Prophet is not a teddy bear?Home Remedies, they're a good thing A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at Call us at 206-350-7345 and leave a comment, or leave one on the blog.  Or you can email us at and don't forget about the page.

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . . Thanksgiving We have a garage sale Cat Fight anyone? Sesame Street: After Dark Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family Dead Men's babies Text Bombs Charity and Lights In your Face Book To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore? Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at Have a good weekend.TJ&L

  Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween.  It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . . Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!Tim and Leeann:  The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The HorrorHalloween 2007—Trick or TreatJ Depp . . . Kind of scaryChina Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enoughLeeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas CrapJames has a Freaky Friday . . . kind ofSammies at QuiznosTon's Mongolian GrillCops here are drunkFortune Cookie TellersIs Leeann a WHORE?We have a contest and you have an email to write . . . Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning!   Email us at or leave a comment on the website.  Don't forget to visit us on and become a friend of the show!

Halloween Plans 2007Leeann ponders demon dongHow we decorateLeeann's Party—Tits & TeethLeeann's cousin sucksShout outsBig Hugs to James is all Red about his Halloween at workTim BitchesPublic Radio wants money . . . and so do the policeCalling SandiThrow up dirt skirtHalloween: The Music Video—watch it on for high quality, or just watch it on . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . . Email your comments or audio comments to   or leave a comment here on the website.

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.The Buffy Horror Picture Show.The News NOW IN HD + HD radio?  Really?Smoking Update.James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.The Simpsons . . . wedding?Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.Sometimes office pranks go too far.Radio Head free.Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.New California law and why it is stupid.Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.Leeann needs party advice. has a new Kelly video out: Email us a mesage or an audio comment at .Or leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .

Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a . . . and a . . . and a . Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if has anything to do with it, even though . LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs. Solar Power to the people. Water conservation and Grey Water. Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy. Living outside the margins to save paper. Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be. Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at .

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer.  James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless.  Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . .   Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph.  :  The woman. The music. The podcast: .  Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott.  Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit.  Article: spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory.  No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu.  Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.Leave a Comment or email us at .