We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! Was Wes Craven dodging the spooky Tax Man with this flick? How creepy did that kid actor turn out? And is Heather Langenkamp really that close with the legendary John Saxon? Plus: "Timid Wes Craven" tries to call Johnny Depp. New Nightmare stars Heather Langenkamp, Miko Hughes, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven; directed by Wes Craven. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang talks about the ridiculous, college ghost comedy, School Spirit! Where are all the ghost laws in this movie? Why is that French guy donating so much money to the college? And can a ghost really be crowned the King of Hog Day? School Spirit stars Tom Nolan, Larry Linville, Elizabeth Foxx and Michael Miller; directed by Alan Holleb. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Recorded live at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York City, the gang spends the evening ripping on the Sylvester Stallone actioneer, Cliffhanger! Why would Michael Rooker take such a novice on a hard climb? Is Stallone's character working on a solo album? And how many accents is John Lithgow doing? Plus: Should the gang coordinate wardrobe better at live gigs? Cliffhanger stars Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow and Michael Rooker, with a very special appearance by Paul Winfield; directed by Renny Harlin. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this edition of On-Screen, the gang chats about Breaking Bad - plot points, crazy theories and the great Bob Odenkirk - before the airing of the final three episodes. Spoilers abound. Obviously. This episode discusses everything up to the events in "To'hajiilee." Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang returns from their summer vacation to rip on the totally ridiculous (but fun!) capoeira thriller, Only the Strong! How awesome is that warmup song? How old is that Jamaican guy? And where do these teachers get off treating an Army veteran like garbage? Plus: Silverio, a villain for the ages. Only the Strong stars Mark Dacascos, Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis and Paco Christian Prieto; directed by Sheldon Lettich. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang briefly emerges from vacation to do plugs for a new live show and also reads a couple fan letters - one about a bad, bad boyfriend and another about a women-hating cult! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang's all here to send off SBE3 in style by breaking the Ten Year rule to rant about Grown Ups 2! In quite possibly the laziest film of the summer, the guys see some of their SNL favorites completely slum it in this useless sequel. How is there no plot? Why do we need to be constantly reminded of how awesome all of these characters are? And when does a sexy prank go too far? Grown Ups 2 stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph and Maria Bello; directed by Dennis Dugan. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to high school with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Leigh Cook in the 1999 teen snooze, She's All That! How is Freddie Prinze Jr. having to decide between all the Ivy League schools? How come Kevin Pollak doesn't do any impressions? And how much slang can Paul Walker possibly make up? Plus: Resident Matthew Lillard expert, Sean Weiner, drops by! She's All That stars Rachel Leigh Cook, Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker and Kevin Pollak; directed by Robert Iscove. For maximum enjoyment, be sure to go back and listen to our episode on Iscove's Boys and Girls! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue. Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson.  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

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