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On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters Scottish so the man can speak comfortably? How did Kevin Connolly make the opening credits with that little screen time? And could you even imagine going to a balloon festival? PLUS: Minor league baseball can get pretty wild it turns out! The Ugly Truth stars Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter, Bree Turner, Nick Searcy, Cheryl Hines, John, and Michael Higgins; directed by Robert Luketic. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man! Why in the world did we need to see the Uncle Ben death again? Why couldn't they bother hiring Dylan Baker to play the Lizard finally?! And how come Denis Leary couldn't sing "Asshole" to Peter Parker?! PLUS: Coming next summer...Spider-Man: Home Cookin'! The Amazing Spider-Man stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Irrfan Khan, Campbell Scott, and Embeth Davidtz; directed by Marc Webb. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a... not so great TNG! First, over on TOS, it's the legendary episode, "Amok Time," which originally aired September the 15th, 1967. This ep features Spock hucking—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly access hours, nay, days of new content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted! What's with all this faux-Fight Club nonsense? Why does everyone think that "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" will play for a laugh outside of the film Dirty Work? And please enjoy a 10-minute tangent on the film Coneheads! PLUS: It's Sunday-Funday in The Matrix! Wanted stars James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common, Kristen Hager, David O'Hara, Konstantin Khabenskiy, and Chris Pratt; directed by Timur Bekmambetov. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole thing, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up now! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets a little spooktacular as the gang chats about the ridiculous evil-dolls-gets-hitched sequel, Bride of Chucky! What’s with all the CGI doll in this movie? How strong is this little toy supposed to be? And why did this doll need to have genitals? PLUS: Ray Romano’s soul may be stuck in the body of a doll but he still can’t shake his family! Bride of Chucky stars Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, and the late comedic genius, John Ritter; directed by Ronny Yu. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The Secret Service! What's the deal with that weird—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes journalist and friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie in-studio to chat about the 1998 big-budget b-movie, Deep Rising! What's with Kevin J. O'Connor's riffing? How did Famke Janssen's Catwoman-esque jewel thief movie wind up on this pleasure cruise? And how bad ass is Wes Studi? PLUS: Bernie Sanders recruits the Deep Rising monster, a fellow Brooklyn native, to feast on the Top One Tenth of the One Percent! Deep Rising stars Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald, Kevin J. O'Connor, Wes Studi, Derrick O'Connor, Jason Flemyng, Cliff Curtis, Clifton Powell, Trevor Goddard, Una Damon, and Djimon Hounsou; directed by Stephen Sommers. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the new X-Men film, Dark Phoenix, the final entry in the (possibly unfairly) much maligned "alternate 1985 timeline" mutant film series! Caution! Spoilers abound, so if you haven't seen the film yet, hold off on this until you do! Or spoil it for yourself—whatever works. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action movie adaptation, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra! What's with Cobra Commander's wig? Why did we need all these origin stories? And how much of this movie is Dennis Quaid sitting down? PLUS: Paul Giamatti stars in BearCity 3: The Divorce! G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra stars Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Sienna Miller, Kevin J. O'Connor, Ray Park, Gerald Okamura, Jonathan Pryce, Byung-Hun Lee, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Arnold Vosloo; directed by Stephen Sommers. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! First on TOS, it's "Operation - Annihilate!," which originally aired April 13th, 1967. The episode has it all: Shatner wearing a stupid—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the Joe Pesci slumlord comedy, The Super! What's with this ridiculous, Seinfeldian court ruling? How old is Joe Pesci supposed to be in this film? Did Pesci's piece get separate billing? And did they think this was biting social commentary? PLUS: Has a film's poster ever had a character shrugging its shoulders and then still turned out to be a good movie? The Super stars Joe Pesci, Vincent Gardenia, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Rubén Blades, Stacey Travis, and Carole Shelley; directed by Rod Daniel. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys are chatting about the latest installment in the incredibly lucrative, bullet-to-the-head franchise, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum! What's with that trip to the desert? How about that knife fight? And how about all that super dog action? PLUS: Andrew has an... uncomfortable screening experience. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the divisive series finale of HBO's Game of Thrones! There's a Lightning Lord? What was that Night King dude's problem? And way to burn that furniture, Drogon! PLUS: Eric gives his pick for next fantasy series to be adapted for television! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the sex-crazed rom-"com," Ghosts of Girlfriends Past! Why didn't McConaughey's scarf get more play? Why did they say Robert Forster's character served in Korea? And is Emma Stone's character supposed to be dead? PLUS: David Attenborough narrates Connor Mead's gross sex life! Ghosts of Girlfriends Past stars Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas, Breckin Meyer, Lacey Chabert, Robert Forster, Anne Archer, Emma Stone, Daniel Sunjata, and Noureen DeWulf; directed by Mark Waters. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really--HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys! What in the world is with the ridiculous dubbing at the beginning of the film? What's with Marcia Gay Harden laughing at Jay Leno? And was Cromwell crooked or what? PLUS: Is anyone watching that Mötley Crüe movie on Netflix? Space Cowboys stars Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, Marcia Gay Harden, and James Cromwell; directed by Clint Eastwood. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor's office, got caught explaining entire films to old people, and watched abhorrent puppet pornography in film school. PLUS: Steve is awarded his prize for winning "The Bet" by none other than his TV favorite, the Masked Singer! If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: [email protected]! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.